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    Axe To Put Its Masculine Stench On A Nightclub
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    Image of Slovenly Muse Slovenly Muse
    05/22/09

    In reply to Axe To Put Its Masculine Stench On A Nightclub
    Remember The Daily Show a couple of nights back? When Michael Steele tried to claim that gay marriage hurt small businesses by putting more spouses on the health care plan, and Jon Stewart said that by his reasoning, ALL marriage hurt small businesses and the only way for small businesses to succeed would be to hire only "the undateable"?


    I think I just found the perfect place for a recruiting drive.

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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    05/22/09

    In reply to Axe To Put Its Masculine Stench On A Nightclub
    I've never been, but something tells me that the addition of more Axe will go unnoticed, because the atmosphere there is already saturated with the stuff. Axe and ICE spiker hair gel and open-collar buttondowns and tight t-shirts and spray tan and acrylic nails and beer tears and that one rank perfume that smells like scented tampons. That's what my nose is imagining.
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    Image of StarSquid StarSquid
    05/22/09

    In reply to Axe To Put Its Masculine Stench On A Nightclub
    Oh hells no!!
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    Image of PreposterousHypothesis PreposterousHypothesis
    05/22/09

    In reply to Axe To Put Its Masculine Stench On A Nightclub
    Yes, a nightclub is the best place for a mating game. Unfortunately for them, I am wearing my new fragrance Praying Mantis (by Elizabeth Taylor).
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    Image of StarSquid StarSquid
    05/22/09

    @PreposterousHypothesis: I'll wear Pure Poison (Dior) and join you.
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    05/22/09

    In reply to Axe To Put Its Masculine Stench On A Nightclub
    "Axe is all about the mating game, and the best place for a mating game is at a nightclub."


    Aaannnd there goes my lunch.

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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    05/22/09

    In reply to Axe To Put Its Masculine Stench On A Nightclub
    The best place to mate isn't a nightclub; it's in the mountain stream in which I was spawned. Every year, I migrate there to reproduce, and sometimes, the trip kills me.
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    Image of PreposterousHypothesis PreposterousHypothesis
    05/22/09

    @morninggloria: Well, maybe for actual mating potential, the Axe club would be better, as you can generally kill bears with an Axe, pitting predators against one another.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    05/22/09

    @PreposterousHypothesis: Sexual predators!
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    05/22/09

    In reply to Axe To Put Its Masculine Stench On A Nightclub
    Is it wrong that this makes me have visions of Jack Nicholson in The Shining dance in my head?
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    05/22/09

    @BabyJane: Heeeeeeere's me humping your right buttcheek!
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    05/22/09

    @morninggloria: All Axe and no game make Jack a frustrated boy.
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    Image of EsmereldaFitzmonster EsmereldaFitzmonster
    05/22/09

    In reply to Axe To Put Its Masculine Stench On A Nightclub
    When I was a camp counselor, I had a very rambunctious (a ncie way of putting it) group of boys under my care. On one of my days off, another counselor came running to inform me that my kids were "Having an ax fight." I flipped and asked who the fuck would allow those little hormone-addled freaks access to a AX, and was informed (someone to my relief) that they were having an AXE fight.


    And then I walked in to their huge dorm room. I can't even describe the stench that comes from 20 minutes of 15 kids spraying Axe in each others' faces. This is what I imagine the Axe night club to smell like.

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    Image of EsmereldaFitzmonster EsmereldaFitzmonster
    05/22/09

    @EsmereldaFitzmonster: Argh, *nice and *somewhat
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    Image of tomatoheart tomatoheart
    05/22/09

    @EsmereldaFitzmonster: Oh mah gawd.
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    Image of NellMood NellMood
    05/22/09

    @EsmereldaFitzmonster: Just thinking about this smell is making me gag.
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    Image of MySymphony MySymphony
    05/22/09

    @EsmereldaFitzmonster: Oh God that sounds like what Douche Satan's armpit would smell like.
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    Image of Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni! Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni!
    05/22/09

    @MySymphony: Is there any other kind of Satan?
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    Image of prestocaro fears the culling prestocaro fears the culling
    05/22/09

    In reply to Axe To Put Its Masculine Stench On A Nightclub
    Finally, they're gathering all the assholes together in one place so they can stink in an enclosed environment! THIS WILL BE OUR SUMMER, JEZZIES! No more holding your breath in line! No more tiny penis being rubbed on your leg in a poor attempt at keeping the beat! No more jaegerbombs!
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    Image of HuckleberryFriend HuckleberryFriend
    05/22/09

    @prestocaro, emissary of hell: And, uh, if someone were to "accidentally" lock the doors from the outside once all the assholes were safely enclosed, that couldn't be traced back to me in anyway?
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    Image of prestocaro fears the culling prestocaro fears the culling
    05/22/09

    @HuckleberryFriend: Never! Huckleberry was with me the whole time, officers. THE. WHOLE. TIME. We pee while holding hands.
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    05/22/09

    In reply to Axe To Put Its Masculine Stench On A Nightclub
    This is great! It's like herding douchebags.
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    Image of NellMood NellMood
    05/22/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): Maybe one will run off a cliff and the rest will follow....
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    05/22/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): Git along, Little Douchies.
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    05/22/09

    In reply to Axe To Put Its Masculine Stench On A Nightclub
    What in the hell is going on in this screencap? Is that what disemvowelling looks like?
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    Image of Tippi Hedren Tippi Hedren
    05/22/09

    @tscheese: His nasty dandruff is flaking all over everyone he's grinding on in the club... so they're aggressively washing his crusty hair.
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    Image of ihateyourescalade ihateyourescalade
    05/22/09

    @tscheese: Ha! Then the club would be called simply "X."
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    Image of ihateyourescalade ihateyourescalade
    05/22/09

    In reply to Axe To Put Its Masculine Stench On A Nightclub
    The only person I know who wears Axe is an eighth-grade boy. His parents secretly roll their eyes incessantly.
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    Image of StarSquid StarSquid
    05/22/09

    @ihateyourescalade: I know a 14 yr old who wears it and sometimes substitutes it for taking a morning shower. Ugh.
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    Image of ihateyourescalade ihateyourescalade
    05/22/09

    @StarSquid is in love with a robot: OMG, I just lost my appetite!
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    Image of Alastri Alastri
    05/22/09

    In reply to Axe To Put Its Masculine Stench On A Nightclub
    am i the only person that LIKES the smell of axe? it does really depend who's wearing it though. no guy in old spice can smell bad, but that's not true for axe. the boyfriend smells awesome in it though.
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    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    05/22/09

    @Alastri: My ex wore one of them every so often and smelled DELIGHTFUL. I hate it on pretty much everyone else though.
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    Image of NellMood NellMood
    05/22/09

    In reply to Axe To Put Its Masculine Stench On A Nightclub
    I'm really curious what an Axe-themed drink would taste like.
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    Image of stoprobbers stoprobbers
    05/22/09

    @NellMood: Cheap cologne and guido sweat.
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    05/22/09

    @NellMood: Mothballs, ketosis, and adolescent angst.
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    Image of Tippi Hedren Tippi Hedren
    05/22/09

    @NellMood: Roofies.
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    Image of NellMood NellMood
    05/22/09

    @tscheese: @stoprobbers: Spiced with a hint of aggressive misogyny?
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    Image of Jello Mix Jello Mix
    05/22/09

    @NellMood: Doritos and dirty sweat socks.
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    Image of angelheadedhipster angelheadedhipster
    05/22/09

    @NellMood: Lube and Regret.
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    Image of tomatoheart tomatoheart
    05/22/09

    @Tippi Hedren: lol!
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    Image of ihateyourescalade ihateyourescalade
    05/22/09

    @NellMood: Naked ball sweat and stale beer.
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    Image of GeorgeFayne GeorgeFayne
    05/22/09

    @NellMood: Premature ejaculation.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    05/22/09

    @NellMood: Hair gel and desperation.
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    Image of Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.
    05/22/09

    @NellMood: Natty Ice.
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    Image of MizJenkins MizJenkins
    05/22/09

    @NellMood: In a word...college.
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    Image of MizJenkins MizJenkins
    05/22/09

    In reply to Axe To Put Its Masculine Stench On A Nightclub
    Hmmmmm...you don't think they would have more success with this on the Jersey Shore?
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    Image of angelheadedhipster angelheadedhipster
    05/22/09

    @MizJenkins: THAT WAS MY FIRST THOUGHT!


    Er, sorry for the caps, but I just im'ed this to someone with the note: "This sounds so Jersey Shore"

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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    05/22/09

    @MizJenkins: There are already enough foul-smelling bars at the Jersey Shore, thank you very much! Who do you think invented the idea?
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    Image of IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel
    05/22/09

    @MizJenkins: True. Seaside Heights would eat this shit up.
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    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    05/22/09

    @MizJenkins: Surely Unilever owns some hair care products they could pair with the axe. It would be a match made in heaven.
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    Image of Hamsterpants Hamsterpants
    05/22/09

    @MizJenkins: This is so obvs a Guido themed endeavor that I believe their demographic people truly missed the boat on this one.
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