You know that old saying about the internet: If a celebrity with over 1 million followers tweets anything, they will instantly receive a reply concerning ass. Are you savvy enough to figure out which celebrity tweets inspired these ass-replies? Take my cool quiz and see.

First of all, we need to get over the fact that anal piercings exist. They exist. Second of all, we all need to understand that in order for a piercing to happen, an anus has to relax. And what happens when you add one traumatic experience to one relaxed anus? Disaster.

It's cereal. This just ruined cereal for me. I am done with life. (But never with Cinnamon Toast Crunch.)

During a recent interview, Kardashian went into more detail about the making of the Paper magazine shoot that allegedly had the Internet in need of repair and that ignited the historically significant 2014 Ass Wars.

Kim Kardashian knows how to take monetary advantage of a moment, but she's willing to forgo her usual strategy of getting paid for everything she does for fashion, which is apparently what happened with her latest photoshoot for Paper.

Bumhole Paint—used to paint "arsehole flowers" cast from real human rectums—was just one of the products "inspired by the latest trends in sexual enhancement" available at the Glastonbury Festival this year.

Yes, we saw Barbie on the cover of Sports Illustrated, but it was just a promotional ad. Obviously SI wants real live flesh-and-boob ladies on the cover of the 50th anniversary issue. Here they are: Nina Agdal, Lily Aldridge and Chrissy Teigen. And while traditionally, Sports Illustrated covers showcase breasts, this…

Big Freedia, New Orleans' own Bounce Queen, known for ass-centric song and dance (seen here in a clip from last year), is not happy with Miley Cyrus's antics, telling Fuse:

"For Men, a Gluteus More Maximus" proclaims the Style section of the New York Times this week in their latest brilliant trend piece about men wanting things that women usually want. Men: They get plastic surgery too, but this time, it's with a Nicki Minaj-worthy twist!

Selling bikinis is by nature a provocative industry. They're selling underwear that you can get wet, for god's sake, so the chances of seeing some cleavage are higher than if you were selling, say, nautical sweaters. But where can advertisers draw the line between "this swimsuit will make you look hot" and "look at…

Hell with hemlines — the new barometer of trends is now the ass. And this season, the It Butt belongs to Pippa Middleton.

Seems like as good a time as any to direct your attention to this '80s-era clip of a young Arnold Schwarzenegger enjoying what Brazil has to offer during Carnival. Sample quote: "After watching the mulattos shake it, I can absolutely understand why Brazil is totally devoted to my favorite body part: The ass."

Carey Mulligan says the clothes Vogue had on hand for her October shoot were so tiny that in the cover photo, she's actually wearing a towel over her ass.

Developed by a psychologist to satisfy a "personal cheek-lifting need," the Biniki will eradicate the plague of Saggy Butt. Certainly strapping yourself into an elaborate ass-harness is preferable to having a less-than-perky rear end. [Biniki via Newser]