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    Johnny Depp: My Own Private Idaho Island
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    Image of topsy topsy
    06/01/09

    In reply to Johnny Depp: My Own Private Idaho Island
    I'm back and forth on Depp, but if he admires Brando so much he needs to explore what happened on Brando's private island. Somebody should tell Johnny that imitation isn't always the most sincere type of flattery.
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    Image of The HZA. The HZA.
    06/01/09

    In reply to Johnny Depp: My Own Private Idaho Island
    The thought of a Gonzo Beach just makes me smile.


    I want to sit on that beach and just stare at the water while drinking rum.

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    Image of The Queen of No The Queen of No
    06/01/09

    In reply to Johnny Depp: My Own Private Idaho Island
    Just being in Hawaii or somewhere disconnected, I feel similar to what he's saying.. I can't even imagine actually being on a basically deserted island. I would probably die from melting into a puddle of relaxation and contentedness.
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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    06/01/09

    In reply to Johnny Depp: My Own Private Idaho Island
    Do you think he's going to start a storm so that a ship wrecks so his daughter can marry?
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    Image of battleaxonista...is a humorless bitch battleaxonista...is a humorless bitch
    06/01/09

    In reply to Johnny Depp: My Own Private Idaho Island
    Whoa, a face with actual texture on a magazine cover? I don't know how to react!
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    Image of Devonna Devonna
    06/01/09

    In reply to Johnny Depp: My Own Private Idaho Island
    I'm happy for him. Jealous, yes, but happy for him. It sounds heavenly.
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    Image of sympathyforthebasementcat sympathyforthebasementcat
    06/01/09

    In reply to Johnny Depp: My Own Private Idaho Island
    I wonder if his private island is Yoplait yogurt good.
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    Image of save jinger save jinger
    06/01/09

    In reply to Johnny Depp: My Own Private Idaho Island
    Feeding hot dogs to sharks? Something about that seems...odd.
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    Image of Witchtit: Your low productivity advisor Witchtit: Your low productivity advisor
    06/01/09

    In reply to Johnny Depp: My Own Private Idaho Island
    My private island is the one where Captain Morgan is on.
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    Image of brinkswomanship brinkswomanship
    06/01/09

    @Witchtit: Your low productivity advisor: Do you have two pina coladas - one for each hand?
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    Image of Witchtit: Your low productivity advisor Witchtit: Your low productivity advisor
    06/01/09

    @Witchtit: Your low productivity advisor: I suggest our own national anthem---- Oh Great and boozy island captain with your befeathered, moustachioed ways-- I luv you man, No really man, ---I LUVVV YOU, MAN *slurred then pass out*
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    06/01/09

    In reply to Johnny Depp: My Own Private Idaho Island
    Yeah, y'know, when life gets a little too hectic, what with unemployment running out, unexpected vet bills when the dog got sick, astronomical health insurance costs, and all that jazz, it's just such a relief to go out to my back porch and sit a while and smoke some cigs. That's my decompression, folks.
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    Image of deitybox deitybox
    06/01/09

    In reply to Johnny Depp: My Own Private Idaho Island
    Two Johnny Depp posts in one day! Thank you, Jezebel!
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    Image of Penny Penny
    06/01/09

    In reply to Johnny Depp: My Own Private Idaho Island
    I don't mind if people with money seem a bit detached from reality, so long as they're taking advantage of it in positive ways and at least acknowledge how lucky they are.
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    Image of AthertonMerriweather AthertonMerriweather
    06/01/09

    @Penny: Agreed. Why should they have to apologize for it? If they aren't hurting anyone who cares you know?
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    Image of TheLittlestChicken TheLittlestChicken
    06/01/09

    @Penny: I know a couple of VERY rich people (like hundreds of millions of dollars of family money) and they don't appreciate it at all. As a society we have a huge problem with extremes of wealth and poverty, but on a personal level I'm all for anyone who appreciates what they have and is a good steward of the Earth.
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    Image of Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred) Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred)
    06/01/09

    @TheLittlestChicken: Ah I can't stand people like that. Or people who act like they are somehow ENTITLED to this money, like it wasn't a huge genetic fluke. Sickening attitude to have.
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    Image of SarahMC SarahMC
    06/01/09

    In reply to Johnny Depp: My Own Private Idaho Island
    I want pics. Also - a private island.
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    Image of MizJenkins MizJenkins
    06/01/09

    In reply to Johnny Depp: My Own Private Idaho Island
    The facial hair is gone! Glory be!
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    Image of brinkswomanship brinkswomanship
    06/01/09

    In reply to Johnny Depp: My Own Private Idaho Island
    "I'm ridin on a nurse shark, doin flips and shit

    The shark's splashin, gettin my golf carts all wet

    But this ain't Hollywood, this is normal as it gets

    I'm on an island motherfucker, don't you ever forget."
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    Image of brinkswomanship brinkswomanship
    06/01/09

    @brinkswomanship: Wow, sorry about the double-spaced lines hortense! Don't know what happened there.
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