<![CDATA[Jezebel: baby wipes]]> http://tags.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/jezebel.com.png <![CDATA[Jezebel: baby wipes]]> http://jezebel.com/tag/babywipes http://jezebel.com/tag/babywipes <![CDATA[Ripe, Wipe]]> Is Brad Pitt the new Terrence Howard? "After a scene, Brad had to get next to me for a close-up shot, and he said, 'Damn, you're ripe,'" recalls [Eli] Roth..."I said, 'I didn't have time to shower.' He said, 'Baby wipes, man, baby wipes.'" [People]

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[St. Bart's, French West Indies; December 27. Image via INF]

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  • OMG. This is amazing. Sex-tape star Kim Kardashian was seen "making out" with Terrence Howard! And he was seen "rubbing her butt"! Does she know about the baby wipes??? [Page Six]
  • Jennifer Lopez's mom told a Daily News reporter she didn't hear about Jennifer being pregnant. "You know more than I do. I don't talk to her very often." Ouch! We're totally calling our mom later. [Rush & Molloy]
  • Lindsay Lohan's rep says the rumor about LL shagging married dude Tony Allen in rehab is "mean" and "untrue." Because that's her job. [Rush & Molloy]
  • Have you seen BeyoncĂ©'s new dark hair? [StereoHyped]
  • Mary-Louise Parker's adoption of an African girl is "a great idea" says Angelina Jolie. Inside she was thinking, "Copycat!" [Page Six]
  • Whoopi Goldberg seen giving Sherri Shepherd fashion advice? How very troubling. [Page Six]
  • Today in the Charlie Sheen custody drama: Denise Richards claims Charlie got engaged to fiancĂ©e Brooke Mueller to get on the cover of People. [People]
  • Eddie Murphy and Tracey Edmonds want a "fun and casual" wedding. You know what would be fun? If Scary Spice showed up! [People]
  • Brad Pitt: where he's from in the Midwest there's a "congenital sadness" but he's happy to have kids and their mother is "amazing." Same old same old. [People]
  • Brad's next project? Playing a disgraced boxer in a flick based on a true story. We like that the documentary about the fighter was called High On Crack Street. Kind of says it all. [E!]
  • For last year's transgression — trying to enter an airport with a collapsible baton in his luggage — Snoop Dogg was sentenced to community service in a location that does not involve children, games or football. Boo! [TMZ]
  • Sharon Osbourne says Ozzy is always up for sex. "He's like a rabbit. Every song gets him in the mood." Ugh, too early for this! [The Sun]
  • Amy Winehouse and hubby Blake Fielder-Civil had a spat before her MOBO performance, which might have been why it was kind of a mess. A source claims Blake told her he was going to slit his wrists, and that Amy's toilet was covered in vomit. Sigh. [The Sun]
  • Did you hear about Sting visiting a brothel in Germany? Apparently his wife doesn't give a damn. They were nuzzling in public last night. [Daily Mail]
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=302277&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Dear Terrence Howard: Flushing Baby Wipes? Also "A Very Serious Problem"]]> Regarding actor Terrence Howard's insistence that the women he dates use baby wipes when wiping their asses? Well a wise reader has just informed us that baby wipes may not be flushable! So, In the interest of the public good, we decided to call up the customer service reps at both Kimberly-Clark (makers of Huggies) and Procter & Gamble (parent company of Pampers) to confirm. Their conclusions? Wipes are to be kept out and away from the WC. (Except, says Cathy at the Pampers Helpline, the brand's Kan-Doo wipes, which are marketed for already-potty-trained children.) Don't believe us? Take a look:

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Another reader helpfully suggests that Mr. Howard and his ladyfriends look into Tucks — "Cooling, Soothing, pH Balanced. For Hemorrhoid and Vaginal Care" — which are not only fully flushable but also contain the invigorating aroma of witch hazel. Because if Mr. Howard continues down the road he's already chosen, he may find his toilets backed up with the same shit 'n piss that seems to be coming out of his mouth as of late.

Earlier: Terrence Howard: Women And Toilet Paper "A Very Serious Subject"
Terrence Howard Thinks Women Are Unclean And Dressed Like Whores
Related: Tucks Medicated Pads [Drugstore.com]

]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=292445&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Terrence Howard: Women And Toilet Paper "A Very Serious Subject"]]> Remember how actor Terrence Howard told Elle magazine's Andrew Goldman that he breaks up with any girl who uses only regular toilet paper and not baby wipes after going to the bathroom? Well, today we stopped by a press call for Howard's new movie, the war comedy The Hunting Party, and took the opportunity to ask the actor about it. Mr. Howard's answer... after the jump.


Jennifer:

Terrence, I was wondering if you could comment further on your remarks in Elle regarding baby wipes and your feelings about them.
Howard:
I stated my position pretty clearly. More people need to use them. This is a very serious subject. What more is there to say?
Jennifer:
How many women have you tried to convert?
Howard's Publicist:
Ok, and that's it. No more questions. Time to end.
(Howard scowls, exits)

Fin.

Update: Looks like baby-wipes weren't one of Terrence's smarter suggestions. That, or he has a plumber on retainer!

Earlier: Terrence Howard Thinks Women Are Unclean And Dressed Like Whores
Related: The Hunting Party

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