Oh Nothing, Just a Baby Elephant Trying To Ride a Giant Ball
Oh silly baby elephant. Don't you know your adorably whole-hearted attempts to conquer the ball are futile? Thank you Columbus Zoo for not only giving us this video, but also providing the only appropriate music to go along with it. Hats off.
Baby Elephant Likes Playing With Wood Chips More Than You Like Anything
Over at the Oregon Zoo, Rose-Tu and her four-day-old calf had a nice bath and then promptly ruined it by frolicking in a pile of wood chips. Particularly the calf, who is doing exactly what I do when I happen to land drunkenly on a strange bed with a crazy high thread count.
Adorable Baby Elephant Plays On The Beach
Particularly dreamy since we are currently wearing two sweaters and surrounded by snow.
Trunk Show
[Munich, December 23. Image via Getty.]
Kristin Davis's Perilous Pachyderm Project
Last night, Kristin Davis told David Letterman about the time she went to Kenya and got involved in a wildlife drama! A play-by-play of her baby elephant incident - and a missed sex joke opportunity - above.

