Life is good when you're the grandchild of a very famous person. It's even better when that very famous person happens to be Audrey Hepburn and you've inherited her cheekbones.

Today's Google doodle celebrates the 85th birthday of Audrey Hepburn (1929-1993), one of the most iconic celebrities of the 20th century. The EGOT actress, humanitarian, fashion darling, and general beautiful person is probably the one woman with a legacy strong enough to withstand consistently having all those…

Everyone can relax about their faces and bodies because if Audrey Hepburn didn't think she was gorgeous, we can all just give the fuck up.

Oh no: I see dead people. Specifically, Audrey Hepburn, who has been reanimated thanks to CGI and body double tricks, forced to ride a bus and eat Galaxy brand chocolate in this UK commercial. Advertising is supposed to be attention-grabbing, and this is, but only because her face is sooo uncanny valley real doll,…

The Ryan Lochte/Prince Harry Vegas bacchanal news continues, now with additional cavorting! Undoubtedly under the spell of jeah, England's prodigal son Harry played a game of strip pool in Las Vegas that ended with him butt-naked, freaking with the girl next door (see above), and Wales lawyers were undoubtedly like,…

While the invention of Photoshop allowed the distortion of celebrity photos to continually reach new heights, stars' images were altered for decades before computers were even invented. For example, this never-before-seen Breakfast At Tiffany's publicity photo from a new book by Sarah Gristwood shows where the…

A set of never-used German stamps featuring Audrey Hepburn were sold at auction yesterday for $600,000. The proceeds will benefit UNICEF Germany And the Audrey Hepburn Children's Fund, which educates children in sub-Saharan Africa. [AP]

• American Apparel can add an investor lawsuit to its list of troubles. They allege that Dov Charney has misled them and mismanaged the company. [PRLog]
• Meanwhile, analysts predict the overextended chain will close many of its unprofitable, redundant stores. [Crain's]

"I find Audrey Hepburn fantastically twee...she can't sing and she can't really act, I'm afraid."-Emma Thompson, on Audrey Hepburn [DailyMail]

A new book blames Audrey Hepburn for SATC2. Okay? Sort of?

In a poll, the guys chose Ursula Andress and the ladies picked Audrey Hepburn as number ones. There are lots of hooker roles on both lists: Maybe because that's what actresses usually get offered? [Telegraph]

• Laura Ingraham is auctioning Sarah Palin's fleece from her Going Rogue cover. Let's take up a collection and shoot a real Going Vogue. [Facebook]
• Givenchy was the winning bidder for Audrey Hepburn's How To Steal A Million LBD. [WWD]

• Gisele Bundchen has given birth to a baby boy. Husband Tom Brady has a two-year-old son with actress Bridget Moynihan. [People]
• A Chantilly lace LBD worn by Audrey Hepburn in How To Steal A Million sold for $97,000. [AP]

• Robert Pattinson took Kristen Stewart to a "secret" dinner with his parents. So secret that this Britloid knows about it!

• Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have designed a fine jewelry collection for Asprey, which goes on sale this week. The line, themed around snakes and called "The Protector," starts at $525; all proceeds go to support Jolie's children's charity. [WWD]

• Jessica Simpson and Gerard Butler: DATING! Well, they went to dinner, and they were at a table with friends; but they were talking laughing and flirting, so clearly, it's on. [Page Six]

• Stephanie Seymour's divorce from Peter Brant is getting even uglier. After police were called to the couple's home following Seymour's complaint that Brant's security assaulted her, Brant has accused the model of drug use and is seeking sole child custody:

• Lady Gaga, in a show of uncharacteristic sartorial restraint, wore a chiffon-and-human-hair Holly Russell dress that more or less covered her legs to an awards show. She thanked her publicist. [WWD]

[Sydney, August 17. Image via Getty]