Surfer Fights Off Shark By Punching It

On Sunday evening, Australian surfer Mick Fanning was attacked by a shark on live television while competing in an event in the 2015 Samsung Galaxy World Surf League Championship Tour in South Africa. Fanning kept his cool long enough to remember how to fend off such an attack: start throwing punches.
"Housework Makes British Men More Attractive"
"Swedes and Norwegians topped the table while Australian men – stereotyped for their love of beer, sport, and the great outdoors – came in last... in terms of pulling their weight around the house." Hey, I beg to differ! [Telegraph]
Bitch Is The New Black
Elizabeth Wurtzel, author, rabblerouser, and law school student, has given an audio interview in which she talks about 9/11 ("I did think Iraq had attacked us"), substance use (she drinks wine but is off the Ritalin), television shows (Lost), books (If I Did It), the Hollywood studio system, and of course, Hillary…
More Proof That Aussies Love The Inter-Species Sex
Think the Jihadist Mickey Mouse is bad? Looks like the Australians had the lock on questionable Disney-inspired characters long before the Palestinians. Just marvel at this WWII-era poster of Disney's most lovable quacker, Donald Duck, pictured standing before a scantily-clad, prostate blonde and lamenting the fact…
