Charlie Hunnam's Ass Really Pissed Off the Parents Television Council
Some people are not happy about seeing Charlie Hunnam's beautiful ass on their pristine television screens.
The New York Times Is Last to the Big Booty Party
Oh, hello New York Times, it's so nice of you to come! I've been wondering when you were going to show up. Unfortunately, the spinach artichoke dip is a bit cold and the champagne has gone flat. Most of the guests are pretty tired. I don't know if you heard, but the party started about 50 years ago.
Vogue Discovers Big Booties
Yesterday Vogue published an online article titled, "We're Officially in the Era of the Big Booty." Cue all the eye roll gifs please. The article is a shining example of something Vogue displays oh so well: intentional cluelessness and an utter disregard for diversity.
How to Talk To Your Butt About Nicki Minaj
Nicki Minaj's butt has been stealing the spotlight lately, and your butt may be feeling unappreciated and rather… low. Gazing upon all that bouncy buoyancy can make the average derrière feel downright diminished and deflated. Here's how to talk to your butt about Nicki Minaj.
Idea: Paint Your Butt Hole to Look Like a Flower
Bumhole Paint—used to paint "arsehole flowers" cast from real human rectums—was just one of the products "inspired by the latest trends in sexual enhancement" available at the Glastonbury Festival this year.
We Need To Talk About 'Butt Selfie Queen' Jen Selter
I tried to ignore this woman for as long as possible. I really did. The first time I heard the term "butt selfie" and later, "Queen of the Butt Selfie," I knew nothing but frustration and eyerolls would come from me learning more about either of those things. So I drew my mind far, far away from this human and her…
Sports Illustrated Celebrates 50th Anniversary With Ass-Centric Cover
Yes, we saw Barbie on the cover of Sports Illustrated, but it was just a promotional ad. Obviously SI wants real live flesh-and-boob ladies on the cover of the 50th anniversary issue. Here they are: Nina Agdal, Lily Aldridge and Chrissy Teigen. And while traditionally, Sports Illustrated covers showcase breasts, this…
Cosmo Begs For Pictures of Your Butt
The girl with the golden butt, newly anointed Instagram star Jen Selter, is stopping by CosmoLive today. In honor of her visit, the team at Cosmopolitan would like you to tweet them a picture of your posterior. Don't everybody rush the office bathroom mirror at once!
Queen of Bounce Big Freedia Unimpressed With Miley's Twerk Attempts
Big Freedia, New Orleans' own Bounce Queen, known for ass-centric song and dance (seen here in a clip from last year), is not happy with Miley Cyrus's antics, telling Fuse:
Butts Are Back: The Ass Is Having Another Pop Culture Moment
It's unclear if the ass ever really went away, but if it did, it's certainly back now. Ignoring the obvious Beats (formerly by Dre) pill product placement, the most notable thing about Robin Thicke's new Super Sexxxxy video for his song "Give It 2 U" featuring 2 Chainz and Kendrick Lamar is how much ass action there…
Flo Rida and Pitbull Are Stranded on an Island of Misfit Butts
Not content with dominating the airwaves separately with their inane-but-catchy music, Flo Rida and Pitbull have teamed up and released a video for their new song, "Can't Believe It." If you thought this tune would be about how they can't believe how lucky they are to be famous or they can't believe that world peace…
MTV Movie Awards Will Star Channing Tatum's Pecs and Rebel Wilson's Ass
The MTV Movie Awards are coming — and the hosts, adorable Aussie trash talker Rebel Wilson and handsome head-on-shoulders Channing Tatum, look like they have the potential to be thoroughly delightful. The sexual chemistry isn't as strong as it was between Fey and Poehler or MacFarlane and song-and-dance, but it's…
120 Hilarious Fitness Tips for Women From a Swole Bro
The world's foremost expert on glute training, Bret Contreras, has a snazzy new website. One of the articles to kick things off is his "120 Tips on Strength Training for Women." Cool, I'm a woman, and I want to get stronger; I hope there's some helpful tips for me! Just a heads up, my enthusiasm is false because it's…
Finally, the Ass-tastic Magic Mike Gifs You Were Waiting For
Praise be.
Congressman Apologizes For Being Appalled By Michelle Obama's Gargantuan Ass
Republican Wisconsin Congressman Jim Sensenbrenner was overheard yapping disparagingly about the size of the First Lady's backside, claiming that if Michelle Obama actually practiced what she preached regarding fitness and nutrition, her butt would be smaller. He's since apologized, but regardless of whether or not…
Chapstick Draws Fire For Poor Handling Of Butt Ad
A Chapstick ad featuring a woman's butt made some people unhappy. But when they followed Chapstick's instructions to "be heard" on Facebook, they found their comments deleted.
Schwarzenegger Extolled The Virtues Of The "Mulatto Ass"
Seems like as good a time as any to direct your attention to this '80s-era clip of a young Arnold Schwarzenegger enjoying what Brazil has to offer during Carnival. Sample quote: "After watching the mulattos shake it, I can absolutely understand why Brazil is totally devoted to my favorite body part: The ass."
Women Take Chicken Pills To Enhance Their Butts
After a woman's death from butt implant surgery gone awry, public attention has turned on the drive for a bigger butt, and the extreme measures (illegal injections, chicken-fattening pills) women use to get it.
Old Navy's Booty Reader Wants Pictures Of Your Ass
The folks at Old Navy swear that they've got the perfect jeans for your body shape. Hence: The "Booty Reader." Like the love child of Miss Cleo and Sir Mix-A-Lot, she likes big butts and she cannot lie.
Reebok Dismembers Women Again In EasyTone Ad
Compared to the montage of toned asses in this German commercial for Reebok EasyTones, the American "jealous boobs" commercial actually seems clever. Note to Reebok: If your customers don't have brains or hands, they can't reach into their wallets. [Copyranter]
