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    Terrence Howard's PSA For Bathroom Etiquette

    Dear Terrence Howard: Flushing Baby Wipes? Also "A Very Serious Problem"
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    Image of AllieCaulfield AllieCaulfield
    09/22/09

    In reply to Terrence Howard's PSA For Bathroom Etiquette
    Well, I agree w/ him on the baby wipes subject. My mother taught me about baby wipes when I was growing up & I'm surprised when other people don't keep them in the bathroom. Would you wipe a baby's bum w/ dry toilet paper or a wet wipe? It ain't astrophysics, folks.

    Back to Terrence Howard: I sensed that he was an odd duck ever since Hustle & Flow & Crash. Anyone else recall Terrence going on countless chat shows w/ countless stories about his family being victims of racism? It was so bizarre.
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    Image of spekkle spekkle
    09/22/09

    @AllieCaulfield: re: baby's bum w/ dry toilet paper or a wet wipe.

    I don't poo in my pants and sit in it.
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    Image of AllieCaulfield AllieCaulfield
    09/22/09

    @spekkle:
    We're all thrilled for you, but there are many people who don't practice good hygiene & I usually get stuck w/ them on an elevator.
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    Sophie needs to study...damn promoted this comment AllieCaulfield was starred AllieCaulfield was unstarred
    Image of LolaQuinn is full of beans LolaQuinn is full of beans
    09/22/09

    In reply to Terrence Howard's PSA For Bathroom Etiquette
    Hmmm. Anyone see that episode of Obsessed where the woman was afraid of having bowel movements, so she used a toothbrush to scrub her asshole clean, but she did it until she bled and twice she had to get two blood transfusions because of it?

    Just sayin', TERRENCE HOWARD.
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    Image of sassyredhead sassyredhead
    09/22/09

    @LolaQuinn is full of beans: This is the episode that sucked me in, led me to Hoarders and has made my Monday nights fascinating.
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    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    09/22/09

    In reply to Terrence Howard's PSA For Bathroom Etiquette
    If that's a joke, then surely this is, too:
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    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    09/22/09


    @Mary McCarthyite: And this:
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    Image of boobookitteh boobookitteh
    09/22/09

    @Mary McCarthyite: What? All my eggs have a jaunty cap and a smile!
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    Image of hydrogen_jukebox hydrogen_jukebox
    09/22/09

    @Mary McCarthyite: Haha!

    1. what does heartbeat have to do with facial expression?

    2. Any "information" written in Comic Sans is immediately unreliable.
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    Image of boobookitteh boobookitteh
    09/22/09

    @hydrogen_jukebox: also - babies don't really'smile' until they're about 2 months old so why would a fetus smile?

    Why am I trying to make sense of this?
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    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    09/22/09

    @hydrogen_jukebox: Yeah: the word "Comic" says it all.
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    Image of EndangeredRed EndangeredRed
    09/22/09

    @Mary McCarthyite: This billboard faces the waiting room window of the Planned Parenthood I go to.
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    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    09/22/09

    @EndangeredRed: Coincidence? I think not.
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    Image of EndangeredRed EndangeredRed
    09/22/09

    @Mary McCarthyite: Not remotely. It's just so manipulative and mean, I hate it. I actually know one of the people on the board of the local Pregnancy Center, and he was very proud of their genius plan to put that billboard there.
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    Image of boxspelunker boxspelunker
    09/22/09

    @Mary McCarthyite: This reminds me of my favorite abortion joke ever:

    My sister and I were driving down the highway and we passed a sign that said, "Abortion! It's a Black and White Issue!"

    ...but the photo was in grayscale.

    AHAHAHAHA.
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    Image of Everything MidnightBikeRide does is a balloon. Everything MidnightBikeRide does is a balloon.
    09/22/09

    @Mary McCarthyite: There used to be a billboard near my house that was just a white background with the word "FETUS" in 10-foot bold black type. I cracked up every time I drove past. That one must have been a parody.
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    Image of hydrogen_jukebox hydrogen_jukebox
    09/22/09

    In reply to Terrence Howard's PSA For Bathroom Etiquette
    This has to be a joke. It's just too ironic.

    (Because who in their right mind would use six different unreadable fonts and flopped default gradients?)
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    Edited by hydrogen_jukebox at 09/22/09 1:35 PM hydrogen_jukebox was starred hydrogen_jukebox was unstarred
    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    09/22/09

    @hydrogen_jukebox: and the colours! who chose those colours? it looks so 80's tv guide.
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    Image of hfree hfree
    09/22/09

    @hydrogen_jukebox: And a photo that looks like it was taken on a cameraphone at a courthouse.
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    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    09/22/09

    @All: all of these elements combine to create AWESOME.
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    09/22/09

    @hydrogen_jukebox: =cough= Microsoft Publisher =cough=
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