Jon Gosselin Lies To Girlfriend; Leonardo Spotted With Supermodel Ex

• Jon Gosselin's (possibly ex) girlfriend Hailey Glassman says Jon lied when he said he was spending Thanksgiving at his grandma's, and was really snowboarding. [ONTD]

Next Season Will Be Oprah's Last; Tila Tequila's Naked Online Meltdown

• Harpo, Inc. has released a statement saying Oprah Winfrey will make an announcement about the future of her TV show tomorrow. An insider says she told her staff today that next season will be her last.

Kristen Meets Rob's Parents; Levi Talks About His "Alaskan Pipeline"

• Robert Pattinson took Kristen Stewart to a "secret" dinner with his parents. So secret that this Britloid knows about it!

Lindsay Sees Herself As "A Target," Morrissey In Stable Condition, And Bradley Asks Renee For Some Space

• Lindsay Lohan wasn't surprised by the negative reaction to her Ungaro debut, as she feels people are always out to criticize her: "I am a target. I don't know why I am, but I am, and I accept that." [TimesOnline]

Will Jon Be Dumped In The Jungle?; Burglar Found With Lindsay's Hat, Paris' Nude Pic

• Jon Gosselin is planning to meet with CBS executives to talk about appearing on celebrity editions of The Amazing Race or Survivor. Wouldn't filming these particular reality shows require him to be away from his kids for weeks?

Lindsay Refuses Rehab; Co-Star Says Cruise Made "Constant Homophobic Comments"

• Lindsay Lohan's friends and family want her to go to rehab but she's not having it. A source says her parents' public bickering would "drive even the most normal of people over the edge" and Linds is drinking to cope.

Khloe Wants To Be "Skinny Pregnant"; Nicole & Joel Secretly Wed?

• For the love of God. Khloe Kardashian says: "I want to be a skinny pregnant person." Actually, what she says when she's asked about having kids is:

Avril Goes Forward With Divorce; Taylor Swift's SNL Plans

• Avril Lavigne has officially filed for divorce from Sum 41's Deryck Whibley.

Yoko Defends Britney, Lindsay Is Kicked Out Of Hotel

• "I think that the world was not fair to her, and they're just using her and not dignifying her. I think she's a survivor and she's doing very well."- Yoko Ono on Britney Spears. [USWeekly]

Arrest Made In Lindsay Robbery; Khloe Kardasian Hears Wedding Bells

• Someone's been arrested in the Lindsay Lohan home burglary case — and it's not Lindsay Lohan!

Katherine Heigl Completes Adoption; Lindsay Finds Rumor She's Been Committed Funny

• Katherine Heigl and husband Josh Kelley have completed the adoption of a 10-month-old Korean girl. They named her Nancy Leigh, after Katherine's mother Nancy and sister Margaret Leigh, but she'll go by the nickname Naleigh. [AP]

Mickey Rourke's Front Row Of Discontent; People Anoints Its Best-Dressed Celebs

• Mickey Rourke, at Max Azria: "I really don't like Max that much. He's a short little guy with a good looking wife. Maybe I'll steal his wife." [WSJ]
• Tom Ford to close-talking columnist: "Are you trying to smell me?" [NationalPost]

Demi Moore Calls Perez Hilton A Pervert; Tim Gunn Mocks Jon Gosselin

• Demi Moore is fighting with Perez Hilton over pictures of her 15-year-old daughter Tallulah Willis he wrote "slut" and "ass" on because her breast and butt were accidentally exposed. Demi said he isn't "taking violating child pornography laws very seriously..."

Avril Headed For Splitsville; Chris Brown Tells All

• Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley: Headed for divorce? According to sources:

Jen & Gerard Caught Kissing; VH1 Star Charged With Wife's Murder

• After shooting a fight scene for The Bounty, a source says Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler were "lovey-dovey" and "we saw him give her a little kiss." He was also throwing peanuts and popcorn in her mouth. [Radar Online]

The Ugly Americans

[St. Tropez, August 3. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

LC's Screen Dreams; Jon Gosselin's Solo Show?

• Have mercy. Will Lauren Conrad's L.A. Candy be turned into a film? That would mean a movie based on a book based on reality show based on someone's life. LC says:

Sister Christians: Siriano Partners With Starbucks; Lacroix May Be Saved

• Christian Siriano is collaborating secretly with Starbucks. He won't say on what, but isn't speculation fun? Maybe he's changing the uniform to something fierce, with ruffles. [The Cut]

Madonna Not At Risk For Swine Flu • Sarah Jessica Parker Expecting Twins

• If you get an email titled, "Madonna caught swine flu!" don't open it. The only thing that will be infected is your computer. [The Sun]

Victoria Beckham Sells Out; Mary Kate & Ashley Do Men

• People love Posh's dresses. Net-a-porter.com sold out in one day, and Posh herself stopped by Neiman Marcus to instruct sales associates and top customers in the ways of the frock. Thirty pieces were sold. [WWD]