How can we make sure that the United States retains its global power forever and ever? Babies, babies, babies, and more babies: an army of babies, who will all one day grow into upstanding citizens ready to contribute to the economy, fight for their country, go to church every Sunday, and have babies, who will then…
With all the government officials crowded in there, I'm amazed that they were able to do it, but scientists have announced that during their travels through the human uterus, they've discovered something math-magical — proportions approaching what naturalists, scientists, and general knowledge nerds refer to as the…
In January 2009 the media midwifed a new hybrid species and dubbed it Octomom.
You know how ladies today are always forgetting to get pregnant, because of the Pill and feminism and everything? Well, now it's time to blame guys too. Specifically, their sperm.
Today in Things You Are Doing Wrong, Wrong, Wrong: a fertility expert claims women should freeze portions of ovaries in their 20's to assure future baby having.
Going by Hollywood movies alone, birth involves nothing more than zany rushes to the hospital, screaming for drugs, horrible pushing, and a soft and glowy presentation of Junior. So easy! Watch the reel and become a believer. [Vulture]