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    Image of WizardDentist WizardDentist
    12/11/09

    In reply to Emma Stone Returns to Twitter; Margaret Cho Prowls For Bears
    Donnie Wahlberg used to be at the epicenter of my childhood fantasies. Now I find him reach-for-my-pepper-spray creepy.
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    Image of Annabellie Annabellie
    12/11/09

    In reply to Emma Stone Returns to Twitter; Margaret Cho Prowls For Bears
    You know what bothers me more than the wedding picture as profile pic? The baby picture as profile pic. Seriously, I suddenly feel like all of my old high school friends have been replace by 18 month olds.
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    12/11/09

    @Annabellie: Several of my high school friends have been replaced by dogs.
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    12/11/09

    @RisaPlata: I will confess to occasionally doing the dog profile pic. But it's a dog in sunglasses! Or staring at a laptop screen!
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    12/11/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): Plus, your puppeh is awesome.
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    12/11/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): The word "occasionally" leads me to believe that you at least swap out the pictures on a semi-regular basis, and therefore I approve. (There might also be a bit of bitterness because I can't use a cat picture as my profile, because the taunting would never end.)
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    12/11/09

    @RisaPlata: Very true, I do swap it out frequently. I think I've only used 3 puppeh avatars in the past year. It's usually a picture of me, the Yankees logo, or, uh, once in a while Ewan McGregor.
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    Image of kookla kookla
    12/11/09

    @Annabellie: I use my 5th grade picture. But it's only because I'm perpetually a tweenager.
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    Image of Antrack Antrack
    12/11/09

    @Annabellie: How long is okay to use the wedding profile picture, because it's just such a good picture... It's the only time I've ever had my hair and makeup professionally done... Does it make it better that my husband isn't in it?

    ...Okay, okay, I'll switch it out.
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    Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole promoted this comment Antrack was starred Antrack was unstarred
    Image of brunchenthusiast brunchenthusiast
    12/11/09

    @Annabellie: I peaked around 4, so people get a better impression from a baby picture than a current one
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    12/11/09

    @Annabellie: Me, I'm a banana. Which no one has ever questioned, by the way.
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    12/11/09

    @Annabellie: I had several friends do weekly updated pics of their growing bellies (and the finale sad empty womb shot).
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    Hiroine Protagonist promoted this comment WizardDentist was starred WizardDentist was unstarred
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    12/11/09

    @Annabellie: There was a similar post to this on STFU, Parents. The guy was complaining that he looked like a pedophile since he was friends with a bunch of toddlers.
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    Image of Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole
    12/12/09

    @Antrack: I love my wedding pictures too. F the haters!
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    Image of kookoocachaw kookoocachaw
    12/11/09

    In reply to Emma Stone Returns to Twitter; Margaret Cho Prowls For Bears
    Oh Official Audrina. It's like you're still 13.
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    12/11/09

    @kookoocachaw: That's exactly what I thought when I saw that tweet. "And how old are you again Audrina???"
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    12/11/09

    In reply to Emma Stone Returns to Twitter; Margaret Cho Prowls For Bears
    I am unsure why Emmy Rossum put "butt scan" in quotation marks. Or why it took her 90 minutes to decide not to do it. Who stands at a copier for 90 minutes?
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    12/11/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): Maybe she had a lot to photocopy and while she was photocopying she was all "Hey, I should do a butt scan, the kind with quotation marks around it."

    But really, doesn't she have underlings to do her 90 minutes worth of photocopying for her?
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    12/12/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): Maybe she got high with her Counting Crows boyfriend, then went to the library, and zoned out in front of the copier.
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    Image of pesematology pesematology
    12/09/09

    In reply to Jess Is "Smitten" With Billy Corgan; Viggo Warns Palin's "Not Going Away"
    Nice to know that being six feet tall makes you immune to weight gain?
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    Image of pinkcrickets pinkcrickets
    12/09/09

    In reply to Jess Is "Smitten" With Billy Corgan; Viggo Warns Palin's "Not Going Away"
    Well said, Viggo! You just got sexier.
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    12/09/09

    @pinkcrickets: My thoughts exactly. Hott and thoughtful!
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    12/09/09

    In reply to Jess Is "Smitten" With Billy Corgan; Viggo Warns Palin's "Not Going Away"
    Oh man. I always wondered what it was Charlton Heston felt like at the end of "Planet of The Apes."

    After reading that item about Jessica Simpson and Billy Corrigan, now I know.
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    12/08/09

    In reply to Jess Is "Smitten" With Billy Corgan; Viggo Warns Palin's "Not Going Away"
    I think its hugely ironic that the Democrats are still so focused on Sarah Palin while Obama's approval rating just dropped below 50% for the first time. Some charismatic Republican is going to charge out of nowhere and turn Obama into a one term president if they don't turn their focus back to getting their own house in order.

    I'm a lifelong Democrat but I suspect Romney could win the next election....with Michelle Bachman as vice prsident! (Only kidding about the Bachman part...I think)
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    Image of Eleanor Ramilly Eleanor Ramilly
    12/08/09

    In reply to Jess Is "Smitten" With Billy Corgan; Viggo Warns Palin's "Not Going Away"
    Jessica's friends have the problem? No. I have the problem.
    Attack me if you want for gettin' all serious about this... but Billy Corgan cannot date Jessica Simpson. He cannot, or worlds will explode and nothing- nothing, ladies and gentlemen, makes sense.
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    Image of Wonder4A Wonder4A
    12/09/09

    @Eleanor Ramilly: No one will attack you for getting serious. This IS serious. My brain just exploded. I'm pretty sure the universe should be collapsing on itself momentarily. Say goodbye to your loved ones.
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    Image of WagaMama WagaMama
    12/09/09

    @Eleanor Ramilly: Please, he just finished dating some weather girl here in L.A. (Her name's Jackie Johnson if you want to Google her.) He seems like one of those sensitive, arty guys who secretly yearns to nail the prom queen, honestly.
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    Image of kildavimes kildavimes
    12/09/09

    @Eleanor Ramilly: Thank you for saying this. i was dumb-struck. I know i shouldn't be that bitchy, but REALLY???? Billy Corgan?!! (that thud you hear is my teenhood idol cracking.....
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    Image of John Thompson John Thompson
    12/09/09

    @kildavimes: You weren't around when he was dating Tila Tequila? Or Sasha Grey? Those things happened.

    Sasha Grey was way too good for him, in my opinion.
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    12/09/09

    @John Thompson: *plugs ears* lalala.. can't hear you..
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    Image of jcb820 jcb820
    12/08/09

    In reply to Jess Is "Smitten" With Billy Corgan; Viggo Warns Palin's "Not Going Away"
    Sigh, Viggo. Smart+well-informed+multi-lingual+cheekbones= welcome to my fantasy land.
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    Image of 5ft of fury 5ft of fury
    12/08/09

    @jcb820: A Viggo and Rachel Maddow's political commentary show= 5ft of fury's panty soaking polisci porn. This needs to happen people.
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    sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) promoted this comment Edited by 5ft of fury at 12/08/09 11:17 PM 5ft of fury was starred 5ft of fury was unstarred
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    12/09/09

    @5ft of fury: Brilliant. Someone needs to make this happen stat!
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    Image of Kayleigh R. Carter Kayleigh R. Carter
    12/08/09

    In reply to Jess Is "Smitten" With Billy Corgan; Viggo Warns Palin's "Not Going Away"
    You know what? You know what? Fuck these people who are tired of Jessica because she's had too many boyfriends. Oops! I forgot women were supposed to be sad and lonely for years and years after a breakup and then maybe, if we're lucky, meet another man who would have us because he's so kind.

    A women isn't allowed to be excited about a man who treats her right? Jesus, fuck, that.
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    Image of AndPreciousLittleofThat AndPreciousLittleofThat
    12/09/09

    @Kayleigh R. Carter: I hear you, but my take isn't that Jessica Simpson is some sort of spinster type to be pitied.

    But if you put my exes in a room together, they'd have things in common to talk about. I don't think that Tony Romo and (I'm just forecasting here) Billy Corrigan have all that much in common.

    Point being, Ms. Simpson is going a bit Zelig-like here, popping up in increasingly improbable places with increasingly improbable people.
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    Image of Kayleigh R. Carter Kayleigh R. Carter
    12/09/09

    @AndPreciousLittleofThat: Yeah I still don't get it.

    So your saying, if she has to have another boyfriend, she should have the decency to fall for the same men with the same hobbies who have similar personalities, who have shown to be incompatible, like the rest of us women, otherwise why should we care?

    Naw, she doesn't need to be kept in her place. There is nothing odd, unsettling or noteworthy about a women who attracts men of all backgrounds.
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    Image of madeofawesome madeofawesome
    12/08/09

    In reply to Jess Is "Smitten" With Billy Corgan; Viggo Warns Palin's "Not Going Away"
    No wonder Jess has such a hard time keeping her shiz together. Her friends are bishes.
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    Sophie needs to study...damn promoted this comment madeofawesome was starred madeofawesome was unstarred
    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    12/08/09

    In reply to Jess Is "Smitten" With Billy Corgan; Viggo Warns Palin's "Not Going Away"
    No, Dennis, I don't expect you to do it because I barely remember who you are.
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    Image of DinosaurDanceParty DinosaurDanceParty
    12/08/09

    In reply to Jess Is "Smitten" With Billy Corgan; Viggo Warns Palin's "Not Going Away"
    I don't really follow Russell Brand but everything I read that he says kind of annoys me. Like he is thinking maaaannn am I OUTRAGEOUS! My girlfriend's parent's are preachers, WHAT COULD GO WRONG?! Because I am cranky and serious this annoys me.
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    Sophie needs to study...damn promoted this comment DinosaurDanceParty was starred DinosaurDanceParty was unstarred
    Image of Snacky_Onassis Snacky_Onassis
    12/08/09

    In reply to Jess Is "Smitten" With Billy Corgan; Viggo Warns Palin's "Not Going Away"
    Call me when Jessica Simpson is dating Adam Green... Until then, yawn.
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    sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) promoted this comment Snacky_Onassis was starred Snacky_Onassis was unstarred
    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    12/08/09

    @Snacky_Onassis: I think I would have a heart attack if Adam Green dated Jessica Simpson.
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