Florida Judge Kicked Off Case Over Facebook Friend Request
An appellate court has removed a judge from a case after it was revealed she sent a Facebook friend request to a woman appearing in her court for a divorce proceeding.
This Is Probably Not the Best Sign for Twitter's Bathrooms
Or maybe it's meant to entice another board member? One with a dick.
Disney Announces Plans to Ruin 'The Little Mermaid'
Good news: Disney is re-releasing The Little Mermaid to theaters. But I'm going to have to stop you before you rush to the nearest bathtub to do your best impression of Ariel doing a half-pushup on a rock while a wave dramatically crashes behind her (unless I'm the only one who used to practice pretending to be Ariel…
College Student Behind 'Hobojacket' Prank Apologizes, Jeopardizing Jackass Status
One of the MIT students behind the non-hilarious idea to "prank" rival schools by giving homeless people clothing festooned with enemy logos (because get it? Poor people are worthless, just like USC) has had a change of heart and written a self-flagellating apology that's just about as sorry-sounding as an apology can…
Cruise Recreating The Titanic's Disastrous Voyage Is A Terrible Idea
Today in extreme and questionable geekery: a British company has almost sold out the 2,000 available tickets for two cruises that promise to recreate the Titanic's ill-fated maiden voyage on the 100th anniversary of the disaster next year. Floating piece of door and Leonardo DiCapriosicle not included.
Lindsay Lohan Would Like You To Buy Her Shoes For $450
Walking cultural Rorschach Lindsay Lohan found time in her demanding schedule of court appearances and real-estalking to expand her fashion empire. "She brings her own shoes in," admits Lohan's business partner. But fear not. The footwear LiLo's making is "timeless."
Kardashains Kut Kredit Kard
Realizing that their child-targeted, fee-laden Kredit Kard was damaging their "fun-loving" brand, the reality doyennes have cut ties to the Kardashian Prepaid MasterCard. Connecticut Attorney General Richard Blumenthal has called for an investigation of the card's "predatory" fees.
Third Horseman of the Apocalypse To Take The Form Of Another Sex And The City Film?
Kristin Davis hinted that cast members are open to filming another installment of the series. At this point, though, isn't it kind of just a shitty version of The Golden Girls?

