Woman Named Butt Thinks Rape Victims Are Liars
And she’s not just any woman, she’s a state representative actively working to curb her constituents’ reproductive rights!
Debate Rages Over Whether The Bachelor Censored a Woman's Hairy Ass
Jillian Anderson, Redskins cheerleader, Fox News producer and Erin Gloria Ryan's favorite Bachelor contestant ever had a hell of a time last night, as her butt and its potential hairiness became a topic all of America was hotly debating.
Counterpoint: 'Shocking' Ass-Eating Scene on Girls Was Bad and Dumb
Girls has been back on the air for roughly five minutes, and yet we're already supposed to be gasping uncomfortably at the first sex scene on last night's premiere, which featured Marnie getting her butt eaten by Desi, her partner in acoustic folk crimes against humanity. Counterpoint: that butt scene looked bad,…
Here Is a Very Good Piñata of Kim Kardashian's Butt
We thought we'd reached Peak Kardashian Butt Parody with the Kim K. posterior made of Rice Krispies. We thought wrong. As pointed out by SFGate/San Antonio Express News, our descent into madness, our journey deep into the center of the Ass Wars, had only just begun. From Piñateria Ramirez in Reynosa, Mexico, that…
ABC Is Nervous About J.Lo and Iggy Azalea's Ass Cracks
ABC is reportedly worried about Jennifer Lopez and Iggy Azalea flashing their ass cracks during their performance at the American Music Awards on Sunday. What a dilemma.
Kim Kardashian's Ass Shoot Is Helping Ray J Get Paid
The sex tape that launched Kim Kardashian's career, or whatever you want to call it, is still bankrolling Ray J's lifestyle. It's the gift that keeps on giving, really.
Ass Wars Escalate as Adrien Grenier Posts His Own Butt Pic
In a move that can be described as both "masterful" and "tragic," both "brilliant" and "sadistic," Entourage and and occasional sexual fantasy star Adrien Grenier has posted his own version of the Kim Kardashian ass photo. And it is erotic and horrible and beautiful and scary and I am in love.
