Well, here's the weirdest news story of today: an Ohio man was found asphyxiated in his bedroom, and now his friends have to figure out what to do with his lion.
A Canadian woman agreed to erotic asphyxiation with her common-law husband, but not to anal penetration. As Canada's Supreme Court considers whether she gave "advance consent," the implications go far beyond her own case.
A somber rerun of Oprah aired today focusing on teenagers who accidentally kill people. I was only half paying attention until a segment came on about a deadly new trend called the "choking game," in which kids essentially asphyxiate each other in order experience cheap highs. The thing is, this isn't new at all: I…