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    Retailers Treat Ungaro Like A Hot Potato; No Fashion Line For Ashley Tisdale

    Latex, Sex & A Burning Sensation: An Analysis Of Lady Gaga's New Vid
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    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    11/12/09

    In reply to Retailers Treat Ungaro Like A Hot Potato; No Fashion Line For Ashley Tisdale
    Re: Ungaro: Hmm. Does that mean at some point in time, I might actually be able to afford one of the dresses from Lindsay's collection? Because I liked four of them a lot, which probably means that I have zero taste. #lindsaylohanungaro
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    Image of NoelleBlue NoelleBlue
    11/12/09

    In reply to Retailers Treat Ungaro Like A Hot Potato; No Fashion Line For Ashley Tisdale
    That Anthropologie is highly profitable does not surprise me. They carry the same made-in-a-faraway-sweatshop level of quality as Urban Outfitters(aka, very low quality), but at a much, much higher price point. Quite brilliant, really.
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    Image of ardentlilac ardentlilac
    11/12/09

    @NoelleBlue: I got a gorgeously overpriced set of glazed pottery measuring cups there that I adore. I practically opened my wallet and asked them to take out the amount they felt was fair. Hypnotized, I also signed up for their frequent shopper thingy, even though "frequent" and "Anthropologie" won't be mentioned in the same breath in my house very often. #lindsaylohanungaro
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    11/13/09

    @ardentlilac: Heh! The one time I've been in an Anthroplogie and purchased anything were some adorable mugs!

    At ridiculous prices. But they are indeed adorable. #lindsaylohanungaro
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Retailers Treat Ungaro Like A Hot Potato; No Fashion Line For Ashley Tisdale
    I read the Lara Stone item as Lara Croft. I'd like to see the Tomb Raider doing backflips in vuitton. #lindsaylohanungaro
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    11/12/09

    In reply to Retailers Treat Ungaro Like A Hot Potato; No Fashion Line For Ashley Tisdale
    I want to say something mean and snarky about Mr. Bourke, like Oh, he should really be going to jail for producing such ass-ugly handbags, but I won't because I know some people like them.

    Oopsie:) #lindsaylohanungaro
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    11/12/09

    @Aesop's Foibles. YES.: And I hearted you for that. #lindsaylohanungaro
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    11/12/09

    @soykatrina: I knew I wasn't alone! #lindsaylohanungaro
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    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    11/12/09

    In reply to Retailers Treat Ungaro Like A Hot Potato; No Fashion Line For Ashley Tisdale
    Betsey Johnson, please don't redesign your stores! The one in Soho has been the object of my sartorial fantasies since I was a teenager! It's the end of an era, I say; I'm shedding a tear.
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    Image of jigglyball jigglyball
    11/12/09

    In reply to Retailers Treat Ungaro Like A Hot Potato; No Fashion Line For Ashley Tisdale
    Have any of you ever had those dreams where your body's suddenly bulbous? Your limbs are too big, pieces are becoming increasingly disproportionate ... scary as hell, basically.

    That's what the McQueen/GaGa shoes remind me of. #ragtrade
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    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    11/12/09

    @jigglyball: I still want to see a cross-section! How do they work? #lindsaylohanungaro
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    11/12/09

    @Mary McCarthyite: Maybe if I understood them, they wouldn't be so scary. The more you know?

    Hmm, does the foot sit on top of a giant platform, or is the sole of your foot toward the bottom of the shoe, with most of the bulk on top?
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    Image of Penny Penny
    11/12/09


    @Mary McCarthyite: Okay, here is my guess....

    The foot is positioned inside the bulb just like it would be in a normal heel. I assume it felt like walking in REALLY high platforms.
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    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    11/12/09

    @jigglyball: It is perplexing. I wonder if they are severely uncomfortable, or surprisingly wearable?
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    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    11/12/09

    @Penny: Yeah, that would make sense. Maybe they look really unstable but they're actually fine? An optical illusion! #lindsaylohanungaro
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    Image of TRexstasy TRexstasy
    11/12/09

    @Mary McCarthyite: YES YES #lindsaylohanungaro
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    Image of hortense hortense
    11/12/09

    In reply to Retailers Treat Ungaro Like A Hot Potato; No Fashion Line For Ashley Tisdale
    Well, great. Where am I going to get heart-shaped pasties now?!? #lindsaylohanungaro
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    11/12/09

    @hortense: I'm a poor, so I've been doing the construction-paper-and-superglue version for a while. They're great unless you want to shower sexily. #lindsaylohanungaro
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    Image of Penny Penny
    11/12/09

    @hortense: I can make you some.

    It'll cost you $150. #lindsaylohanungaro
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    Image of hortense hortense
    11/12/09

    @Penny: I think I'll just buy heart-shaped pastries instead. That's more my style, anyway. #lindsaylohanungaro
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    Image of Penny Penny
    11/12/09

    @hortense: My friend once brought back rabbit-fur nipple covers from Russia. She let me borrow them.

    I miss those things.

    If I felt okay buying rabbit fur, I'd make some. #lindsaylohanungaro
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    Image of Jenna Jenna
    11/12/09

    @Penny: They sell possum-fur versions in NZ. #lindsaylohanungaro
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    Image of Le Kangourou de Kataroo Le Kangourou de Kataroo
    11/10/09

    In reply to Latex, Sex & A Burning Sensation: An Analysis Of Lady Gaga's New Vid
    I just think it's awesome that she made a 5 minute video, and the whole thing is interesting!

    Plus I want to learn the weird awesome awkward dancing. #ladygagabadromancevideo
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    Image of Mike Jahn Mike Jahn
    11/10/09

    @Le Kangourou de Kataroo: Disco Twyla Tharp. #ladygagabadromancevideo
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    Image of maude_flanders maude_flanders
    11/10/09

    In reply to Latex, Sex & A Burning Sensation: An Analysis Of Lady Gaga's New Vid
    This might be a really dumb question...

    Her music? Enh. She herself? I think she's a blast. (For some reason I might be biased because she is my age and she, too, went to a Catholic high school...a bigger, better, more prestigious one than mine, to boot, but somehow I thought that just made her more interesting.)

    How much credit does she get for the videos? For every awesome video, there are shitty ones...I guess now I know that Leighton Meester's video (she's gorgeous, but that video is...bluh) not simply something a producer/director/writer/whatever MADE her do, giving her a limited influence over it?

    I mean, realistically, I'm guessing artists have creative control over their videos and want them to sync up with their songs....but my question is how much credit or blame does the actual artist get for the video, beyond starring in it and writing the song to go with it? #ladygagabadromancevideo
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    Image of Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC
    11/10/09

    In reply to Latex, Sex & A Burning Sensation: An Analysis Of Lady Gaga's New Vid
    I want Lady Gaga to stop making videos until I've figured out what in the hell a 'disco stick' is. She just moves too fast for me. She's so space age.
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    Image of Heneage Heneage
    11/10/09

    @Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC: I think it's a penis. I'm not entirely sure, but I'm pretty convinced it's a penis. #ladygagabadromancevideo
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    Image of Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC
    11/10/09

    @Heneage: I'm torn between a microphone and a penis. Either way it's phallic. #ladygagabadromancevideo
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    Image of CherriSpryte CherriSpryte
    11/10/09

    In reply to Latex, Sex & A Burning Sensation: An Analysis Of Lady Gaga's New Vid
    OMG Its Baron Underbheit!!!! #ladygagabadromancevideo
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    Image of nex0s nex0s
    11/10/09

    @CherriSpryte: Does this mean that Lady Gaga is actually Doctor Girlfriend?! #ladygagabadromancevideo
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    Image of CherriSpryte CherriSpryte
    11/10/09

    @nex0s: Between the Bowie references and her penchant for costumed villiany, I think I can safely say that Lady Gaga is a member of the Guild of Calamitous Intent, though I don't think she's Dr. Mrs. The Monarch. .... if she was, she'd be wearing that butterfly hat that was a Snap Judgment earlier today. #ladygagabadromancevideo
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    Image of pesematology pesematology
    11/11/09

    @CherriSpryte: It looks like something from Married to the Sea. #ladygagabadromancevideo
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    11/10/09

    In reply to Latex, Sex & A Burning Sensation: An Analysis Of Lady Gaga's New Vid
    Love it, and her.

    Apparently, the subtext is that fancy vodka makes you wear a colander fashioned of chandelier parts as a hat, while doing a dance that I call The Scratching Kitty.

    I plan to do this in front of my Grandma at Thanksgiving.

    Awesome. #ladygagabadromancevideo
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    Image of bwbcg bwbcg
    11/10/09

    @BettyCrocker: Yeah, new life goal, being one of her backup dancers, I'd get PAID to do that dance. What if you get to keep the costumes? Imagine the possibilities. #ladygagabadromancevideo
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    11/10/09

    @bwbcg: The "Where The Wild Things Are" latex hat/mask is cool.

    But nothing beats the sparkin' bra at the end. I don't even smoke, but I'd light up a cig from it no problem. #ladygagabadromancevideo
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    Image of Mike Jahn Mike Jahn
    11/10/09

    In reply to Latex, Sex & A Burning Sensation: An Analysis Of Lady Gaga's New Vid
    That is complete absolute visual majesty (and the tune ain't bad either). I have loved this woman from the first several bars of Poker Face, and this new one is amazing. Ms Germanotta is fearless in both the visual and musical fields. We should also give credit to collaborator and producer RedOne (Nadir Khayat), the Moroccan/Swedish songwriter/producer/synthesizer maniac who for the past year has been injecting European technopop into the States in the form of all Gaga's hits as well key ones by Sean Kingston and Cascada. The Gaga/RedOne collaboration is almost scary. Who would have thought that 2009 would be a good year for dance music? #ladygagabadromancevideo
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    Image of Matt Cherette Matt Cherette
    11/10/09

    In reply to Latex, Sex & A Burning Sensation: An Analysis Of Lady Gaga's New Vid
    Also, one of my friends said this today on Twitter and I think it had a good ring to it:

    "Hey, Britney Spears, you can go shave your back now. And take your last six videos with you." #ladygagabadromancevideo
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    Image of MsFeasance MsFeasance
    11/10/09

    In reply to Latex, Sex & A Burning Sensation: An Analysis Of Lady Gaga's New Vid
    In photo 15, she looks like Courtney Love.
    Also, re: photo 32:If anyone told me two weeks ago that I'd one day be incapable of distinguishing between Stefani Germanotta and Gwen Stefani, I'd have told them to put down the crack pipe. And yet, here it is. #ladygagabadromancevideo
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