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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    04/08/09

    In reply to Medical Marvel
    That really sucks that it would be somewhere you couldn't reach it.
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    Image of Lin-Z [linguist on duty] Lin-Z [linguist on duty]
    04/08/09

    In reply to Medical Marvel
    if you follow the links all the way through, it goes to British "Newspaper" the sun. Where all wise and true content comes from...
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    Image of Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin) Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin)
    04/08/09

    In reply to Medical Marvel
    "Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that it's located on my cock."
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    Image of ImproperDancing ImproperDancing
    04/08/09

    @Mmmmkay is a naughty girl with a bad habit!: That's totally what I was thinking!
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    Image of electriklights electriklights
    04/08/09

    In reply to Medical Marvel
    So very interesting. It's just like the Chinese baby born with his heart on the outside of his chest. I hope he gets the care he needs.
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    Image of Triana Orpheus Triana Orpheus
    04/08/09

    In reply to Medical Marvel
    Forgive me for this, but I saw a porno the other day that had a man with an extra penis. They both looked fully-functional and well-endowed. He performed double-penetration on the girl by himself. I'm a horrible person for watching it.
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    Image of CollegeCamel CollegeCamel
    04/08/09

    @trianaorpheus: That sounds...so intriguing....wanna PM me the link? This is something that I think I need to see to believe, haha.
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    Image of MizJenkins MizJenkins
    04/08/09

    @CollegeCamel: Word, me too!
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    Image of Triana Orpheus Triana Orpheus
    04/08/09

    @MizJenkins: One link, comin' up. Pervs!
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    Image of birminghamdrunk birminghamdrunk
    04/08/09

    @trianaorpheus: i know i'm late, but i saw this as well- it freaked me out and made me somewhat horny at the same time.


    but as i've mentioned before, i dig gross/weird/abnormal shit.


    the only way i can justify it is that double pentration seems like a impossibility for me(to do) just because, i dunno, having to deal w/two guys at once, would be
    a) too much work
    b)probably get weird
    c) probably make me feel guilty/bad about myself later.


    BUT i would be open to try double penetration- if it was w/ ONE guy.(no, one dick and one dildo doesn't count) ergo- ONE GUY WITH TWO DICKS IS THE ONLY ANSWER ZOMG!!!!!!


    I know. I'm a disgusting person.

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    Image of Mav Mav
    04/08/09

    @trianaorpheus: Okay cause now I sort of have to see this. *puts hands out* Pls?
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    Image of tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock
    04/08/09

    @trianaorpheus: Oh man, I have to see that. Me too please?
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    Image of immaculate.gaenor immaculate.gaenor
    04/08/09

    @trianaorpheus: Oh wow. I need to get the link now, please.
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    Image of Triana Orpheus Triana Orpheus
    04/08/09

    @immaculate.gaenor: Ladies, check your pm's. I'm calling it a night.
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    Image of par3 par3
    04/09/09

    @trianaorpheus: i saw one but a long time ago and his name was 'two buck chuck' or like 'uncle buck' it was intense...and he was wearing a straw hat.
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    Image of Shamrockette Shamrockette
    04/08/09

    In reply to Medical Marvel
    You know, the second penis could come in handy during a threesome..............
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    Image of casi nadie (loves MCC forever) casi nadie (loves MCC forever)
    04/08/09

    @SO I HERD U LIEK MUDKIPZ (formerly Shamrockette): You think like I do; see above.
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    Image of casi nadie (loves MCC forever) casi nadie (loves MCC forever)
    04/08/09

    In reply to Medical Marvel
    I was going to make an innappropriate comment about threesomes. But after the serious comment i just left on the thread about date rape, I can't do that.
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    04/08/09

    In reply to Medical Marvel
    He doesn't know if he's cumming or going.


    (oh, I feel very wrong now)

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    Image of notheretomakefriends notheretomakefriends
    04/11/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): You scratch my back, i'll do yours
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    Image of Understater Understater
    04/08/09

    In reply to Medical Marvel
    Wangs to Fly.
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    Image of SylvanSylph SylvanSylph
    04/08/09

    In reply to Medical Marvel
    Did they circumcise that baby's back penis? It could just be the shape of it, but it also looks like it has been wounded!
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    Image of PrettyNotPretty PrettyNotPretty
    04/08/09

    In reply to Medical Marvel
    Eh, I've had a dick on my back too. Then I tell my boyfriend to move over to his side of the bed.


    ...I feel mean making jokes about the behbeh.

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    Image of Jello Mix Jello Mix
    04/08/09

    In reply to Medical Marvel
    This reminds me of an old joke from "Married With Children."


    Al: The perfect woman has three breasts. Two in front and one in the back for dancing.

     Reply
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    Image of musicpup musicpup
    04/08/09

    In reply to Medical Marvel
    Is this another case of an absorbed twin? Because that's super gruesome right there.
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    Image of hello.kitty hello.kitty
    04/08/09

    @musicpup: rhinovirus safari: Yes it is fetus in fetu. What's so odd is that only the twin's penis developped.
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    Image of Shamrockette Shamrockette
    04/08/09

    @musicpup: rhinovirus safari: Haha! It's a parasitic penis.
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    Image of merv merv
    04/08/09

    @musicpup: rhinovirus safari: Dude, whenever I go to the doctor I say a lot of "maybe it's a part of my parasitic twin jokes" and they NEVER EVER laugh.
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    Image of TheUptightMidwesterner TheUptightMidwesterner
    04/08/09

    @SO I HERD U LIEK MUDKIPZ (formerly Shamrockette): That's the story of my life.
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    Image of musicpup musicpup
    04/08/09

    @TheUptightMidwesterner hasn't smoked in 48 days but is stil...: ZING!
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    04/08/09

    In reply to Medical Marvel
    Oh my God. That sweet lil bebe. Now he's going to have some hurty surgery and I has a sad. I hope none of his future schoolmates ever finds out.
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    Image of hello.kitty hello.kitty
    04/08/09

    In reply to Medical Marvel
    Two dongs make it right.
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