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    Weeping Milan Model Gets No Sympathy From Jil Sander
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    Image of mariamariamaria mariamariamaria
    03/02/09

    In reply to Weeping Milan Model Gets No Sympathy From Jil Sander
    I must be getting tacky in my old age because I think the Marie Antoinette Laboutin's are pretty! As others have mentioned, I would get them if I won the lotto. Otherwise I'll just wait for the Nine West version of it.
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    Image of counterclockwise's using her promoting-power for good counterclockwise's using her promoting-power for good
    03/02/09

    In reply to Weeping Milan Model Gets No Sympathy From Jil Sander
    In Germany we don't care if you're crying, as long as you walk and you're crying!
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    counterclockwise's using her promoting-power for good was starred counterclockwise's using her promoting-power for good was unstarred
    Image of BoozeInMyBlood[had lost her password] BoozeInMyBlood[had lost her password]
    03/02/09

    @counterclockwise: and are thinner than Heidi Klum!
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    BoozeInMyBlood[had lost her password] was starred BoozeInMyBlood[had lost her password] was unstarred
    Image of counterclockwise's using her promoting-power for good counterclockwise's using her promoting-power for good
    03/02/09

    @BoozeInMyBlood[Formerly ForgetfulBitch]: Who is that? I'm sure nobody in Paris has heard about her. Claudia Schiffer hasn't heard about her!
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    counterclockwise's using her promoting-power for good was starred counterclockwise's using her promoting-power for good was unstarred
    Image of nessalicious nessalicious
    03/02/09

    In reply to Weeping Milan Model Gets No Sympathy From Jil Sander
    Those Louboutins are amazing! They have Marie Antoinette's head on for goodness sake! What's not to love???
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    Image of Liz11685 Liz11685
    03/02/09

    In reply to Weeping Milan Model Gets No Sympathy From Jil Sander
    I think the Marie Antoinette Louboutins are gorgeous, but $7000 for one pair of shoes??? Thats almost a year in rent!!
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    Image of Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka
    03/02/09

    @Liz11685: I think the price tag is tricking me into finding them attractive. I know all that haughty material on it is legit. Makes it 'spensive.


    If I were to see these chillin' in Bakers though, I would probably fall to the ground laughing. And then call my friends over to share in the giggling.

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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    03/02/09

    In reply to Weeping Milan Model Gets No Sympathy From Jil Sander
    "Do you want to smell like Halle Berry?"


    This is a trick question?

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    Image of cyclopticcupcake cyclopticcupcake
    03/02/09

    In reply to Weeping Milan Model Gets No Sympathy From Jil Sander
    has anyone seen the crocs YOU line...

    it's actually sort of hot:

    [shop.crocs.com]
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    Image of DangerMouse DangerMouse
    03/02/09

    @cyclopticcupcake: I am so confused!
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    Image of Jezebabe Jezebabe
    03/02/09

    In reply to Weeping Milan Model Gets No Sympathy From Jil Sander
    Anyone remember when Anand Jon was on ANTM? Anyone? It was during Eva's season, I believe.
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    Image of mariamariamaria mariamariamaria
    03/02/09

    @Jezebabe: I do! I kept telling the girls to RUN!
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    Image of Le Coucher d'Yvette Le Coucher d'Yvette
    03/02/09

    In reply to Weeping Milan Model Gets No Sympathy From Jil Sander
    Why can't I have H&M home items? Just because I don't live in Scandinavia doesn't mean I don't appreciate the ascetic.


    Of course, my pillows are probably to fat to hang out with the H&M ones.

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    Image of argle-bargle? or fou-ferraw? argle-bargle? or fou-ferraw?
    03/02/09

    In reply to Weeping Milan Model Gets No Sympathy From Jil Sander
    die, crocs! DIE!!!


    i'm sorry. i know they're comfy, but they've been an assault on our visual landscape for too long... also? has anyone else noticed parents and kids with matching crocs?! like, the whole family has ORANGE or something? *shudder*

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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    03/02/09

    In reply to Weeping Milan Model Gets No Sympathy From Jil Sander
    Zombie Moddle Sez: Will Walk for Brainz. No brainz in fashion???! I haz a sad.
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    BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was starred BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was unstarred
    Image of AuntieBee AuntieBee
    03/02/09

    In reply to Weeping Milan Model Gets No Sympathy From Jil Sander
    AuntieBee's Jealousy Haiku:


    Pretty crying bish,

    I get red and blotchy when

    My own tears spill out.

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    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    03/02/09

    In reply to Weeping Milan Model Gets No Sympathy From Jil Sander
    THERE'S NO CRYING IN MODDLEING!
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    hellosunshine was starred hellosunshine was unstarred
    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    03/02/09

    In reply to Weeping Milan Model Gets No Sympathy From Jil Sander
    Haute Couture Pricing Model:


    Price = Shoe + x%Crazee of Designer + (Page # Featured in American Vogue + Blessing by Anna) x Inches of Heel / Dow Jones Industrial Average - Would Posh Wear? x Ha Ha Fuck You Hobo Rubes

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    BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was starred BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was unstarred
    Image of nessalicious nessalicious
    03/02/09

    @BrutallyHonestZombies: Oh oh I actually know the formula! I worked at a designer!


    It's ummm


    Cost of material + Cost of labour + Overheads (shipping etc) + 100% = Trade price


    Trade price + 100% (or more) = Sale price

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    Image of pandorasmittens pandorasmittens
    03/02/09

    In reply to Weeping Milan Model Gets No Sympathy From Jil Sander
    If I won the lottery tomorrow, I would buy those shoes. I think they're lovely. The shots of women in lines with shoes, braying for signatures on footwear-signatures that will eventually wear off, or shoes that will eventually wear? Not my cup o' tea, though. I doubt the shoes will go unworn.
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    03/02/09

    In reply to Weeping Milan Model Gets No Sympathy From Jil Sander
    Aw, poor moddle. I hope she is okay.



    Also, I know I'm a very terrible person and this is not helping.

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    Image of Remedios Varo can't see no huevos. Remedios Varo can't see no huevos.
    03/02/09

    @tscheese: (in Tom Hanks' voice) THERE'S NO CRYING IN FASHION!
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    Remedios Varo can't see no huevos. was starred Remedios Varo can't see no huevos. was unstarred
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