<![CDATA[Jezebel: bags]]> http://tags.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/jezebel.com.png <![CDATA[Jezebel: bags]]> http://jezebel.com/tag/bags http://jezebel.com/tag/bags <![CDATA[What's Shaped Like A Vagina And Can Hold Tampons?]]> This bag. [FailBlog]

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<![CDATA[German For "Creepy"]]> Check out these, uh, "erotic" shopping bags from German condom manufacturer, Condomi, which have a special slit to make shoppers look like they're cupping the privates of a nearly nude man or woman. [RGS]

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<![CDATA[By "Manbag" Do You Mean "Scrotum"?]]> In today's Guardian, writer Simon Chilvers tries, desperately, to make the term "manbag" happen. He swears sales of bags for men are booming, and no doubt they are. In this day and age, especially in urban settings, you've got to bring your whole life with you, be you female or male. Laptop, digital camera, book, snacks, meds, notebook, etc. So yeah, ladies have purses. Or handbags. What do you call it when it's toted by a dude? He asks Conor McNicholas, editor of NME, "How do you feel about the term manbag?" McNicholas replies, "It's really derogatory, isn't it?" Gordon Richardson, a design director, is asked the same question. "You don't call women's bags 'womanbag,' so why we have to have this terminology, I don't know. By defining it, it rather damages its appeal."

But does Chilvers sort of have a point? The thing he's talking about, while often worn slung across the body like a messenger bag, is not a messenger bag, especially when it's made by Comme Des Garçons. It's not a briefcase, even if it does have work-related stuff in it. It's not — gag! — a "murse." But why the need to tack the "man" on manbag? Why not just say "scrotum"? Are guys soooo insecure in their masculinity that they think a handbag might turn them into a lady?

Fully Loaded, What's In Your Manbag? [Guardian]

Earlier: Does The Average Woman Really Have 21 Handbags?

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<![CDATA[Huge Bags: Hot. Chiropractor Bills: Not]]> Large bags were a ubiquitous fashion trend in 2007, and the trend for 2008? Bigger bags. Are we just getting used to carrying a ton of stuff? Poor Andy Rooney, who noticed this trend back in November, is going to be apoplectic. According to the Wall Street Journal, doctors say the recommended weight of a handbag should be no more than 1 or 2 pounds. With a wallet, keys, cell phone, camera, lip gloss, gum, notebook and business card holder, it's hard to carry a clutch that weighs less than a pound these days. Add a laptop, some magazines and bottled water and you're lugging a load. But the oversized purses keep coming: Michael Kors' Beverly bag is over 13 inches high and 17 inches wide; the YSL downtown bag is 17 inches high and 11 inches wide. And the Louis Vuitton bag pictured could easily transport a newborn child.



Notes Vanessa O'Connell of the WSJ, blogger Kelly Cook of Bagsnob.com has the YSL bag, which weighs 17 pounds when full. Ms. Cook suffers from chronic back pain.We've already talked about what it is we carry; the question is why do we need to carry so much? Why are bags so big? It would be one thing if designers produced huge purses and no one bought them — but giant bags are a hit. In a world where gadgets are getting smaller and on-trend celebrities getting thinner — what's with the wrist-snapping bags? (One thought: Maybe since the price of one of these bags could feed a third-world family for a month or two, a pinched nerve is penance?)

Extreme Baggage [Wall Street Journal]
Earlier: What's In Your Bag?
Does The Average Woman Really Have 21 Handbags?
My Week With A $4000 Snakeskin Handbag

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<![CDATA[ Hey label whores! Do you love being walking...]]> Hey label whores! Do you love being walking billboards for your favorite stores and brands? Do you supplement your $1,000 calfskin Coach purse with a behemoth Big Brown Bag from Bloomie's? You're not alone! This weekend, the NY Times reported on the popularity of durable, re-usable shopping bags offered by stores like Scoop and Lord & Taylor. Strangely, the article made no mention of Victoria's Secret or Sephora, whose bags we see supplementing the loads borne by overburdened women on their way to and from work. (At least in New York.) What bags do you save and re-use? [NY Times]

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<![CDATA[Louis Vuitton Keeps It All In Perspective]]> Isn't this cute?

It looks just like the bag our niece made us at her summer school crafts workshop when she was six. We wish we'd kept it now, as that would save us having to fork out $45,341 for the new Louis Vuitton 'Patchwork' bag.

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<![CDATA[Schizophrenic moment of the week]]>
Playing the good citizen this week, the NYT Style section features a long-winded piece about how supersized handbags are causing an epidemic of back pain for women all over the city. Poor little anorexics with their YSL Muse bags. http://www.nytimes.com/2006/12/07/fashion/07ouch.html
But then, turn the page and the arbiters of all that's stylish do a service story for men instructing them how to fit everything into a fashionable BIG bag. http://www.nytimes.com/2006/12/07/fashion/07POINTS.html

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<![CDATA[Because men change poopie diapers too]]>

As we women are out taking over the world, the men in our lives are FINALLY becoming acquainted with the unglamorous world of childcare. It's not like anybody's rushing to be first in line when the little one shits in his pants so it's important to offer incentives to the man in your life this season.

To that end, the gents at mensfolio have offered a concise list of requirements for the perfect diaper bag for dudes http://blog.mensfolio.com.

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<![CDATA[Travel tips]]> images-1.jpeg

When you're prepping for holiday travel don't forget that the EU and the US now require you to keep anything remotely liquid (mascara, lip gloss, cuticle cream) in a clear plastic bag if you're carrying it on (and you cannot carry more than 3oz containers) http://www.tsa.gov. Try this charming little makeup case from NYC's Flight 001http://www.flight001.com/store/index.htm?SID. Far more fashionable than a Ziploc.

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<![CDATA[Sale news.]]> You should head over to nordstrum.com
where they're having their half yearly sale.

Bargains include 40% off this Cynthia Steffe Pintuck Dress

30% off this leather Kate Spade maddox tote:
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And 33% off these Stuart Weitzman 'Itgirl' sandals:
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And while you're there, don't forget that blind senile 88-year-old aunt of yours:
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<![CDATA[Bag this!]]> lindsaycoke.jpg

Now we know why the hard-partying and perpetually exhaustedly asthmatic Lindsay Lohan snapped up this small apple green biker bag from lushfashions.com. It's got a handy "detachable mirror". The newer models come with jewel-encrusted razor blades and a complimentary ready-rolled $100 bill, so I hear.

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