Prom season is just around the corner, and this year many schools are issuing strict dress codes to ensure that girls aren't running around the dance looking like escorts-in-training.
Quoth the man known as Jack Donaghy: "No one tells a New Yorker that they can't marry Jesse Tyler Ferguson."
On last night's episode, Heidi revealed her physique to the rest of the cast at Audrina's BBQ. It was sad for two reasons: 1.) People snickered; 2.) She said she wants even bigger breasts—H's for "Heidi."