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Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
11/23/09

In reply to Yoko Ono Fetes Beatles Fashions; Louboutin Stuffed Shoes With Raw Meat
Part of me is exasperated at all the very young, white, privileged fashion bloggers that have risen to fame (Cory Kennedy is the obvious, but also Alexi Wasser from imboycrazy.com, and I know there are others whose names/URLs I cannot recall), so am kind of meh about hearing news about Tavi Gevinson.
That said, having just read her blog, she comes across as wide-eyed and adorable- reading her reaction over meeting Chloë Sevigny and not meeting Hedi Slimane, she seems as much an excitable fourteen year old as anyone, privilege and extraordinary circumstances notwithstanding, I guess.
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rixatrix
11/23/09

@Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith: What is her privilege, exactly? I've been wondering for a while how she gets her hands on such extraordinary clothing at such a young age. Are her parents in the fashion world?
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Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
11/23/09

@rixatrix: I'm not sure exactly- her Wiki entry didn't specify- but one gets the feeling that her parents are spectacularly loaded.

ETA: apparently her dad is a 'high-school teacher,' but no comment on what her mum does.
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TheFormerJuneBronson
11/23/09

In reply to Yoko Ono Fetes Beatles Fashions; Louboutin Stuffed Shoes With Raw Meat
And I'm sure the legs he thinks are fat are those of his models. Perhaps he could model the shoes on actual skeletons?
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Uncommon Whore
11/23/09

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Jesus, when will all you fatty fat-ankled fatties stop making overpriced shoes look bad? You are RUINING his VISION!
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ihateyourescalade
11/23/09

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So they left the spare tires in the Pirelli calendar?
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femme-bot
11/23/09

In reply to Yoko Ono Fetes Beatles Fashions; Louboutin Stuffed Shoes With Raw Meat
"1,500 girls lined up on Saturday in New York, and another 1,000 in Los Angeles, to try to be chosen as America's representative to the Ford agency's Supermodel of the World competition"

Haven't they been running that competition for a while now? Like, pre-ANTM days?
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Jenna
11/23/09

@femme-bot: Oh, SMOW's been around forever. But I don't think they held cast-of-thousands ANTM-style free-for-alls on selection day. That is pure reality TV.
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ItchykooParker
11/23/09

In reply to Yoko Ono Fetes Beatles Fashions; Louboutin Stuffed Shoes With Raw Meat
Yoko looks elegant, witty, and insouciant - I love the lady. Wish we could see those Beatles clothes, though!
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clevernamehere
12/16/08

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What I don't understand about this ad is that Bailey's is a GIRL drink. Not many guys drink it. So why are the advertising it with illusions to jizz? Are the women out there who are desperate to give head but can't find any takers?

If they wanted to do a sensual ad, I think it would have made more sense to have a hot, shirtless guy pour a glass, take a sip, and then hand it out to the audience.
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ClarenceCochonTheEasterPig
12/16/08

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Why do women subject themselves to this? I remember the Lethal Weapon movie where the daughter's first commercial is for condoms. Are we really that desperate to be in "the business?" How much does a gig like that even pay?
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clevernamehere
12/16/08

@ClarenceCochonTheEasterPig: Commercials pay really, really well. I've met unknown actors who did 1-2 commercials a year and that made up the bulk of their yearly income.

I find the ad pretty nasty, but my issue is with Baileys, not the model. All she's doing is having a droplet of Bailey's on her lip- they're the ones making it dirty. She might not have even had an idea what the end result would look like.

Keep the blame on the company, not the model.
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rollergirl76
12/16/08

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The Dude abides.
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Jack_Burton
12/16/08

@rollergirl76: Hey - CAREFUL! there's a beverage here!
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queenieinmanhattan
12/16/08

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Oh my god...I thought it was going to be one shot of the bouncing off of the parted lips, but no! It's the frigging dance of the Bailey's Blow Job Fairy!

(Sorry, have been listening to way too much Christmas music.)
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queenieinmanhattan
12/16/08

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Well, considering Bailey's is so classy to start with...
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rollergirl76
12/16/08

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Google American Bukkake by Susannah Breslin; it's a short graphic novel she did about her visit to a bukkake set.
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Aesop's Foibles. YES.
12/16/08

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One more thing before I go. I really hate the use of the word "cum". It's just such a gross term. I personally like to call it his "essence". Same goes for mine. Try it. "Essence." It's got a certain charm, no?
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JeromeCabaret
12/16/08

@terribletwenties aka Aesop's Foibles: Not really, although I share your aversion for the other term.
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rollergirl76
12/16/08

@terribletwenties aka Aesop's Foibles: I hate the term "bust a nut". It makes me cringe.
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Aesop's Foibles. YES.
12/16/08

@JeromeCabaret: Er, thanks, I think. Glad, though, that someone else agrees with me.
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Aesop's Foibles. YES.
12/16/08

@rollergirl76: Me too. It weirdly makes me think of popping a zit. Okaay grossing myself out.
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Jack_Burton
12/16/08

@rollergirl76: It makes me cringe too - it's also slang for getting a hernia.
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Aesop's Foibles. YES.
12/16/08

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You know, it's kinda getting old, now. These ads and commercials depicting various liquids being dripped/squirted/sprayed on women's faces/bodies. I kept waiting for the woman in this commercial to reach up and smear it all over her face. And then a disembodied cock would appear and smack her tongue. Oh god I have now officially crossed the line. I'm going to go away now. Sorry.
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special_boots
12/16/08

@terribletwenties aka Aesop's Foibles: Maybe they could just start doing product placement in porn instead? The girl reaches for a tissue afterward and says, "THIS is why I always use EXTRA-absorbent SEEMEX tissues."

...sorry.
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Aesop's Foibles. YES.
12/16/08

@special_boots: Peeing in my pantalones. SEEMEX!! Hah!!
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special_boots
12/16/08

@terribletwenties aka Aesop's Foibles: Well I was gonna just say Kleenex... and then I was like, I don't wanna get sued/killed by Kleenex in the night...
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Diziet_Sma
12/16/08

In reply to Bukkake Alert
Is it also bad that Bailey's mixed with vodka is called a Slippery Nipple?
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labeled
12/16/08

@Diziet_Sma: Or that a Dirty Girl Scout is Baileys, Kahlua, Vodka and Creme de Menthe?

(Or that I know this? - I was a bartender, so I claim, uh, that as my reason.)
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Diziet_Sma
12/16/08

@labeled: Mmmmmmm. That's sounds good.
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labeled
12/16/08

@Diziet_Sma: @RoxNminral: They're SO good. If they didn't involve so many ingredients I'd be on my way to the liquor store!
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Jack_Burton
12/16/08

@Diziet_Sma: Another variation is called "The Naked Friend."
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