This will be my new thing. Whenever I'm confronted about my questionable behavior, this is what I'll say. Although I'd never actually masturbate or expose myself in public. Even I have limits, sometimes.
That Pharrell video was the funniest thing I've seen in days. The look on his face at the start. The looks on the women's faces. How completely unimpressed they are with his celebrity and his song and dance routine, the way they just walked out and left him there, his bemusement as they leave. Everything about it was awesome. And I will begrudgingly give Pharell props for letting that video, embarrassing as it is, go public.
Hey, ScarJo, I understand the weight loss -- if I were married to a man with a body like this, I'd be losing weight, too. :( Just don't waste away, dearie.
I think the 9 to 5 musical should star the original ladies -- Lily Tomlin, Dolly Parton, and Jane Fonda -- only now they'll be middle-aged women who are newly laid-off and need to go back to whatever shit jobs they can find, and they find that -- surprise -- sexual harassment and the glass ceiling still exists in 2009.
Mariah Carey wants a baby and Nadya Suleman just happens to have 8 extras laying around. Once Baby Control seizes the babies from this clear baby mill situation, Mariah should just proceed to her local humane society, fill out the necessary paperwork, and adopt one of these babies. She should make sure to bring proof of address and something to carry the baby home in; driving with a baby running around in your car is unsafe for all parties involved.
I must wonder: how long does a Lost actor keep getting referred to as a Lost actor? I mean, Ian Somerhalder was in season 1. I think he was the first death. That was a LONG time ago.
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I want to look like her when I turn 50! Holy role model!
PS Madonna, take note, you don't need massive plastic surgery
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This will be my new thing. Whenever I'm confronted about my questionable behavior, this is what I'll say. Although I'd never actually masturbate or expose myself in public. Even I have limits, sometimes.
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Hate to be a crabby patty so early but comparing it to the glory that is Magnum is just wrong.
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Oh, I am SO in.
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