<![CDATA[Jezebel: ashton kutchner]]> http://tags.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/jezebel.com.png <![CDATA[Jezebel: ashton kutchner]]> http://jezebel.com/tag/ashtonkutchner http://jezebel.com/tag/ashtonkutchner <![CDATA[What Happens In Vegas Is A Whole Lotta Bad Fashion]]> The ads for the Ashton Kusher-Cameron Diaz comedy What Happens in Vegas boast that the film is "the first big comedy of the summer." Based on these same ads, however, I'm pretty sure that it's the first big-budget sucky movie of the summer. Confirming my theory are the sartorial choices made by those in attendance at the movie's premiere in Los Angeles last night. Brooke Burns, Diablo Cody, Eva Longoria, Michelle Krusiec, Tamara Mowry, and Soleil Moon Frye (!) were all there. And looking bad. (Sorry Diablo.) And as a little gift for you for Friday: Bai Ling was there too. The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly, all after the jump.







The Good:
vegaslakebell.jpgSorry — can't comment. Too distracted by Lake Bell's legs. So. Much. Leg.
vegaswhitneycummings.jpgOoh Whitney Cummings' dress is cute. I would like a casual and sweet dress covered in little flowers like that. [Who is Whitney Cummings? -Ed.]
Cameron's dress is hot, even if Ashton looks douchey in his plaid dinner jacket.


The Bad:
vegasbrookeburns.jpgDoes anyone else love the color of Brooke Burns' dress but feel like the dress looks cheap? Not "trashy" cheap; "gonna fall apart on you after one wear" cheap.
vegasdiablocody.jpgDiablo Cody? Or a cupcake?
vegasevalongoria.jpgThat's a whole lotta dress on the very small Eva Longoria. Also, what's with her shoes?
vegasmichellekrusiec.jpgI like the shape of Michelle Krusiec's dress. It's too bad it's made from aluminum foil.
vegastamaramowry.jpgTamara Mowry: Wow — where has she been? And where's her sister Tia? Anyway, she looks very nice. (If she were at an office and not on the red carpet.)
vegassoleilmoonfrye.jpgPunky Brewster! Why oh why are you wearing that?


The Ugly:
vegasbailing.jpgSome days, I'm just so grateful for Bai Ling. And the Band-Aids on her legs that match her dress.

[Images via Getty.]

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<![CDATA[Ashton Needs To Button His Shirt, Ditch The Chain]]>

[New York, February 6. Image via INFDaily.com]

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<![CDATA[Marc Jacobs Hires Victoria Beckham As Spokesmodel. Because He Can?]]>

  • The rumors are true! Victoria Beckham is the face of Marc Jacobs' spring 2008 collection and has already been shot by Juergen Teller for her print ads. Fashionista says it means Posh is now "officially and undeniably cool." Others within the fashion community are, um, bound to disagree! But they disagreed when he showed up two and a half hours late for his New York show, and he still hasn't filed for Chapter 11, so... [Fashionista]
  • Kirsten Dunst, meanwhile, has been selected to be the face of the Miu Miu spring collection. God, is Kirsten Dunst still passing as some sort of style icon? She makes Sienna Miller look interesting. [WWD, 1st item]
  • And speaking of! Ashton Kutcher is ousting Sienna Miller as the face of Pepe Jeans. We're pretty sure this doesn't mean great things for Ashton's career, but it means good things for us! [WWD, 1st item]
  • And Matthew McConaughey is set to be the new face of Dolce & Gabbana's new men's fragrance. Gay, anyone? [Fashion Week Daily]
  • Whoah: French Vogue editor-in-chief Carine Roitfeld was Tom Ford's muse when Ford was designing Gucci?! Yikes. [Sassybella]
  • The poor, long-suffering Stella McCartney won designer of the year at the British Fashion Awards, which gives us some hope that there is a God, as she beat out "I'm Not A Plastic Bag" slag Anya Hindmarch for the title. No, nevermind, we take that back: Agyness Deyn took home model of the year and Hindmarch did win best designer brand. Marchesa (co-designed by Harvey Weinstein's special lady friend Georgina Chapman) won best red carpet label and Christopher Bailey won best menswear designer for Burberry. The totally insane Dame Vivienne Westwood won for outstanding achievement in fashion design, which we guess means that the voters just decided to pretend that her incoherent "manifesto" about the state of culture today never happened. [Vogue UK]
  • The woman who brought us J Brand jeans is now moving into the world of dresses, launching a line of all-jersey dresses called Riller & Fount. They'll retail for between $100-$156, which we're pretty sure is still cheaper than a pair of fucking J Brand jeans. [WWD, sub req'd]
  • The designers of the label Rodnik started a rock band. Also called Rodnik. And their first single just dropped in England. And Rei Kawakubo is throwing them a party to celebrate at the Commes des Garcons flagship store in London. Who wants to bet whoever DJs it will make more than Rodnik ever will for a gig? [Vogue UK]
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