The First Rule of Meeting Avril Lavigne: Never Touch Avril Lavigne

A gallery of photos surfaced this week showing photos of Avril Lavigne posing with fans who had paid $400 for the privilege of bathing in the singer's complicated aura and asking her why the hell "Sk8er Boi"is spelled that way and what the hell ever happened to Little Mama (because I was invested in her!) at a meet… » 5/04/14 11:00pm 5/04/14 11:00pm

Avril Lavigne's New Video Is a Monstrosity

Avril Lavigne's new music video for her new single "Hello Kitty" is offensive on absolutely every level. It takes Gwen Stefani's objectifying and appropriative Harajuku Girls shtick, adds a generous dash of Skrillex and also a Chad Kroeger co-writing credit. It looks like what would happen if someone scraped off the… » 4/22/14 3:45pm 4/22/14 3:45pm

Backstreet Boys & Avril Lavigne Team Up for Most Depressing Tour Ever

1997-2003 enthusiasts rejoice. The Backstreet Boys and Avril Lavigne have announced a North American tour that will kick off in May and run through the summer. "Hooray," someone shouts somewhere as she dusts off the collection of sassy keychains that she bought at Claire's. "I haven't been this excited since Bath &… » 3/14/14 7:20pm 3/14/14 7:20pm

Camille Grammer Says She Was Abused After Recent Hospital Visit

In today's Tweet Beat, Avril Lavigne gets confused in her quest to start an undoubtedly very popular hashtag, Kate Upton and Liv Tyler help each other out during a difficult workout and Camille Grammer reveals some details about an incident of physical abuse that apparently occurred after her recent hospitalization… » 10/28/13 7:30pm 10/28/13 7:30pm

Chavril is the Most Chavril in Their New Music Video

The official stance of this website with regards to Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger's song "Let Me Go" has already been declared. That doesn't mean, however, that we weren't open to whatever moving tribute to love they were planning to display in its music video. Well, it's here now and if "Let Me Go" is to be taken at… » 10/15/13 5:00pm 10/15/13 5:00pm

Hot: Jax Teller Might Be Christian Grey in the Fifty Shades Movie

Supposedly Sons of Anarchy actor Charlie Hunnam is now Universal's first choice to play Christian Grey in Fifty Shades of Grey. Generally speaking, casting rumors are no fun — unless they involve a really hot person whose .gif you can blow up to four times its size and share on the Internet. You're welcome. » 8/21/13 9:00am 8/21/13 9:00am

Jay-Z Calls Twerk Enthusiast Miley Cyrus ‘Old World's Worst Nightmare’

During a charmingly goofy Twitter Q&A in which the world learned that Jay-Z had a childhood love affair with Captain Crunch with Crunch Berries, Hova was asked about some lyrics from his song "Somewhere In America" off Magna Carta Holy Grail: "Feds still lurking, They see I'm still putting work in/Cause somewhere in… » 7/09/13 9:00am 7/09/13 9:00am

Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger Marry, Forming Unholy Music Alliance

After a star-crossed engagement with Brody Jenner back in the infancy of this current decade, Avril Lavigne has finally married...Chad Kroeger, the dude from Nickelback. That's right, North America — our pop stars are growing up and marrying members of the jock rock bands that have singlehandedly kept the Now That's… » 6/30/13 11:30am 6/30/13 11:30am

Marilyn Manson's Paris Jackson Tribute: Faux-Cutting Wrists Onstage

At a concert last night at L.A.'s Gibson Ampitheatre, Marilyn Manson paid what was intended to be a tribute to Paris Jackson — whose attempted suicide earlier this week may have been due to being forbidden to attend the show — by dedicating his song "Disposable Teens" to her. Then he held a knife to his arms and mimed… » 6/08/13 11:30am 6/08/13 11:30am

Beyonce Ate a Tuna, So Let's All Speculate About Her Barren Womb!

I mean, I like Blue Ivy and everything—she's super welcome at my birthday karaoke—but I seriously do not get the appeal of obsessive celebrity womb-sleuthing. Like, you guys, Beyonce either has another adorable mini-muffin Easy-Baking in her diamond-encrusted Jacob the Jeweler mommy-oven, or she doesn't. And either… » 5/22/13 8:00pm 5/22/13 8:00pm

Rihanna Sues Topshop for Selling Bootleg Rihanna T-Shirts

Rihanna has filed a $5 million lawsuit against Topshop for using images of her on T-shirts without her consent. Apparently Team Ri-Ri tried to negotiate with Topshop for the last eight months — and spent at least $1 million on litigation — but they offered her a measly $5,000 and told her to do her damndest, says a… » 5/17/13 9:00am 5/17/13 9:00am

It's Time We Gave Avril Lavigne an Intervention

"Why the hell would I watch an Avril Lavigne video right now," you might be asking and fair enough though, please, I'm asking you to bear with me because I think we have an intervention on our hands. It's time we all sit down with Avril in the name of sisterhood and have a frank discussion on what it means to be a… » 5/09/13 7:00pm 5/09/13 7:00pm

The One Hot Guy on Girls Quits Because He Can't Stand Lena Dunham

Say goodbye to sadsacky-turned-sexier Zuckerbergian Charlie, Marnie's (Allison Williams') chewtoy on Girls (have you guys even heard of this show? Because like NOBODY talks about it). Actor Christopher Abbott and the Prince mustache he sports in his downtime have "abruptly" departed from the HBO show shortly after … » 4/04/13 9:00am 4/04/13 9:00am

Whoops, Jessica Simpson Accidentally Got Pregnant Again

In the immortal words of the classic holiday song: Oh, the weather outside is frightful, but Jessica Simpson is pregnant. It's been seven months and at least 109 headlines since the birth of Maxwell Drew and Simpson's subsequent public struggle to drop the baby weight/become a momshell/shed her human form/whatever… » 11/28/12 9:00am 11/28/12 9:00am

Elizabeth Taylor Had a Threesome With JFK and Another Dude in a Pool

In the age of designer drugs and Twitter and cell phone pictures of celebrities grinding with each other to music composed almost entirely of beeps, there's something classy about an old-school Hollywood scandal. Even Lindsay Lohan's sordid exploits can't match those of Elizabeth Taylor, whom Lohan depicts in the… » 10/11/12 9:00am 10/11/12 9:00am

Guess Which Celebrity Chef Is Already Booked To Make Brangelina's…

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have hired my mom's pretend (but serious pretend) boyfriend Jamie Oliver to come to their Surrey estate to cook them Christmas dinner. Pitt and Oliver have been buddies since the Jennifer Aniston days. The British chef has tried to give him cooking lessons before, but he's "useless in the… » 9/26/12 9:00am 9/26/12 9:00am