We Need To Talk About 'Butt Selfie Queen' Jen Selter

I tried to ignore this woman for as long as possible. I really did. The first time I heard the term "butt selfie" and later, "Queen of the Butt Selfie," I knew nothing but frustration and eyerolls would come from me learning more about either of those things. So I drew my mind far, far away from this human and her… » 4/15/14 5:15pm 4/15/14 5:15pm

Sports Illustrated Celebrates 50th Anniversary With Ass-Centric Cover

Yes, we saw Barbie on the cover of Sports Illustrated, but it was just a promotional ad. Obviously SI wants real live flesh-and-boob ladies on the cover of the 50th anniversary issue. Here they are: Nina Agdal, Lily Aldridge and Chrissy Teigen. And while traditionally, Sports Illustrated covers showcase breasts, this… » 2/14/14 10:50am 2/14/14 10:50am

Butts Are Back: The Ass Is Having Another Pop Culture Moment

It's unclear if the ass ever really went away, but if it did, it's certainly back now. Ignoring the obvious Beats (formerly by Dre) pill product placement, the most notable thing about Robin Thicke's new Super Sexxxxy video for his song "Give It 2 U" featuring 2 Chainz and Kendrick Lamar is how much ass action there… » 8/26/13 5:30pm 8/26/13 5:30pm

Flo Rida and Pitbull Are Stranded on an Island of Misfit Butts

Not content with dominating the airwaves separately with their inane-but-catchy music, Flo Rida and Pitbull have teamed up and released a video for their new song, "Can't Believe It." If you thought this tune would be about how they can't believe how lucky they are to be famous or they can't believe that world peace… » 7/29/13 2:30pm 7/29/13 2:30pm

MTV Movie Awards Will Star Channing Tatum's Pecs and Rebel Wilson's Ass

The MTV Movie Awards are coming — and the hosts, adorable Aussie trash talker Rebel Wilson and handsome head-on-shoulders Channing Tatum, look like they have the potential to be thoroughly delightful. The sexual chemistry isn't as strong as it was between Fey and Poehler or MacFarlane and song-and-dance, but it's… » 3/11/13 9:30pm 3/11/13 9:30pm

120 Hilarious Fitness Tips for Women From a Swole Bro

The world's foremost expert on glute training, Bret Contreras, has a snazzy new website. One of the articles to kick things off is his "120 Tips on Strength Training for Women." Cool, I'm a woman, and I want to get stronger; I hope there's some helpful tips for me! Just a heads up, my enthusiasm is false because it's… » 2/21/13 12:15pm 2/21/13 12:15pm

Congressman Apologizes For Being Appalled By Michelle Obama's…


Republican Wisconsin Congressman Jim Sensenbrenner was overheard yapping disparagingly about the size of the First Lady's backside, claiming that if Michelle Obama actually practiced what she preached regarding fitness and nutrition, her butt would be smaller. He's since apologized, but regardless of whether or not… » 12/22/11 2:45pm 12/22/11 2:45pm

Schwarzenegger Extolled The Virtues Of The "Mulatto Ass"

Seems like as good a time as any to direct your attention to this '80s-era clip of a young Arnold Schwarzenegger enjoying what Brazil has to offer during Carnival. Sample quote: "After watching the mulattos shake it, I can absolutely understand why Brazil is totally devoted to my favorite body part: The ass." » 5/11/11 10:10am 5/11/11 10:10am