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    Nina Ricci's Olivier Theyskens In, Out, Shaken All About

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    Image of sportz.star sportz.star
    01/27/09

    In reply to Nina Ricci's Olivier Theyskens In, Out, Shaken All About
    Unilever confuses me. I want to love and hate at the same time. Maybe we should date.
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    01/27/09

    In reply to Nina Ricci's Olivier Theyskens In, Out, Shaken All About
    Beth Ditto: you are a dearheart, but we REALLY just don't need another celebrity designed 80s inspired line of clothing right now. I don't care that it's plus sized. We don't need it.
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    01/27/09

    @LaComtesse: Can Beth Ditto make a line of totally sane, normal, cute, non-80s plus sized clothing instead? I was over the 80s 20 years ago and I am SO over it now that it's been back for a few years.


    ...Actually, if she made something 90s-inspired, I would probably singlehandedly keep her in business.

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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    01/27/09

    In reply to Nina Ricci's Olivier Theyskens In, Out, Shaken All About
    Is Nina Ricci delusional? He made Reese's dresses for most of the awards last year. Madonna likes him. And, um, have they not seen that picture?
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    Image of AthertonMerriweather AthertonMerriweather
    01/27/09

    In reply to Nina Ricci's Olivier Theyskens In, Out, Shaken All About
    Do any of you Jezebels wear Riders? I always thought they were mom jeans, but if Stacey says they're okay maybe I should try them.
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    01/27/09

    @AthertonMerriweather: They make some sleeky interesting-wash bootcut type ones nowadays - they're not all the tapered-leg Mom-jean Kmart staple anymore.


    I've never found a single pair long enough for me, even the "long" sizes, so I'll have to sit this one out.

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    Image of Diziet_Sma Diziet_Sma
    01/27/09

    In reply to Nina Ricci's Olivier Theyskens In, Out, Shaken All About
    I clicked on the Glenn Close story expecting some awful outfit - but she looks great! I like the whole 'make do and mend' ethic - if there is a silver lining to the current economic readjustment, it's that more people will maybe start thinking like this, instead of mindlessly buying new stuff all the time.

    Yes, I am a closet Communist.
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    Image of YourScreenplaySucks YourScreenplaySucks
    01/27/09

    In reply to Nina Ricci's Olivier Theyskens In, Out, Shaken All About
    PETA is like the famewhore of animal rights non-profits. If PETA was a person, she'd be a loud-mouthed, tacky reality show contestant.
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    Image of EkaterinaBallerina EkaterinaBallerina
    01/27/09

    In reply to Nina Ricci's Olivier Theyskens In, Out, Shaken All About
    "Los Angeles jeweler and creator of the worst ad ever Loree Rodkin"


    Ahem, Jezebel, I believe the worst ad ever was the "naked woman being strangled on a car hood implores you to buy our suits" ad.

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    Image of katie.scarlett.o'hara katie.scarlett.o'hara
    01/27/09

    @EkaterinaBallerina: I don't know, that Loree Rodkin ad was pretty disturbing.
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    Image of EkaterinaBallerina EkaterinaBallerina
    01/27/09

    @katie.scarlett.o'hara: Nothing as is as disturbing as a high-end suitmaker insinuating date rape or even murder in an effort to sell suits.
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    Image of Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.
    01/27/09

    @katie.scarlett.o'hara: I have to side with Ekaterina on this one, I'll take crazy lace skin girl over that terribly smug strangler any day.
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    Image of TatianaTheAnonymousModel TatianaTheAnonymousModel
    01/27/09

    @EkaterinaBallerina: Call it a worst among equals.
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    Image of Lazy Line Painter Jane Lazy Line Painter Jane
    01/27/09

    In reply to Nina Ricci's Olivier Theyskens In, Out, Shaken All About
    A gold plated button cannot justify the price of a $990 pair of jeans. Not many people know this, but gold plating is about the cheapest thing you can do, MUCH cheaper than making something solid silver. it literally costs pennies. There better be a much better reason justifying that price tag, like denim was made with crushed-up unicorns in it or something.
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    Image of Eeva Eeva
    01/27/09

    @Lazy Line Painter Jane: Every time you put your hands in the pockets, you pull out a puppy.
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    Image of Adora Belle Dearheart Adora Belle Dearheart
    01/27/09

    @Lazy Line Painter Jane: Rainbows shoot from your cooch as you walk.
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    01/27/09

    @Lazy Line Painter Jane: crushed-up unicorns in it


    Damnit, why do you have to make me so hungry when lunch is an hour away!?

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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    01/27/09

    In reply to Nina Ricci's Olivier Theyskens In, Out, Shaken All About
    Tom Ford, for $990 I expect the jeans to gold plate my cooch.
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    Image of mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it
    01/27/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes: It's one way to get a gold finger.
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    Image of Eleanor Ramilly Eleanor Ramilly
    01/27/09

    In reply to Nina Ricci's Olivier Theyskens In, Out, Shaken All About
    I'm assuming that Hermes chair has a vibrator built in. A big one.
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    Image of HeinzDoofenshmirtz HeinzDoofenshmirtz
    01/27/09

    @Shannon: Hey congrats on your star!
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    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    01/27/09

    @Shannon: You beat me to it :)
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    Image of Eleanor Ramilly Eleanor Ramilly
    01/27/09

    @nigeriangirl: :) Thank you!!
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    01/27/09

    In reply to Nina Ricci's Olivier Theyskens In, Out, Shaken All About
    I feel like most of Britney Spears past costumes have had a Barbarella look.
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    Image of sportz.star sportz.star
    01/27/09

    @bluebears: I also think that Britney as Barbarella is all sorts of awesome. I'm not sure if the reference was supposed to be a dig, but I dig it.
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    Image of HeinzDoofenshmirtz HeinzDoofenshmirtz
    01/27/09

    In reply to Nina Ricci's Olivier Theyskens In, Out, Shaken All About
    That Hermes folding chair had better be able to cart me place to place, change my outfit, get me my soda a la Wall-E AND be made of rainbow essence and pure gold.
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    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    01/27/09

    @nigeriangirl: And vibrate.
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    Image of Annabellie Annabellie
    01/27/09

    @nigeriangirl: Rainbow essence, pure gold and woven strands of unicorn hair...
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    Image of hortense hortense
    01/27/09

    In reply to Nina Ricci's Olivier Theyskens In, Out, Shaken All About
    PETA is just so dumb. Is vandalizing a sidewalk really going to make people sit up and say, "You know what? Yes! Animal rights!"


    Every stupid stunt they pull like this just dilutes their message even further and makes them--and everyone who cares about animal rights-look like insane people.

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    Image of megnificent megnificent
    01/27/09

    @hortense: Calling women "hags" totally makes me want to run right out and support their cause.


    Actually, considering the level of most of their rhetoric, I'm surprised that label "skin slut" hasn't been thrown at leather-wearing celebs yet.

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    Image of EkaterinaBallerina EkaterinaBallerina
    01/27/09

    @hortense: Which is why I don't tell people I'm an animal rights activist. The logical jump in most people's mind is to PETA. In reality, my kind of animal rights is donating to Gorilla Protection, supporting the WWF, the Humane Society, and my local shelters, as well as campaigning for conservation worldwide since we are all living in one eco-system and threatening one species, threatens us all. Obviously PETA missed that memo ages ago.
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    Image of margareita metermaid margareita metermaid
    01/27/09

    @hortense: I know. Im very anti-fur, but when you try to discuss this with someone who may not be, they always bring up crazy shit that PETA has done to make me feel foolish. "so you think people who wear fur should get red paint thrown in their faces and (insert most recent PETA craziness here)???"

    *sigh* like most things, the minority of radicals seems to speak for the majority of more-sane people in the public eye.
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    Image of aubonpam aubonpam
    01/27/09

    @EkaterinaBallerina: I'm with you. Every new item about PETA gives me a stomachache, both because I think they're bullshit and because I'm afraid of people thinking I condone that. I actually read this vegetarian magazine where Rory Freedman (puke) from Skinny Bitch (pukety puke) defended PETA's objectification of women for their cause and the next moth Carol J. Adams totally schooled her in the letters section and it was a tiny victory for animal loving feminists everywhere. I just wish they had given Adams equal time to write a counterpoint piece.
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    Image of krismry krismry
    01/27/09

    @hortense: Exactly, and what if Peta's not so secret agenda was to make the animal rights idea look even more stupid than stories of being kidnapped by gray aliens? They're provocateurs, and their main contributors are probably the meat packing companies and the fur industry.
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    Image of ceejeemcbeegee is not here ceejeemcbeegee is not here
    01/10/09

    In reply to Dove Finds Women Give Elastic Definitions Of 'Beauty'
    Can I just say that EVERYONE sells SOMETHING. I mean, I get that Dove is owned by Uniliver who sells skin-lightening cream in Indian and African and OMG that's horrible! but it shouldn't negate any good efforts on their part. Everyone is behold to some corporate god, even Jez. Or am I the only one who noticed Jez rails against unrealistic body images while being sponsored by Crunch Fitness?
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    Image of littlebunnyfoofoo littlebunnyfoofoo
    01/09/09

    In reply to Dove Finds Women Give Elastic Definitions Of 'Beauty'
    Yesterday I was so put out with some of the comments that have been cropping up on Jezebel lately. I decided last night that I was DONE and not coming back. The ageism and (sometimes reverse) sexism that I've been seeing have disappointed me terribly.


    But then I read every one of these comments and decided that, in fact, Jezebels really are the most amazing crop of people on the internets and that it's a gift that y'all are all out there.


    Keep up the positivity and seeing beauty in everyone. That's what makes me teary-eyed- not a Dove commercial but the generous spirits of so many of YOU.

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