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    Lost At Sea
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    Image of velvet.fistfull of love velvet.fistfull of love
    12/03/08

    In reply to Lost At Sea
    I might be humorless because all I can think about are the whales and other creatures who might mistakenly try and snack on a boob.
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    Image of Hana Maru Hana Maru
    12/03/08

    @velvet.fistfull of love: Yeah, that was my bonerkilling thought, too. Those things are going to kill a lot of marine animals.
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    Image of Grim Reaper of the Forest Grim Reaper of the Forest
    12/03/08

    In reply to Lost At Sea
    Mommie, look, I found some new water wings!
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    Image of LatestBy LatestBy
    12/03/08

    In reply to Lost At Sea
    ...those aren't bouys!"
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    12/03/08

    In reply to Lost At Sea
    Reminds me (like so many things) of a Simpsons episode:


    Sea Cap'n McAllister: Arr, matey. Nary a warning light to be seen. 'Tis clear sailing ahead for our precious cargo.

    Sailor: Uh, would that be the hot pants, sir?

    McAllister: Aye, the hot pants.


    Meanwhile, the ship has missed the lighthouse, but has run aground on some other rocks, tossing the precious cargo into the water. Chief Wiggum and a crowd of others examine the flotsam.


    Wiggum: Look at all them hot pants.

    Lenny: Hey, who likes short shorts?

    Crowd: [chanting] We like short shorts!

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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    12/03/08

    @2pint: YES! I was thinking about the hot pants thing too.
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    Image of Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni! Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni!
    12/03/08

    @2pint:


    The sea captain has a last name? This, I did not know.

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    Image of hearmeroar hearmeroar
    12/03/08

    In reply to Lost At Sea
    I want to see them incorporate this into the new season of Lost. Which can't come bloody fast enough, btw.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    12/03/08

    @hearmeroar: I can't wait for LOST!


    Maybe the island is just a huge inflatable boob?

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    Image of ilikenoise ilikenoise
    12/03/08

    In reply to Lost At Sea
    [uk]



    + Watch video
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    Image of Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni! Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni!
    12/03/08

    @ilikenoise: Russell Brand until I die.:


    Golden!

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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    12/03/08

    In reply to Lost At Sea
    With any luck, they'll end up on MILF Island.
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    Image of GeorgeFayne GeorgeFayne
    12/03/08

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god.prepares.to.welcome.a.boy.ovumlord: Bish plz, like Deborah needs any help.
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    Image of CrankyOldBroad CrankyOldBroad
    12/03/08

    In reply to Lost At Sea
    Somewhere off the coast of Africa, the pirates don't know whether to stand at attention or cry in their grog.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    12/03/08

    In reply to Lost At Sea
    The inflatable boobs will be fine. They know how to do the breast stroke.
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    Image of Shamrockette Shamrockette
    12/03/08

    @BabyJane: HA!


    Brilliant. =)

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    Image of Brigit Brigit
    12/03/08

    @BabyJane: Iced tea--> nostrils
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    12/03/08

    In reply to Lost At Sea
    "Arrrrrr.... I said I wanted 'booty'...."
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    Image of MissyMcCLung MissyMcCLung
    12/03/08

    @NefariousNewt: heee. giggling out loud at work.
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    Image of Shamrockette Shamrockette
    12/03/08

    In reply to Lost At Sea
    They can always be used as flotation devices...
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    12/03/08

    @Shamrockette: Unfortunately this comes 95 years too late for Jack Dawson.
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    Image of cuteasabutton cuteasabutton
    12/03/08

    In reply to Lost At Sea
    Yeah it was me. Your local Jezebel Pirate, trying to stop delivery of fake boobs to a bunch of, er boobs.
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    Image of Shamrockette Shamrockette
    12/03/08

    @Cuteasabutton...does not suffer fools gladly.: You mean the boobies?


    The birds, I mean...

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    Image of ilikenoise ilikenoise
    12/03/08

    @Cuteasabutton...does not suffer fools gladly.: Apropos of nowt- but on Sunday, when leaving the LDN after the meet up I saw this [www.monsoon.co.uk]
    and could not believe it. I don't know if you have already seen it- but you have to get it!!!
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    12/03/08

    In reply to Lost At Sea
    Tits ahoy!
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    Image of MeganGlass 就是一个古代的三明治 MeganGlass 就是一个古代的三明治
    12/03/08

    In reply to Lost At Sea
    Maybe they'll wash up on some deserted island, and some castaways can make a titty raft and paddle back to civilization.
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    Image of andonthatnote, JOC andonthatnote, JOC
    12/03/08

    @MeganGlass: "titty raft." *snortle*
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    Image of taranwanderer taranwanderer
    12/03/08

    @MeganGlass: That would be amazing.
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    12/03/08

    In reply to Lost At Sea
    How many horny idiots are going to drown trying to retrieve these things?
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