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#goodbadugly Click here to read <em>Valentine's Day</em> Premiere So Sweet It Will Make Your Teeth Ache

Valentine's Day Premiere So Sweet It Will Make Your Teeth Ache

It is a truth universally acknowledged that the most bloated, hackneyed, absurd ensemble films often result, for the same reasons, in the best premieres. Garner, Alba, Biel, Cooper, Hathaway, Beauvais, Roberts. The Valentine's Day premiere, at least, is worth seeing. More »
02/09/10
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By Sadie
#snlroundup Click here to read SNL: Rahm Emanuel Apologizes And The Best Band Ever Reunites

SNL: Rahm Emanuel Apologizes And The Best Band Ever Reunites

While Ashton Kutcher's presence on the Saturday Night Live set last night was mostly forgettable, there were a few sketches that stood out, particularly Andy Samberg's scathing "apology" as Rahm Emanuel and the reunion of Crisis of Conformity. More »
02/07/10
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By hortense
#reminders Click here to read Saturday Night Live Blog Tonight!

Saturday Night Live Blog Tonight!

Don't forget: Ashton Kutcher is hosting Saturday Night Live tonight, so we'll be having our usual live thread to watch the show together. Let's hope his wife doesn't show up for one of those dreadful "Cougar Den" skits, though.
02/06/10
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By hortense
#dirtbag

Beyoncé's Mom Is Angry; Elton John Is The New Willy Wonka

  • In case you didn't know: Beyoncé's mom, Tina Knowles, is divorcing Matthew Knowles because a woman named Alexsandra Wright says he's the father of her soon-to-be-born daughter.
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02/04/10
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By Dodai
#photoshopofhorrors

Demi Moore, Unretouched: Or, Why Do Cosmetics Companies Think Models Need Photoshop?

Click here to read Demi Moore, Unretouched: Or, Why Do Cosmetics Companies Think Models Need Photoshop?
The other day, when there emerged another photo-illustration of Demi Moore, smoothed and tightened beyond the point of recognizable humanity, we wondered when it was the Photoshop-embattled actress would release a "before" picture. Turns out, there kind of is one. More »
01/22/10
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By Jenna
#tweetbeat Click here to read Scott Baio Slammed On Twitter After Mocking Michelle Obama

Scott Baio Slammed On Twitter After Mocking Michelle Obama

Today in Tweet Beat, Scott Baio gets berated by followers after posting a picture of Michelle Obama making fun of her appearance (it's okay though - he has black friends!). Also, Elizabeth Banks gets mistaken for Chelsea Handler. More »
01/20/10
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By Tracie
#tweetbeat Click here to read Celebs Continue To Mourn Brittany Murphy; Moby's Neighbors Smoke Crack

Celebs Continue To Mourn Brittany Murphy; Moby's Neighbors Smoke Crack

Today in Tweet Beat, Ashton Kutcher, Kathy Najimy, Rose McGowan and many more express their grief on Twitter, Moby lives next door to crackheads, and Michael Lohan opened an official account on the advice of his attorney. More »
12/21/09
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By Tracie
#dirtbagafterdark Click here to read Cruise Sued For Spying; Brittany Murphy Autopsy Complete

Cruise Sued For Spying; Brittany Murphy Autopsy Complete

  • Tom Cruise is being sued by Michael David Sapir, who he sued in 2001 after Sapir claimed he had a video of Cruise "engaged in a homosexual relationship." Now Sapir says Cruise hired a P.I. to wiretap his phone.
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12/21/09
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By Margaret
#dirtbagafterdark Click here to read J.Lo Sues Ex Over Sex Movie; Lindsay's Assistant Worries She'll Kill Herself

J.Lo Sues Ex Over Sex Movie; Lindsay's Assistant Worries She'll Kill Herself

  • Jennifer Lopez is suing her ex-husband Ojani Noa for $10 million and demanding he stop production of the film How I Married Jennifer Lopez, which includes video of the couple in "sexual situations" on their honeymoon.
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11/09/09
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By Margaret
#dirtbag Click here to read Sean Penn's A Diplomat; The Gosselin/Suleman Show Is A Go

Sean Penn's A Diplomat; The Gosselin/Suleman Show Is A Go

  • Is Sean Penn the unofficial liaison between Barack Obama and Hugo Chavez? Penn visited Chavez in Caracas on Wednesday and apparently the Venezuelan president told him:
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10/30/09
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By Dodai
#notablequotable Click here to read January Jones On Ex-Boyfriend Ashton Kutcher

January Jones On Ex-Boyfriend Ashton Kutcher

"[He] was not supportive of my acting," she says in the November issue of GQ. "He was like, I don't think you're going to be good at this." Obligatory slideshow of Betty Draper in lingerie here. [People, GQ]
10/13/09
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By Dodai
#dirtbag Click here to read Conan Ends Up In The Hospital After Taking A Spill, Snoop Has A Thing For Hyacinth Bucket

Conan Ends Up In The Hospital After Taking A Spill, Snoop Has A Thing For Hyacinth Bucket

  • Conan O'Brien landed in the hospital yesterday due to an injury sustained during a Tonight Show stunt. A source says O'Brien was "running down a flight of stairs when he slipped and banged his head, possibly sustaining a concussion." [E!]
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09/26/09
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By hortense
#dirtbagafterdark Click here to read Kate "Just Needed A Break" From Family Dogs; Amy Winehouse Fights Middle School Bully

Kate "Just Needed A Break" From Family Dogs; Amy Winehouse Fights Middle School Bully

  • Kate Gosselin says that though Jon Gosselin called the breeder and had their two family dogs taken away, "They'll come back I'm sure at some point. But for now, I just needed a break."
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09/22/09
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By Margaret
#idie Click here to read Rachel Zoe & Friends Fear For Her Life

Rachel Zoe & Friends Fear For Her Life

On last night's Rachel Zoe Project, Rachel suddenly felt incredibly ill, which led her—and everyone else—to worry that she might die. Not "die" as in swooning over a Chanel dress, but "die" as in stop living. More »
09/22/09
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By Tracie
#dirtbag Click here to read Buzz About Kanye VMA Incident Continues; Elton's Adoption Plan Faces Obstacles

Buzz About Kanye VMA Incident Continues; Elton's Adoption Plan Faces Obstacles

  • Russell Brand on the Kanye West incident at the VMAs:
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09/14/09
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By Dodai
#snapjudgment Click here to read Mellow/Yellow

Mellow/Yellow

[Toronto, September 13. Image via Getty.]

09/13/09
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By hortense
#snapjudgment Click here to read Hedge Fun

Hedge Fun

[Los Angeles, September 1. Image via WENN]

09/01/09
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By Anna
#dirtbag Click here to read Travis Barker, Blink-182 Pay Tribute To DJ AM

Travis Barker, Blink-182 Pay Tribute To DJ AM

  • Blink-182 paid tribute to their friend DJ AM , who was found dead on Friday, with a moment of silence at their concert in Hartford, CT last night; a video of the tearful tribute can be seen here. [YouTube]
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08/30/09
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By hortense
#snapjudgment Click here to read It's In His Totally Innocent On-Screen Kiss, That's Where It Is

It's In His Totally Innocent On-Screen Kiss, That's Where It Is

[Los Angeles, August 28. Image via INFDaily.]

08/29/09
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By hortense
#snapjudgment Click here to read Is There Something Fishy About This?

Is There Something Fishy About This?

[Los Angeles, August 27. Image via INFDaily.]

08/28/09
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By Dodai
#dirtbag Click here to read Lady Gaga Hears A Boo From Angry British Fans

Lady Gaga Hears A Boo From Angry British Fans

  • Lady Gaga was booed by her British fans yesterday after showing up 20 minutes late to her performance and then having to cut her set short as a result. Maybe they were just saying boo-urns? [TheSun]
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08/23/09
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By hortense
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