Mila Kunis Gives Birth to Baby Girl
Mila Kunis gave birth to her first child with Ashton Kutcher on Tuesday night.
Ashton Kutcher and John Cryer to Get Gay Married on Two and a Half Men
Oh, GUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHH. Chuck Lorre has announced that Two and a Half Men's heterosexual main characters, played by Ashton Kutcher and John Cryer, will wed each other in a "hilarious" sham marriage so that Kutcher's stupid character can finally adopt the baby he's always wanted.
Mila Kunis Is Surprisingly Candid About Her Personal Life
Maybe it's just that she hasn't done much press lately, but during an appearance on The Ellen DeGeneres Show Thursday, Mila Kunis seemed super open about how sweet fiancé Ashton Kutcher has been to her during her pregnancy and how the pair managed to keep their engagement a secret.
Watch Mila and Ashton Joke About Being Them on Two and a Half Men
Ashton Kutcher's television program Two and a Half Men was extra-special Thursday night: Kutcher was joined by his fiancée/the mother of his unborn child Mila Kunis, who was a guest star on the show. Kunis played a free spirit who spends her life hiking and, one night, hikes right into Kutcher's character Walden's…
Bill Clinton Takes Photo With Sex Workers
TMZ is reporting that Bill Clinton took a photo with two sex workers from The Moonlite Bunny Ranch at an elite Unite4Humanity benefit in Los Angeles earlier this week. The photo, tweeted by Madison Graham, features a smiling Clinton in between sex workers Ava Adora and Barbie Girl. TMZ admits that Clinton probably had…
Kim Kardashian Flees Viennese Ball After Blackface Incident
In a series of bizarre events that read like a half-baked plot arc from a dystopian novel, Kim Kardashian was forced to leave a Viennese ball early — abandoning the 81-year-old Austrian man who had paid her and her mother, Kris Jenner, $500,000 to attend the event with him.
DMX May Not Lay The Smackdown on George Zimmerman After All
There was absolutely nothing good about the announcement that certified awful person George Zimmerman (no celebrity bold for you!) would appear on an episode of Celebrity Boxing to square off against rapper DMX (on what would have been Trayvon Martin's 19th birthday, no less). This news was actually so not good that…
This Week in Tabloids: Channing Tatum Put on Some Baby Weight
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, your foray into the dangerous wilderness of the celebrity tabloids. Every week, Callie Beusman heads to the newsstand for the new issues of In Touch, Ok!, Life & Style, Star and Us, and together we forage for "news." This week: Justin Theroux is pulling old bedpans out of the trash to…
Susan Boyle Says She's Been Diagnosed with Asperger's
Susan Boyle, of the spotlight-stealing Boyles, revealed in a recent interview with that she's been diagnosed with Asperger's syndrome, a form of autism, and is just tickled that she can finally put a clinical name to a condition that's affected her most of her life.
Morrissey Slams Obama and U.S. Thanksgiving; Calls It "Thankskilling"
Did you enjoy your Thanksgiving dinner yesterday? Well, one celeb is not happy about it. Singer Morrissey took to his blog True To Self yesterday to decry the American tradition, in a blog post titled "Thankskilling." The former lead singer of The Smiths took particular aim at President Barack Obama, and the annual…
Holy Shit, Miley Cyrus Could Become TIME's 'Person Of the Year'
Happy Thanksgiving, y'all! Guess what? Everyone's favorite feminist and kitteh meme appropriator is currently leading the reader's poll in TIME magazine's prestigious* 'Person of the Year' Award. Via Entertainment Weekly:
Chris Pratt Says He's a 'Very Much Naked Person,' Used to Be a Stripper
OhgodIloveChrisPrattsomuch. Chris Praaaaaaaaaaatt!! Chris Praaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat. Today in IloveChrisPratt, Chris Pratt reveals that he's always "a very much naked person," and kind of maybe worked as a stripper when he was 18. He wasn't very good at the dancing part, but he had the naked part DOWN.
Roseanne Barr Accuses Chuck Lorre and Ashton Kutcher of Joke Stealing
In today's Tweet Beat, Roseanne Barr continues her hate of Chuck Lorre and spreads it over to Ashton Kutcher, Chelsea Clinton uses some great, child-appropriate hashtags and Alan Cumming is still so cool.
Emmys Tribute to Cory Monteith Angers Jack Klugman's Family
Many viewers were outraged that the passing of TV legend Jack Klugman — who played Oscar Madison on The Odd Couple — got very little airtime in the Emmy tribute that included a long memoriam to Cory Monteith. Klugman's son Adam told the AP: "It’s an insult and it really seems typical of this youth-centric culture…
Courtney Love Calls Miley Cyrus a 'Fucked-Up Hillbilly'
Courtney Love said some kind of amazing shit about basically everything that has been going on except Syria.
Lamar Odom's Not in Rehab Despite $800-a-Day Coke Problem
Depending on what you are reading, Lamar Odom:
Watch Miley Cyrus Hijack a Hip Hop Show and Pop Her Ass Onstage
Enthusiastic booty dancer and zero-fucks-giver Miley Cyrus just Was Miley and twerked at Juicy J's House of Blues show Saturday night after Amber Rose (in an awesome old-school Cher-esque wig) and Wiz Khalifa "pushed" her onstage.
Uh, Angelina Jolie Skipped Her Aunt's Funeral For Brad Pitt's Premiere
For the first time since revealing her preventative double mastectomy to The New York Times, Angelina Jolie hit the red carpet with Maddox, Pax, and her really obscure commonlaw partner Brad Pitt at the premiere of his film World War Z, which I keep confusing with Z For Zachariah because because. She told the press:…
Kate Middleton's Taking Cooking Lessons From Her Own Mrs. Patmore
Over at Twerblyderp Palace, Kate Middleton is taking lessons in Italian cooking from her and Prince William's new housekeeper Antonella Fresolone, known for her "homemade bread" and "delicious pasta." Never forget that Kate's a Topshop-wearing commoner like the rest of us! But this is pretty legit, actually,…
Whoa: Angelina Jolie Is Also Having Her Ovaries Removed
In addition to the double mastectomy that Angelina Jolie underwent in February, we learned in her New York Times op-ed, she also plans on having an oophorectomy — ovary removal surgery, a procedure recommended for high-risk women before the age of 40. Without this, her BRCA1 gene still places her risk of ovarian…
