Bristol just wasn't enough, apparently: the hooligans behind Dancing With The Stars now have reportedly set their sights on Papa Grizzly Todd. But he's so...quiet. As an alternative, might I propose Track? The kid is totally untapped.
Gosh. Bristol Palin spills — on message! — to Harper's Bazaar about politics, abstinence, and life as a single parent. On that matter, she refers to Levi as "dirty laundry" and says he's "a stranger to me." Chatty!