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    Image of KATE! KATE!
    10/14/09

    In reply to Aw-Inducing
    my sweatshirt has a pouch, wheres my kangababy?
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    Image of elliebean elliebean
    10/14/09

    In reply to Aw-Inducing
    ...the size of a jelly bean at birth with no legs!!!!! Soooo little. Are they technically still incubating in the pouch then? I know what I'm procrastinating with today!!
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    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    10/14/09

    @elliebean: Yep. Marsupials hail from an earlier branch of gestational mammalian development. It's a nice compromise between uterine development (which can be rough on mom) and infant development (which is frequently complicated for the infant).
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    10/14/09

    In reply to Aw-Inducing
    Ever since watching the World of Mammals documentary series with David Attenborough, I've been a little obsessed with monotremes (platypus and echidnas) and marsupials. They're sooooooooooooo werid... and adorable!
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    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    10/14/09

    In reply to Aw-Inducing
    Human babies fill me with fear and loathing. But animal babies make me want to be an animal mommy. I think I was mistakenly given the biological clock of another species—maybe a poodle. Which means there could be a poodle out there who desperately wants a human child of her very own…
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    10/14/09

    @Kivrin: A poodlebaby for you, as long as I get my kittenbaby. It's just what I've always wanted. And if a kittenbaby isn't possible, then a giant-wad-of-moneybaby would also be welcomed.
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    Image of ytuhermanotambien ytuhermanotambien
    10/14/09

    @Kivrin: I never thought about it that way. I assume this means that somewhere a mother cheetah or a lioness is wishing for its own baby human.
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    10/14/09

    @Kivrin: @..now it's just Aesop's Foibles.: This reminds me of a conversation I had with two friends in college--

    Garrett: Steve, would you be happier if your wife gave birth to a baby or a kitten?
    Steve: A kitten, of course.
    Garrett: That’s the right answer. Next question, what would you do if your wife gave birth to a baby made of chocolate?
    Steve: "You’ve made me the proudest father in the world… CHOMP!"
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    10/14/09

    In reply to Aw-Inducing
    "I'll put my hands out and he'll put his little paws in my hands and then kiss me on the nose," she said. "He's just awesome."

    And I die of whooping squee.
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    Image of wtfox?! wtfox?!
    10/14/09

    In reply to Aw-Inducing
    [Insert very profound statement that will doubtless meet the standard Jezebel expects from its commentariat.]

    OMGGGGGGGGGG SO CUTE MORE SHRILL NOISES.
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    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    10/14/09

    @wtfox?!: [Concurrent statement of genius and wit.]

    EEEEEEE!!
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    Image of redqueenmeg redqueenmeg
    10/14/09

    In reply to Aw-Inducing
    Every time a see a kangaroo I want to hug it, even the full-grown ones. I know they would kick me. I can't help it.
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    Image of Cattivella Cattivella
    06/03/09

    In reply to Baby Hedgehogs Rescued • Man Assaults Unconscious Girlfriend; Posts Video Online
    I wouldn't put topless or scantily clad people anywhere near an espresso machine or brewer. COFFEE IS HOT AND IT BURNS! Just ask my hands and forearms from 6 years behind a coffee bar. I was barely willing to risk that, I'd never be willing to risk scalding liquids on my tatas. Peeps be cuh-razy!
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    Image of crazzzy_lady crazzzy_lady
    06/03/09

    @Cattivella: In this economy, they're desperate. Though, they may still be crazy.
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    Image of Ipomoea Ipomoea
    06/03/09

    @crazzzy_lady: Even when the economy was good, they were hiring like mad in Seattle.
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    Image of whats_in_a_name whats_in_a_name
    06/03/09

    In reply to Baby Hedgehogs Rescued • Man Assaults Unconscious Girlfriend; Posts Video Online
    whats so bad about the majority of doctors being women? I've had a women Dr. for a pretty good portion of my life and the only time it was even remotely awkward was the first time I had a physical with her and it was time for the turn the head and cough portion of it and instead of just saying that she decided to be funny and told me to whip it out.
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    Image of J.D.Regent J.D.Regent
    06/03/09

    @whats_in_a_name: mothing is bad about it, the report is just saying that because they actually have like maternity leave and shit in the UK the NHS is going to have to rethink how it allocates shifts and working hours to be more flexible to its female workforce. which sounds like a fucking win and the point of integrating women into industry in the first place to me.
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    Image of jigglyball jigglyball
    06/03/09

    In reply to Baby Hedgehogs Rescued • Man Assaults Unconscious Girlfriend; Posts Video Online
    Several Vietnamese coffee shops in Southern California have created a kind of "Starbucks meets Hooters" vibe with their scantily clad baristas.


    I say this way too often, but lo and behold, we are yet one step closer to realizing Idiocracy.

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    Image of SunburnedCounsel SunburnedCounsel
    06/03/09

    In reply to Baby Hedgehogs Rescued • Man Assaults Unconscious Girlfriend; Posts Video Online
    At least the hedgehogs are cute...
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    Image of librariesare4lovers librariesare4lovers
    06/03/09

    In reply to Baby Hedgehogs Rescued • Man Assaults Unconscious Girlfriend; Posts Video Online
    Yeah I looked at the pictures from the Hooters meets Starbucks cafes and um no- it's more like Cat House meets Starbucks. And making money off of prevs w/ an Asian fetish- how original.
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    Image of Katxyz Katxyz
    06/03/09

    @librariesare4lovers:

    The shops are in Little Saigon and most of the customers and waitresses, like most of the people in that area, are Vietmanese. I don't like Asian chasing creeps, and Im sure the shop gets a few, but Asian women are not being racially exploited every single time they are portrayed as sexual. Sometimes the Asian fetish card gets whipped out too fast.
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    Image of librariesare4lovers librariesare4lovers
    06/03/09

    @Katxyz: I don't think the sole purpose of these places is meant to cater exclusively to asian fetishes but they are profiting from it. It's an added bonus of staffing your cafe with only half-naked asian women.
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    Image of crazzzy_lady crazzzy_lady
    06/03/09

    In reply to Baby Hedgehogs Rescued • Man Assaults Unconscious Girlfriend; Posts Video Online
    Okay, I just read that last story...and now I don't even know what to say.


    It is a sad day to be part of the human race.

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    Image of mfnher mfnher
    06/03/09

    @crazzzy_lady: I read it yesterday, and curiously thought about his mother. What must she think when she gets that call?
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    Image of taranwanderer taranwanderer
    06/03/09

    @crazzzy_lady: Too bad I can't just quit and become a dolphin.
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    Image of AnnoyingFemaleLeadVoiceover AnnoyingFemaleLeadVoiceover
    06/03/09

    In reply to Baby Hedgehogs Rescued • Man Assaults Unconscious Girlfriend; Posts Video Online
    ...he was "laughing and making comments...about how the victim would never know what was happening to her because she was 'passed out.'"


    I'm done with this week.

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    Image of femputer femputer
    06/03/09

    @AnnoyingFemaleLeadVoiceover: At least he is in Maricopa County, where that moronic sheriff will humiliate the living shit out of him. Silver lining?
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    Image of No.Wave No.Wave
    06/03/09

    @femputer: Not really. There's a story in this week's Phx New Times about a 14 year old girl that was gang raped on camers at a party by 4 or 5 men over the age of 18. The sheriff's dept. closed the case after they said they heard from the men that the victim had an "active" social life, despite the fact that she was a virgin before this incident.


    Maricopa County is pretty lenient on sex crimes, especially if the victim is rumored to be sexually active before the incident. Yet, if they find the end of a joint in your car they will try to send you to jail for 5-10 yrs (happened to my coworkers girlfriend).

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    Image of femputer femputer
    06/03/09

    @No.Wave: well, fuck. There goes the lining. le sigh. I was hoping something could be gained from that idiot's reign of lunacy.
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    Image of J.D.Regent J.D.Regent
    06/03/09

    In reply to Baby Hedgehogs Rescued • Man Assaults Unconscious Girlfriend; Posts Video Online
    god, what is it with fucking radio hosts? they're worse than fark commenters, jesus.
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    Image of sybann sybann
    06/03/09

    @J.D.Regent: HEY! Insert word "Talk" please. ;)
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