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What Exactly Was The Dress Code At The Lakers Victory Party?
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marshmallory
06/19/09

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No one wore purple? This would be the perfect occasion to wear my favorite color! I'm disappointed, Hollywood.
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Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin)
06/19/09

@marshmallory wants to gobble and prance.: when I was 8 my AYSO soccer team colors were purple and gold, just like the Lakers! I was so excited, and our team name was Purple Poison, awesome! Sorry that was a personal tangent, but your comment made me reminisce :)
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argle-bargle? or fou-ferraw?
06/19/09

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is nicky hilton's dress from the GAP?! surely a sign of the impending apocalypse. or the recession.
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gherkinfiend
06/19/09

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This trend for exposed zips must die...they make perfectly nice garments look like rejects from a sewing class.
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hfree
06/19/09

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I like that Lisa Rinna is wearing a team color, that immediately takes to the top of the appropriate for the event list.

Now, what is up with this "Club Nokia" thing? Why is a Finnish company sponsoring a party space in LA? Is this an actual place or like a sponsored space at the Staples Center or something? (and yes, I know Nokia has international reach and all, it just seem odd. I would think it was kind of odd if it was "Club Coca Cola" or "Club Ford" as well)
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Aesop's Foibles. YES.
06/19/09

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Hm....Nobody's really wearing anything that screams "Sports Victory Party" to me. Maybe I'm silly, but I'd be wearing the Lakers colors applied to something fun and tacky. Or maybe I'd just paint my face yellow and purple. But then, I'm a hooligan. Also I hate the Lakers.

*ducks*
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maneki neko
06/19/09

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I'd say the dress code was "like you're going to the graduation party of that one cousin you don't know very well and you always thought was sort of annoying but your parents expect you to go anyway."
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Jezemale*
06/19/09

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Garcelle is so stunning.

She is definitely a beautiful hatian queen.

Ages so gracefully.
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TriedandTrue
06/19/09

@Jezemale*: But what is up with all the bruising on her legs? ouchy
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theruraljuror
06/19/09

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oh man, Nicky is rocking the Vena Cava dress from Gap that sold out in a day (and that I wanted sooo badly). Way to dress like the people Nicky!
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hippichx sez PEACE PLEASE
03/27/09

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don't get me wrong, but somewhere that last eighth of an inch of make up the real in reality tv was lost forever. do they wear that much when filming? i really wish they would show real people without make up. all the tweenies that look up to them should know what they really look like.
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morninggloria
03/27/09

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Here are some things I'd rather do besides hang out with Audrina:
1- My taxes
2- My mom's taxes
3- My boyfriend's taxes
4- Count the number of screws in a giant box
5- Lay on the ground and stare up at the ceiling
6- Hang out with the cast of LazyTown
7- Have a Pap smear
8- Spend a day hung over
9- Alphabetize files
10- Hold hands with Rush Limbaugh for 5 seconds.
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megnificent
03/27/09

@morninggloria: Re: #6 - Do you have issues with puppets, or Icelandic people?
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morninggloria
03/27/09

@megnificent: That show gives me night terrors.
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Calraigh
03/27/09

@morninggloria: COTD?

I know it's early but jesus christ am I rolling around the place now, laughing my ass off.

ROFLMAO DOESN'T HAVE SAME POTENCY OK.
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Samanthrax
03/27/09

@morninggloria: OMG I love it.

+ Watch video

YEAH!

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Samanthrax
03/27/09

@Samanthrax: Whoa, I have never watched that whole thing, and it is pretty offensive. Not safe for work or life.
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TheGuvnah
03/27/09

@morninggloria:

11. Give Miley Cyrus an Oscar

12. Give Britney Spears an Oscar

13. Nuzzle Joaquin Pheonix's beard

14. Work for Vanessa and Kobe Bryant

15. Twitter for Courtney Love
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MarissaExplainsItAll
03/27/09

@morninggloria:
16) Spend the day discussing women's issues w/ Michelle Bachmann
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tscheese
03/27/09

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Those are not actual human eyelashes, are they? I am MYSTIFIED by this kind of intense makeup. How long does this take to put on? How many layers are there? God, for "fancy" events all I do is concealer, eyeshadow, and mascara. I know this is not a witty, funny, interesting, enlightening, or even necessarily topical comment to add in a Snap Judgment thread (I'll visit the Flying Spaghetti Monster later and work out my penance) but what in the WORLD goes into all this? There is literally MILLIMETERS of makeup on her face.

(And I know it's not her fault - it's probably for a shoot or filming.)
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Samanthrax
03/27/09

@tscheese: I do makeup like this when I go out, and it takes about 20 minutes.

Foundation, concealer, powder, blush, a primer for my eyeshadow, eyeshadow, eyeliner, eyelashes, mascara, eyebrow pencil. And sometimes glitter.
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gold_gato
03/27/09

@Samanthrax: I luuuuv playing with makeup :)
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Chamalla,barren crone
03/27/09

@tscheese: The only idea I can compute is that the make-up is in the can. Like that make-up shotgun Homer made on the Simpsons, but with CFCs instead of gun powder.
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special_boots
03/27/09

@Chamalla will work for food.: Yes, my guess would be that it's spray on "airbrush" foundation. That shit's expensive.
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rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny
03/27/09

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Let's see if she notices that we've switched her regular hair spray with mace. (Warning, do not do this IRL).
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Aesop's Foibles. YES.
03/27/09

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JustinBobby: "What do you think?"
Audrina: "What do *you* think?"

JustinBobby: "I don't know."
Audrina: "Me neither."

JustinBobby: "It's so nice to be here without your friends in your ear all the time. It's just you and me."
Audrina: "..stares, blinks..."

And this is TV gold!! Seriously, if you look up "Vapid" in the dictionary, her pretty face is pictured. She is pretty, too, but damn. What goes on in that head? Is it like on the Simpsons, when Marge asked Homer what he was thinking and it turned out to be an ostrich riding a bicycle?
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Trulymadlyme
03/27/09

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Looks like Covergirl is finally going to start selling its "Dead Eye" mascara line.
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BessieMaeMucho
03/27/09

@trulymadlyme: I was just thinking, jeez, are the 90's back in makeup, too? Ugh. I was in high school for the whole Urban Decay thing and I'd rather not go back there.
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Trulymadlyme
03/27/09

@BessieMaeMucho: Well, Covergirl is just competing with Revlon's "Zombie" line, which is exclusively being sold at Claire's.
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tscheese
03/27/09

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Please, please, please don't tell me that the latest celeb/fashion trend is to walk around with a giant blurry Axe bottle on ones' nose.

I'm still trying to recover from skinny jeans.
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dreamweave
03/27/09

@tscheese: I tried on a pair of skinny jeans AGAIN the other day. I can't explain why! I think they are awful, and sweet jesus camel-toe-thighs-in-love is not a good look for me. But it's like somehow my psyche has been tricked into thinking that if I keep trying them on, one day I will look in the mirror and see a 6' 25 year-old with 15" thighs staring back at me....
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gold_gato
03/27/09

@tscheese: girl I am rockin skinny jeans AS WE TYPE!! bwhaha!
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lolobentley
03/27/09

@dreamweave: You just have to find the right pair. I don't know why everyone hates the skinny jeans so much. I have multiple pairs but my favorite is made by it! jeans and you can get in the BP section of Nordstroms. They are like the most universally flattering jeans ever. I know at least 5 other people with all different body types that have them. They're a super dark rinse which is flattering and they're sort of long but it works with the skinny. You can wear them with heels or with flats where they sort of bunch at the bottom. I love them so much I bought extras. Also Jolt makes a great pair that comes in all kinds of fun colors. I just got the normal denim color and black but they're super soft and forgiving. Don't give up on skinny jeans!
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cupcakefauxpaws
03/27/09

@lolobentley:I'm probably too late to the party, but I've always wondered this: Are skinny jeans different from a straight cut w/slim fit? I take it they're even more close-fitting than these?
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