Ducklings Enjoy Water Slides Just Like Human Children

Here are some ducklings willfully going down a tiny water slide, over and over again. Presumably, their cygnet friend is sitting out of frame, having been thoroughly ridiculed for its ugliness. Don’t worry, nameless, imaginary cygnet — one day you’ll have the banginest beach bod around. » 10/26/13 2:30pm 10/26/13 2:30pm

Ugh, Fuck This: Lessons of the RNC

I'm sure Tampa, Florida is a lovely city when it isn't flooded with thousands of people in business casual sweating their asses off as they schlep around in 90 degree heat. It must be a pleasant place to be sometimes, when the whole city proper isn't overrun with every cop in Florida outfitted in Ranger Rick khakis… » 8/31/12 11:30am 8/31/12 11:30am