Bachelorette Goes Batshit On 'The Bachelor'

Last night on The Bachelor, viewers were given an extra-special treat: The single-most hysterical, psychotic exit in the show's six-year history. The perp? Hillary, the blond nurse who interpreted Bachelor Brad's "I like you as a friend" line earlier in the episode as evidence of intense romantic feelings. Luckily… » 10/23/07 1:00pm 10/23/07 1:00pm

'The Bachelor': Solisa's "Special Parts" Still Not Enough To Earn Her A…

Been watching The Bachelor? No? You didn't even know it's still on the air? Oh, is it ever! Last night, poor Bachelor Brad whittled down the playing field from 12 ladies to 9, and thank goodness he had the good sense to deny Solisa, an aesthetician who claims to be both from Texas and Washington, D.C. (depending on… » 10/09/07 6:00pm 10/09/07 6:00pm

The Bachelor Begins!

The original god-awful reality show, The Bachelor, launched its umpteenth season last night, introducing us to our latest bachelor, Brad. (Yes, Brad.) The Bachelor, as many know, is a show that has never failed to prove itself to be utterly terrifying and disturbing and judging from last night's premiere, this season… » 9/25/07 7:00pm 9/25/07 7:00pm