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aubonpam
12/08/08

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After the video of the dude breaking a glass jar in his rectum, I'm just numb.
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Lumbercath
12/08/08

@aubonpam: I got a link sent to me about a man being stabbed and beaten to death and then choking on his own blood. I kept the sound down but I could only watch a few seconds... apparently it was the most disturbing thing they'd ever seen... later I found out it was a video captured on a cellphone of a bunch of youths who had murdered a bunch of people in Ukraine for fun and taped it. They are in jail now.

I've seen a lot of disgusting things on the internet but the rectum thing and the guy getting beaten to death were things I could not watch. That includes 2 girls 1 cup.

The site that the video with the guy getting beaten to death was on had a video of an Iranian women getting raped... needless to say I closed the window as fast as I could. How are websites like this allowed to function?
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aubonpam
12/08/08

@Ruffians: Oh Christ I heard about that too. I operate under the maxim "I can always see it, but I can't UNSEE it," and it's served me well so far.
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Political Party Girl
12/08/08

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Lawyer Jezebels: Would this man have been arrested for this if he was American and in the US? Or would free speech protect his right to post fake, albeit disturbing, YouTube videos?
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checkyaself
12/08/08

@Political Party Girl:

No because it is considered child abuse. You can't video tape yourself abusing your child post it on YouTube and then say this is America I have the freedom to post what I want.

Do you think someone who videotaped themselves breaking a beer bottle over their babies head would be able to do the same? Or someone beating their spouse?
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Political Party Girl
12/08/08

@checkyaself: Yes, I get that. And that person should be arrested for child abuse were that the case, but I'm saying this is obviously fake, IMO. So, if this is fake, could he be arrested?

But thanks for treating me like I'm an idiot.
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PacoHertez
12/08/08

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this is ridiculous, why are they going after the non-baby-swinger guy? they should REALLY be going after the Ally McBeal people for making that poor baby dance around for our amusement. SICK. SICK. SICK.
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MeganGlass 就是一个古代的三明治
12/08/08

@PacoHertez: Amusement? That baby creeped the bejabbers out of me.
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CrossWord
12/08/08

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I really think the police should focus on that old man who breaks into homes in the early morning of 12/25 every year. They know his name, where he lives, the whole deal -- and yet he remains at large (heh). STOP THE MENACE!
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prestocaro fears the culling
12/08/08

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Finally something to take the heat off of that whole here-in-texas-our-toddlers-smoke-pot... thing.

But seriously, to quote Mark Weiner from Welcome to the Dollhouse, "uh DUH".
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morninggloria
12/08/08

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Guess that means its time for me to take down that video of me telling the people at the DMV that I weigh 115 lbs.
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Dottie Gale
12/08/08

@morninggloria: Ha!
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Mkp-hearts-NYC
12/08/08

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But weren't numerous people on this site able to figure out it was a total fake? He swings the actual baby only once by both arms, then spidey-cyber-animation-baby is subbed in over whatever he was actually swinging.

(Wouldn't the jezebel offices get raided next? I mean, you guys posted it too... :P)
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gherkinfiend
12/08/08

@Mkp-hearts-nyc: it only takes one numbskull not to realise it's fake...and it just won't be funny anymore.
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MeganGlass 就是一个古代的三明治
12/08/08

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Yes, find the baby-swinger. Not much sympathy here for the video guy, but he's not really the problem. Catch the baby-swinger, please, and clobber him. Thank you.
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lizzzz
12/08/08

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Wait, you mean just because it's on the Internet, we can't just do whatever we want? [takes down pot brownie stand/goat mail-order wife website, slinks off into the distance]
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Mkp-hearts-NYC
12/08/08

@lizzzz adopted a rescued puppy nom nom nom: hahaha....Wait, does that mean previously ordered goat wives won't get delivered? Dammit...
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lizzzz
12/08/08

@Mkp-hearts-nyc: If you upgraded to premium shipping to receive your lovely goat wife in time for Christmas, you may be in luck!
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Mkp-hearts-NYC
12/08/08

@lizzzz adopted a rescued puppy nom nom nom: Damn my miserly standard ground shipping ways! Maybe my mom ordered hers express....
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Dottie Gale
12/08/08

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But I thought this was fake?
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NefariousNewt
12/08/08

@Dottie Gale: Maybe. No one can say for sure. But this is yet another cautionary tale of The Internet Age -- don't think for a second they can't find you.
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LindsayC: doctoral hilarity ensues
12/08/08

@Dottie Gale: I thought it was fake too- there was a bunch of discussion about people being able to tell the baby was digital in a bunch of the frames...
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thecameralovesyou
12/08/08

@LindsayC: doctoral hilarity ensues: Yeah, I remember that discussion on here. Very confused.
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BlowJoy
12/08/08

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So the Poster was not related to the Swinger? But the Poster was arrested?

I'm not sure how to feel about this.
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Katxyz
12/08/08

@BlowJoy:

I dont know. If this clip was real child abuse, distributing it as entertainment could be a crime. If someone posted a snuff or child pornography clip they didn't create, how would you feel?
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Elaken
12/08/08

@Katxyz:

But didn't Jezebel also link to it? Which sent a whole bunch of people to watch it for entertainment sake. Granted people were watching it not to laugh to be 'horrified' yet they still went and watched it to consume some of their time.

When it comes to things like this I don't think other sites should even talk about the video (and encourage people to see it) unless it is of importance, like saying the guy is arrested. And if they do choose to do it they shouldn't post a link.

I guess my point is, is someone eating meat as guilty of animal murder as the butcher and my belief is yes. So if this guy is being arrested for these charges than there are a lot of other people who are as guilty.
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BlowJoy
12/08/08

@Elaken: I was with you til the animal meat eating murder thing.
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Pope John Peeps II
10/30/08

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If it's fake, it's funny and really well done. If it's real, the baby at the end is obviously having fun and not in any discomfort (really it's fake).

So deeeeeep breaths people. Deeeeeep breaths. I know the indignation gland is strong over on Jez, but deeeeep breaths.

Seriously. It's fake. Come on. You can't swing a baby around by his feet and then have him not-red-faced at the end of the video. babies get red-faced just pooting.
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Cesybabe or Nirvanah Crane
10/30/08

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We have a horrendous ad in NZ to stop us all from drinking. They are at a BBQ, and the guy is swinging a kid around by the arms, and its all fun and game. A few hours and a lot of beers later, he does the same thing inside, and promptly and very hard smacks the kid into the side of a solid wood cabinet. I can't stand it, I have to leave the room when this is on
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AboutToLaugh is longwinded
10/30/08

@Cesybabe or Nirvanah Crane: Oh. My. God. That commercial sounds terrible! Is it video of something that happened in real life or a dramatization?
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Cesybabe or Nirvanah Crane
10/30/08

@AboutToLaugh: Dramatization I believe. Its in a series of ads about 'its not what we're drinking but how we're drinking'. If you're brave enough

+ Watch video

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Cesybabe or Nirvanah Crane
10/30/08

@Cesybabe or Nirvanah Crane: So yeah, if this video on Youtube is bad enough, this ad is on my tv every.fucking.night. I cry everytime I see it.
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stacyinbean
10/30/08

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While I think it IS a fake, babies do have pretty impressive joints and I do recall a few attempts at swinging my little bro around by his arms when I was younger... He turned out alright. So far.
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Sukie in the Graveyard
10/30/08

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the TV flickering seems rather inconsistent. The over pixelation of the face is evident tool. And I believe there was one point when the legs go in the air and you get a sort-of green screen effect where the image isn't added to the video properly.

Also, the backflipping is impossible even for normal adults (that do not have some double jointedness or whatever).

And if I was this kid, I would have thrown up about 1.5 minutes in.
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