If We Don't Start Procreating Right This Minute, America Will Fall…

How can we make sure that the United States retains its global power forever and ever? Babies, babies, babies, and more babies: an army of babies, who will all one day grow into upstanding citizens ready to contribute to the economy, fight for their country, go to church every Sunday, and have babies, who will then… » 12/03/12 11:30am 12/03/12 11:30am

Scientists Find Golden Ratio in Your Uterus

With all the government officials crowded in there, I'm amazed that they were able to do it, but scientists have announced that during their travels through the human uterus, they've discovered something math-magical — proportions approaching what naturalists, scientists, and general knowledge nerds refer to as the… » 8/14/12 12:20pm 8/14/12 12:20pm