Thinking about the implications of The Hills hurts my head.
Real people, leading fake public lives for five years... doesn't that make their fake lives, their actual lives at this point...?
Also there is more sincerity in that face of Justin Bobby than he has expressed in the entire show.
I can't wait until the Price is Right unauthorized tell-all comes out. Bewteen the multimillion dollar sexual harassment suits, power plays, fighting, & allegations of racial discrimination, that shit is going to be B-A-N-A-N-A-S & full of awesome quotes like "Barker is the most vicious man I've ever met" (one of the models who's suing him).
@Mary McCarthyite: That's tough - you need an actor with enough range to realistically pull off both sweetly comforting old ladies who have just lost their shot at a brand new car and lecherously groping his harem of eerily similar-looking models.
OK, throw shoes at me ladies, but he racked up nine sexual harrasment cases and was about to be sued for racial disrimination at the time he stepped down. Like his hosting, like his views on the critters, not wild about his history with female staff.
@jeepgirl: My Grandma had a huuuuuge crush on him and one night she saw that scene on TV. Her reaction was priceless: at first she was horrified and shocked, but by the time he'd properly beaten the crap out of Adam Sandler she was quite pleased.
@TexasCrude: I pimp my three consecutive POLK COUNTY POULTRY SHOWMANSHIP CHAMPION trophies whenever I have a chance. Yes. I was a poultry showmanship champion. Ask me something about chickens and I will dazzle you.
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"The um, um, like what was it? Um, Thinker. Heh. Is that my phone?", Pastel, 2009.
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Real people, leading fake public lives for five years... doesn't that make their fake lives, their actual lives at this point...?
Also there is more sincerity in that face of Justin Bobby than he has expressed in the entire show.
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I pimp my sasquatch and nessy scrapbook whenever I get the chance.
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What makes a chicken a champion? Plumpness? Pretty feathers? Clean feet?
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