New York Times Wedding Announcements Officially Impossible to Parody

This couple's description could best be described as "awkward" and at worst be described as "overwrought." But, then again, so could most NYT wedding announcements.
Crazy Old Man Covers Carrie Underwood's "Before He Cheats"
Mr. Wong is an older Chinese gentleman who lives in Kansas. Recently, Mr. Wong attended the Carrie Underwood-themed "Carrie-Off" karaoke contest, where he gave what can only be described as a need-to-see-it-to-believe-it rendition of Underwood's "Before He Cheats." Video inside.
Office Gift Of Framed Testicular Cyst Photo Contributes To Editor Downfall
The editor of Philadelphia magazine, who has been compared to a real-life Michael Scott, has been fired not long after giving a female employee a parting gift: a framed photo of his removed testicular cyst. [PDN]
Bollywood To Tackle The Romance Of Hitler And Eva Braun
File this under Bad Ideas: A Bollywood studio has announced plans to make a film about Hitler's romance with Eva Braun. Braun will be played by a former Miss India, and Hitler will be played by Anupam Kher.
Ann Curry Baby-Talks The Dalai Lama
The Dalai Lama had his first live interview ever on the Today Show this morning. Unfortunately the momentous occasion was guided by Ann Curry, who treated the 75-year-old like a very adorable, very holy infant.
Will Arnett's Really Excited To See His Old Friend
It's always awkward when your partner forgets to introduce you, but that may be the least of Amy Poehler's worries. Clip at left. [Funny Or Die]
The Obamas Osamas Go On A Double Date With The Romneys
Yesterday all the First Lady candidates met in Long Beach, California sans a certain First Ladies Man to talk about what it's like to be the menstruating half of a potentially presidential power couple, because the topic really hasn't received enough attention from the excessively policy-focused, goal-oriented media,…
