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Ultraprison!
09/29/09

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I think Paltrow should really address what organic gluten-free no-dye-no-fragrance tampons she uses in the next issue of GOOP. She owes it to us, her readers, to have the most peaceful period possible.

TELL ME WHAT TO DO, GWYNETH! I CAN'T DO THIS ALONE!
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♥ dosido☮
09/29/09

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I'm waiting for a celeb to promote the Diva Cup...or anything else that doesn't cost the highway robbery of bleached cotton twatular plugs and that won't contribute to toxic landfill waste.

I'm dreaming, huh?
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LaComtesse
09/29/09

@♥ dosido☮: Maybe when they design a Diva Cup that won’t make me walk bowlegged with a look of sheer pain on my face that will happen. To me, that thing looks like a frilly pink torture device. How is it even supposed to fit?! Maybe I have a super shallow vagina or something…
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Artemis47
09/29/09

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The silly tampon ads with blue liquid remind me of how much I love the ClearBlue Easy digital pregnancy test ads: "The most advanced piece of technology you will EVER pee on!"
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Ultraprison!
09/29/09

@Artemis47: My boyfriend said that until he was a teenager, he had NO IDEA what pads were for, since he only saw blue liquid get dumped on them in commercials (obviously, he has no sisters).

And yes, that pregnancy test ad is awesome. Although in some areas they had to tone it down and have the narrator say "the most advanced piece of technology you'll ever... well, you know."
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RyanB
09/29/09

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Ahhh! This is my work - we're the ad agency on the account. Get ready... more fun abounds ;)
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Scarion
09/29/09

@RyanB: Yea you. Tell your bosses the Jezzies luv the ad.
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RyanB
09/29/09

@Scarion: Dude I'm on it! This partnership is actually going to be pretty major. I'm so glad it's being well received. I can't wait for the rest to hit :)
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JerkoftheMonth
09/29/09

@RyanB: Awesome! But Don Draper would surely not approve.
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CherriSpryte
09/29/09

@RyanB: Wow congrats! This is a fantastic ad - levels above the drek usually used to sell products to women.
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thoughtthinker
09/29/09

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"Surely Gwyneth Paltrow uses some kind of pantyliners for her GOOP"

I just GOOPed my pants reading that.
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heliotrollop
09/29/09

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That is bloody awesome! I love it!

I also love that Serena's wearing white (says the 38-year-old woman who had to go home and change her skirt last Friday for lack of Tampax in the purse. Yeah. Good times.)
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linnyt is a walking cliché
09/29/09

@heliotrollop ... (fka phoebe.caulfield): white is so cliche. if you see a woman dressed in white, you know a tampon commercial is on deck.
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Scarion
09/29/09

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The Aunt Flo line really did make me LOL.
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thecameralovesyou
09/29/09

@Scarion: Me too. That lady is actually hilarious, which doesn't show in the usual "Mother Nature" spots! I loved this one. (Especially cause they actually mentioned blood. Imagine that!)
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Ailatan
09/29/09

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I want Coco's Cuchinis
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greengrey
09/29/09

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Maybe one day we can move past the "mysterious blue liquid" they use in pad commercials.
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CurtCole
09/29/09

@greengrey: If I have to sit through that, then I want boners in condom commercials. Fair trade.
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annebreal
09/29/09

@greengrey: Yes!! My jaw dropped a little bit when she even said the word "blood". Blood has no place in a tampon commercial! It's blue water, poured from test tubes, to demonstrate the amazing infinity teflon leak guard blahblah absorbancy!
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c'est fou mec
09/29/09

@greengrey: omg wait you mean when women have their periods actual blood comes out? ew, ill stick to the pretty blue liquid.
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greengrey
09/29/09

@annebreal: :GASP:
Considering the type of tampons I use, I now find "pearl clutcher" to be really funny.
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Ailatan
09/29/09

@annebreal: and when growing they turn into flowers, beautiful!
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CherriSpryte
09/29/09

@c'est fou mec: I was confused by this, actually, until I was about 9 years old.
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