Everyone can relax about their faces and bodies because if Audrey Hepburn didn't think she was gorgeous, we can all just give the fuck up.

Oh no: I see dead people. Specifically, Audrey Hepburn, who has been reanimated thanks to CGI and body double tricks, forced to ride a bus and eat Galaxy brand chocolate in this UK commercial. Advertising is supposed to be attention-grabbing, and this is, but only because her face is sooo uncanny valley real doll,…

The Ryan Lochte/Prince Harry Vegas bacchanal news continues, now with additional cavorting! Undoubtedly under the spell of jeah, England's prodigal son Harry played a game of strip pool in Las Vegas that ended with him butt-naked, freaking with the girl next door (see above), and Wales lawyers were undoubtedly like,…

While the invention of Photoshop allowed the distortion of celebrity photos to continually reach new heights, stars' images were altered for decades before computers were even invented. For example, this never-before-seen Breakfast At Tiffany's publicity photo from a new book by Sarah Gristwood shows where the…

A set of never-used German stamps featuring Audrey Hepburn were sold at auction yesterday for $600,000. The proceeds will benefit UNICEF Germany And the Audrey Hepburn Children's Fund, which educates children in sub-Saharan Africa. [AP]

• American Apparel can add an investor lawsuit to its list of troubles. They allege that Dov Charney has misled them and mismanaged the company. [PRLog]
• Meanwhile, analysts predict the overextended chain will close many of its unprofitable, redundant stores. [Crain's]

"I find Audrey Hepburn fantastically twee...she can't sing and she can't really act, I'm afraid."-Emma Thompson, on Audrey Hepburn [DailyMail]

A new book blames Audrey Hepburn for SATC2. Okay? Sort of?

In a poll, the guys chose Ursula Andress and the ladies picked Audrey Hepburn as number ones. There are lots of hooker roles on both lists: Maybe because that's what actresses usually get offered? [Telegraph]

• Laura Ingraham is auctioning Sarah Palin's fleece from her Going Rogue cover. Let's take up a collection and shoot a real Going Vogue. [Facebook]
• Givenchy was the winning bidder for Audrey Hepburn's How To Steal A Million LBD. [WWD]