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    Intelligence Is The New Fertility Treatment
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    Image of Mafalda para Presidente Mafalda para Presidente
    01/10/09

    In reply to Intelligence Is The New Fertility Treatment
    This is natural selection at its best, though obviously be "more intelligent" they mean "can tie his own shoes!"
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    01/09/09

    In reply to Intelligence Is The New Fertility Treatment
    This does not bode well for my fear of unintended pregnancy.
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    Image of PrettyPrettyPrincess PrettyPrettyPrincess
    01/09/09

    @whatwouldjanedo: meh, I've screwed lots of really intelligent guys and in my professional opinion latex beats genius super-sperm.
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    01/09/09

    In reply to Intelligence Is The New Fertility Treatment
    So is Geoff Miller himself more attractive cuz he's a psych professor with lots of big words on his bio page?


    [www.unm.edu]


    Cuz I remember seeing his picture on the back of a textbook and drooling a little.

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    01/09/09

    @coodlebump: Jesus, no kidding. I'd definitely have his babies.


    His picture kinda reminds me of the slate of hot priests posted here a couple days ago.

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    Image of lucciolina lucciolina
    01/09/09

    In reply to Intelligence Is The New Fertility Treatment
    How does this account for the Duggars?
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    Image of PaintedTrollop PaintedTrollop
    01/09/09

    @lucciolina:


    ROFL - Jim Bob doesn't strike me as a candidate for Mensa.

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    Image of whatsername whatsername
    01/09/09

    In reply to Intelligence Is The New Fertility Treatment
    People who are good at intelligence tests...are good at taking intelligence tests. I'm all for a new concept of intelligence being defined that accounts for a non type A alpha male approach to intelligence and allows for men to be okay with their emotions.


    On a more fickle note; yay! i heart my Trash Compactor-like crush on Professor With A Bajillion Degrees. Or something.

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    01/09/09

    @whatsergem: Seriously. I think I've barely scrape a 100 on every 'intelligence' test I've ever taken. And since I'm doing a phd in physics I'm going to say that I might, maybe, be smarter than that. Such tests mean nothing imo.
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    01/09/09

    @battleaxonista: I am trained in the methodology and administration of phychological tests including intelligence tests and let me just say they are bunk. i wish people would stop lending it as much credence. it really is a crude device, for a whole host of reasons which i won't bore people with.
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    Image of Lyesmith (Good joke. Everybody laugh. ) Lyesmith (Good joke. Everybody laugh. )
    01/09/09

    @whatsergem: Ooh, can you please bore me with them?

    One of our family friends is a psychologist who specifically works with testing possible employees for firms. I've done the MBTI test three years ago and the results made me quite uncomfortable because how things are so far =/= what I would have/be in a preferable situation, if that makes sense.
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    01/09/09

    @Lyesmith: My disclaimer is that I don't work in the field, mostly because I don't like how intelligence tests are used in corporations and schools (the latter I did right after graduating).


    Intelligence is really a culturally defined concept. Most intelligence tests measure intelligence according to the statistical mean validated a set of norms which holds for that population. In most if not all situations, the norm defined is white, middle class, college educated. So thats one aspect.


    Another is that questions on tests are culturally loaded, making transferability difficult across non homegenous groups.


    Intelligence tests measure learned knowledge, and says nothing of learning ability or intelligence potential. It doesn't speak to how non rote knowledge is internalised.


    The MBTI is, if I remember right, a personality test. They obv fall into a different category than IQ tests, but also have a dodgy history somewhat. I think the person who administers a test needs to do proper test feedback. Also, I think its always good to do personality tests at non stressful periods; i.e. not during family trauma or big life changes. A good way to overcome outlier results is to retake tests.

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    Image of That Shy Guy That Shy Guy
    01/09/09

    In reply to Intelligence Is The New Fertility Treatment
    *Moves laptop away from giblets.*


    Does this mean I'm going to have better success with the "I have a double major in Physics and Math." line?

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    Image of WaltzingMatilda WaltzingMatilda
    01/09/09

    @That Shy Guy: That is my favorite line. (LOVE the avatar)
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    01/09/09

    @That Shy Guy: mmmm math and physics. That is so hott (lascivious wink)
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    Image of MeganGlass 就是一个古代的三明治 MeganGlass 就是一个古代的三明治
    01/09/09

    In reply to Intelligence Is The New Fertility Treatment
    This is such awesome news. It doesn't explain why idiots are so often the ones who have umpteen kids. Get workin' on that, science!
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    Image of sportz.star sportz.star
    01/09/09

    In reply to Intelligence Is The New Fertility Treatment
    Personally, I feel more fertile just looking at hot intelligence in the form of Matt Damon, so maybe there's something there.
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    Image of PacoHertez PacoHertez
    01/09/09

    In reply to Intelligence Is The New Fertility Treatment
    *adjusts collar*
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    01/09/09

    @That Shy Guy: Only if you've shaved and have a clean shirt on.

    And given the most recent articles on it, you might want to consider - even if you've never tried it - a permanent moratorium on the Axe.
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    Image of jigglyball jigglyball
    01/09/09

    In reply to Intelligence Is The New Fertility Treatment
    This doesn't explain the Federline clan, Bronx Mowgli Wentz, or my cousins in Alabama.
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    01/09/09

    @jigglyball: That's quantity over quality.
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    Image of jigglyball jigglyball
    01/09/09

    @NefariousNewt: That it most certainly is. As my exceptionally prolific cousins have demonstrated, sometimes it's just better to let the family name die.
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    Image of aspiringexpatriate aspiringexpatriate
    01/09/09

    @jigglyball: Nothing explains your cousins in Alabama. They're just the beauty of God's work.
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    Image of Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka
    01/09/09

    @aspiringexpatriate: ha!
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    01/09/09

    @aspiringexpatriate: Ha! Miracles, each and every one. Or chemical reactions, whichevs.
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    Image of WaltzingMatilda WaltzingMatilda
    01/09/09

    In reply to Intelligence Is The New Fertility Treatment
    Okay - so you're saying that I can discontinue my evening prayers against Dennis Prager-a-likes having many, many children? Because evolution is just starting the smackdown?
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    01/09/09

    @WaltzingMatilda(theOriginal): No, but I would modify the prayers to include "and please make sure he has many weak and tiny sperm."
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    01/09/09

    @WaltzingMatilda(theOriginal): I'd stay on that. Just as a precautionary measure, you know?
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    01/09/09

    @NefariousNewt: Or "and make sure he has very little sperm and the sperm that he has must be weak and tiny." We shall cover all of our bases.
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    01/09/09

    @Rooo sez BISH PLZ: Prophylactic measure, if you will?
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    Image of whats_in_a_name whats_in_a_name
    01/09/09

    @NefariousNewt: Its like pulling out while using condoms and the pill, it might not be necessary but it doesn't hurt either.
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    Image of Sev Sev
    01/09/09

    In reply to Intelligence Is The New Fertility Treatment
    *looks at the number of stupid people reproducing* Apparently, those low intelligence scoring men are doing just fine in there parts.
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    01/09/09

    @Sev: "men that score lower are doing just fine in these parts"


    Good thing I don't have any children. I'd probably try to use one as a door stop.


    <---moron

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    01/09/09

    @Sev: hee!
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    Image of Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka
    01/09/09

    @Sev: "There(sic) parts" works well too. lol. Freudian slip?
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    Image of Mr. Mittens (né nodoubt9203) Mr. Mittens (né nodoubt9203)
    01/09/09

    In reply to Intelligence Is The New Fertility Treatment
    "however their dumber peers have been known to impregnate more women due to their inferior knowledge of birth control."
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    01/09/09

    In reply to Intelligence Is The New Fertility Treatment
    While this is interesting, it probably wouldn't be a good idea for a couple struggling with fertility issues to bring this into the argument.


    "Oh YEAH, male partner?! Maybe I can't get pregnant because you're FUCKING STUPID!!!"


    Nothing good would come of that argument, except me laughing.

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    01/09/09

    @morninggloria: That's the best thing I've seen all day.
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    Image of SomeAuthorGirl SomeAuthorGirl
    01/09/09

    @morninggloria: There's the opposite too, which is, "Way to go, you smart ass mf'r, I'M PREGNANT!"
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    Image of PrettyPrettyPrincess PrettyPrettyPrincess
    01/09/09

    @morninggloria: Maybe this is why I am still single but I would TOTALLY say this in a fight!!
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    Image of Jessi Ramsey Jessi Ramsey
    01/09/09

    In reply to Intelligence Is The New Fertility Treatment
    Yes but what is intelligence really?
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    01/09/09

    @Jessi Ramsey: I think it's an old, old wooden ship. From the Civil War era.
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    Image of JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing! JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!
    01/09/09

    @Jessi Ramsey: Why do you have to be all Lisa Turtle? "What is art? Are we art? Is art art?"
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    01/09/09

    @Jessica Decapitatey Lovejoy is now on Facebook! Friends, p...: Hee!


    But for realz, how do I know someone who scores high on an IQ test won't jump into a Panda enclosure to save his child's toy?

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    Image of aspiringexpatriate aspiringexpatriate
    01/09/09

    @morninggloria: But was the Civil War really civil?
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    01/09/09

    @Jessica Decapitatey Lovejoy is now on Facebook! Friends, p...: Damn! I thought it was Mitghy Boosh, not Saved by the Bell. I lose.
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