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    "Why Don't Pregnant Women Tip Over?"

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    Image of BostonYenta BostonYenta
    10/02/09

    In reply to "Why Don't Pregnant Women Tip Over?"
    These are the Ig Nobel Prizes, which my husband invented, produces, and MCs. Yes, really. It was a great show. I'm kind of surprised Jezebel went with the pregnant-women prize winner instead of the bra-that-converts-to-a-gas-mask winner, but hey, EVERYONE covered that one, so nice job Anna on finding an overlooked gem.

    In other news: microscopic diamonds can be grown from tequila, and cows with names give more milk than anonycows.
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    Image of missing_piece missing_piece
    10/02/09

    In reply to "Why Don't Pregnant Women Tip Over?"
    The lack of a public health insurance option.

    You'd be amazed how much crap that will screw up if it gets passed.
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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    10/02/09

    In reply to "Why Don't Pregnant Women Tip Over?"
    The answer is obvious. Intelligent design.
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    Image of hilikusopus hilikusopus
    10/02/09

    In reply to "Why Don't Pregnant Women Tip Over?"
    How does a stork manage to fly with a bebe in its beak? These are the mysteries of birth.
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    Image of EndangeredRed EndangeredRed
    10/02/09

    In reply to "Why Don't Pregnant Women Tip Over?"
    They are actually floating, held aloft by a cloud of smugness, but anchored to the earth's atmosphere by a deep pity for the single and childless.
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    Image of thoughtthinker thoughtthinker
    10/02/09

    In reply to "Why Don't Pregnant Women Tip Over?"
    When Jesus uses his Christly telepathy to form a soul inside Mommy's womb, he sends Mommy dozens of tiny angels, with tiny angel ropes, to hold up Mommy's growing tummy so she doesn't fall over and hurt Baby. When Baby is born, the tiny angels fly back to the sky, where they eat through the ozone layer to make their way back to heaven. See? Global warming is just hungry angels!
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    boxspelunker promoted this comment Edited by thoughtthinker at 10/02/09 3:27 PM thoughtthinker was starred thoughtthinker was unstarred
    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    10/02/09

    In reply to "Why Don't Pregnant Women Tip Over?"
    Little known fact: breast milk weighs more than liquid lead and is stored in the cankles of pregnant women, effectively anchoring them to the ground and making their legs cankle-ey. Then when they breast feed their legs become svelt again.

    It's science.
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    Image of tiredfairy tiredfairy
    10/02/09

    In reply to "Why Don't Pregnant Women Tip Over?"
    Magic. And/or monsters. Either way.
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    Image of TheUptightMidwesterner TheUptightMidwesterner
    10/02/09

    In reply to "Why Don't Pregnant Women Tip Over?"
    Birthin' Hips!
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    Image of greengrey greengrey
    10/02/09

    In reply to "Why Don't Pregnant Women Tip Over?"
    Because no one shoves them.
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    Image of PaintedTrollop PaintedTrollop
    10/02/09

    In reply to "Why Don't Pregnant Women Tip Over?"
    Because each mommy is held up by a flock of storks, who later deliver the baby when it's time to come out of the mommy's belly button.
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    Image of andBegorrah andBegorrah
    10/02/09

    In reply to "Why Don't Pregnant Women Tip Over?"
    Because they don't get drunk.
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    Image of ihateyourescalade ihateyourescalade
    10/02/09

    In reply to "Why Don't Pregnant Women Tip Over?"
    Am I being too sensitive? I find this mildly offensive for some reason.
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    Image of katekate is squared katekate is squared
    10/02/09

    @ihateyourescalade: Yes, you are being too sensitive.
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    katekate is squared promoted this comment Edited by katekate is squared at 10/02/09 2:49 PM katekate is squared was starred katekate is squared was unstarred
    Image of sybann sybann
    10/02/09

    In reply to "Why Don't Pregnant Women Tip Over?"
    I like big butts and I cannot lie.
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    10/02/09

    In reply to "Why Don't Pregnant Women Tip Over?"
    Bebehs are ballast. Most folks don't know this, but "ballast" actually derives from "balls", which is where babies originate.
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    CurtCole promoted this comment BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was starred BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was unstarred
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