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    Crappy Beauty Tips From Cottonelle

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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    11/04/09

    In reply to Crappy Beauty Tips From Cottonelle
    When wearing a scene-stealing frock, go minimal with stank, as it can overpower even the most dazzling attire. Nothing can ruin an evening out faster than swamp ass! And of course you'd rather be remembered as the elegant well-dressed woman than the smelly woman in the skidmarked dress! #cottonellebeautytips
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    Image of boxspelunker boxspelunker
    11/04/09

    @Aesop's Foibles. YES.: AHAHAHA I LOVE YOU #cottonellebeautytips
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Crappy Beauty Tips From Cottonelle
    Well of course Step 1 is to stay hydrated. The more you drink, the more you pee, the more t.p. you need. And the circle of life continues. #cottonellebeautytips
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    Image of funzette funzette
    11/04/09

    In reply to Crappy Beauty Tips From Cottonelle
    As WTF as this is, I imagine it'll look "Lysol Douching Ads Like This Actually Existed??" WTF in 30 years.

    And I can say, I remember when. #cottonellebeautytips
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    Image of MerryLilly MerryLilly
    11/04/09

    In reply to Crappy Beauty Tips From Cottonelle
    Ugh! Toilet paper is SO overrated #cottonellebeautytips
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    Image of BlueMorpho BlueMorpho
    11/04/09

    In reply to Crappy Beauty Tips From Cottonelle
    I'm disappointed that the ad didn't suggest stuffing your bra with Cottonelle. It's truly the poshest cleavage enhancer on a roll. #cottonellebeautytips
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    Image of hortense hortense
    11/04/09

    In reply to Crappy Beauty Tips From Cottonelle
    Unfortunately, this woman used too much toilet paper and was subsequently eaten by the super-judgmental Charmin bears. #cottonellebeautytips
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    11/04/09

    @hortense: Say what you will about them being judgmental, but those Charmin bears are dingleberry free. #cottonellebeautytips
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    Image of hortense hortense
    11/04/09

    @LaComtesse: You don't see what they get up to in the woods! #cottonellebeautytips
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    11/04/09


    @hortense: This sparkly ass wouldn't lie to me... of course, that the bear's ass is sparkling leads me to believe that it's a vampire bear and that, my good lady, means we are SCA-REWED. #cottonellebeautytips
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Crappy Beauty Tips From Cottonelle
    Ready for your close-up in what? Back Door Babes 38? #cottonellebeautytips
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    11/04/09

    @hortense: Number 38 was a lackluster entry not worthy of the Back Door name. Sadly, it did not live up the promise that was BDB 37. #cottonellebeautytips
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    Image of MerryLilly MerryLilly
    11/04/09

    In reply to Crappy Beauty Tips From Cottonelle
    Take that Charmin bears! #cottonellebeautytips
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    11/04/09

    In reply to Crappy Beauty Tips From Cottonelle
    Whenever I go out on the town, the first thing that people notice about me is my clean anus. #cottonellebeautytips
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    Image of boxspelunker boxspelunker
    11/04/09

    @morninggloria: I bleach at least once a week to keep that sparkling freshness. #cottonellebeautytips
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    Image of hatepaperdoll hatepaperdoll
    11/04/09

    In reply to Crappy Beauty Tips From Cottonelle
    I took the Sensitivity Profile quiz, and apparently, my ass could really use their new product! What are the chances? #cottonellebeautytips
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    Image of SomeAuthorGirl SomeAuthorGirl
    11/04/09

    In reply to Crappy Beauty Tips From Cottonelle
    I really thought this was going to have tips on using tp with like, makeup or something. Instead it just points out that you can't feel 100% with a stray wad of cheap loo paper stuck in your butt.

    Duly noted, Cottonelle people! #cottonellebeautytips
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    Image of thoughtthinker thoughtthinker
    11/04/09

    In reply to Crappy Beauty Tips From Cottonelle
    Feeling down in the dumps because your TP left clumps? Get rid of your grumps because Cottenelle Aloe and E Toilet Paper trumps the other leading brands in cleaning your humps! Your humps your humps. Your lovely lady lumps. Check it out! #cottonellebeautytips
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    Image of futuremouse futuremouse
    11/04/09

    In reply to Crappy Beauty Tips From Cottonelle
    Does the red carpet match the drapes? #cottonellebeautytips
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    Image of andBegorrah andBegorrah
    11/04/09

    In reply to Crappy Beauty Tips From Cottonelle
    Step 1: Stuff it in your bra.
    Step 2: Pray it doesn't rain.
    The end. #cottonellebeautytips
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    Image of SharonTaint SharonTaint
    11/04/09

    In reply to Crappy Beauty Tips From Cottonelle
    The way most paparazzi swoop in to get the best getting-out-of-a-car-in-a-skirt... crotch shots, I'd say it's quite important to have your nethers camera-ready!

    (eye roll!) #cottonellebeautytips
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