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clevernamehere
12/16/08

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What I don't understand about this ad is that Bailey's is a GIRL drink. Not many guys drink it. So why are the advertising it with illusions to jizz? Are the women out there who are desperate to give head but can't find any takers?

If they wanted to do a sensual ad, I think it would have made more sense to have a hot, shirtless guy pour a glass, take a sip, and then hand it out to the audience.
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ClarenceCochonTheEasterPig
12/16/08

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Why do women subject themselves to this? I remember the Lethal Weapon movie where the daughter's first commercial is for condoms. Are we really that desperate to be in "the business?" How much does a gig like that even pay?
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clevernamehere
12/16/08

@ClarenceCochonTheEasterPig: Commercials pay really, really well. I've met unknown actors who did 1-2 commercials a year and that made up the bulk of their yearly income.

I find the ad pretty nasty, but my issue is with Baileys, not the model. All she's doing is having a droplet of Bailey's on her lip- they're the ones making it dirty. She might not have even had an idea what the end result would look like.

Keep the blame on the company, not the model.
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rollergirl76
12/16/08

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The Dude abides.
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Jack_Burton
12/16/08

@rollergirl76: Hey - CAREFUL! there's a beverage here!
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queenieinmanhattan
12/16/08

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Oh my god...I thought it was going to be one shot of the bouncing off of the parted lips, but no! It's the frigging dance of the Bailey's Blow Job Fairy!

(Sorry, have been listening to way too much Christmas music.)
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queenieinmanhattan
12/16/08

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Well, considering Bailey's is so classy to start with...
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rollergirl76
12/16/08

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Google American Bukkake by Susannah Breslin; it's a short graphic novel she did about her visit to a bukkake set.
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Aesop's Foibles. YES.
12/16/08

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One more thing before I go. I really hate the use of the word "cum". It's just such a gross term. I personally like to call it his "essence". Same goes for mine. Try it. "Essence." It's got a certain charm, no?
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JeromeCabaret
12/16/08

@terribletwenties aka Aesop's Foibles: Not really, although I share your aversion for the other term.
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rollergirl76
12/16/08

@terribletwenties aka Aesop's Foibles: I hate the term "bust a nut". It makes me cringe.
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Aesop's Foibles. YES.
12/16/08

@JeromeCabaret: Er, thanks, I think. Glad, though, that someone else agrees with me.
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Aesop's Foibles. YES.
12/16/08

@rollergirl76: Me too. It weirdly makes me think of popping a zit. Okaay grossing myself out.
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Jack_Burton
12/16/08

@rollergirl76: It makes me cringe too - it's also slang for getting a hernia.
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Aesop's Foibles. YES.
12/16/08

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You know, it's kinda getting old, now. These ads and commercials depicting various liquids being dripped/squirted/sprayed on women's faces/bodies. I kept waiting for the woman in this commercial to reach up and smear it all over her face. And then a disembodied cock would appear and smack her tongue. Oh god I have now officially crossed the line. I'm going to go away now. Sorry.
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special_boots
12/16/08

@terribletwenties aka Aesop's Foibles: Maybe they could just start doing product placement in porn instead? The girl reaches for a tissue afterward and says, "THIS is why I always use EXTRA-absorbent SEEMEX tissues."

...sorry.
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Aesop's Foibles. YES.
12/16/08

@special_boots: Peeing in my pantalones. SEEMEX!! Hah!!
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special_boots
12/16/08

@terribletwenties aka Aesop's Foibles: Well I was gonna just say Kleenex... and then I was like, I don't wanna get sued/killed by Kleenex in the night...
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Diziet_Sma
12/16/08

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Is it also bad that Bailey's mixed with vodka is called a Slippery Nipple?
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labeled
12/16/08

@Diziet_Sma: Or that a Dirty Girl Scout is Baileys, Kahlua, Vodka and Creme de Menthe?

(Or that I know this? - I was a bartender, so I claim, uh, that as my reason.)
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Diziet_Sma
12/16/08

@labeled: Mmmmmmm. That's sounds good.
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labeled
12/16/08

@Diziet_Sma: @RoxNminral: They're SO good. If they didn't involve so many ingredients I'd be on my way to the liquor store!
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Jack_Burton
12/16/08

@Diziet_Sma: Another variation is called "The Naked Friend."
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special_boots
12/16/08

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Ok, Bailey's, I won't claim to represent your target demographic, but I can assure you that nothing tasting like cum gets anywhere near my unless it's to give pleasure to someone very dear to me... and I don't mean my neighborhood liquor merchant.
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special_boots
12/16/08

@special_boots:

Oops. Should say:

Ok, Bailey's, I won't claim to represent your target demographic, but I can assure you that nothing tasting like cum gets anywhere near my lips unless it's to give pleasure to someone very dear to me... and I don't mean my neighborhood liquor merchant.
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msAnthrope
12/16/08

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guess they're not going after the gay market~~ bukkake's quite a popular fetish on sites like manhunt and M4M craigslist...
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I, Zombie Normal
12/16/08

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Yeah, if only real semen disappeared instantly like that.
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jemandtheholograms
12/16/08

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Usually at least some of it ends in the mouth.
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Mafalda para Presidente
12/16/08

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I thought that was a jelly fish at first. I had to read what it was to take a second look and then realize it was really a drop of cream on some lips.
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Sanfo
12/16/08

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What a relief that only white women allow themselves to be objectified in this manner.

I mean, uh..
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