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    Jon Has Sleepover With New Woman; Rihanna Wants Protective Order Loosened

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    Image of mbot says Spock yeah! mbot says Spock yeah!
    08/04/09

    In reply to Jon Has Sleepover With New Woman; Rihanna Wants Protective Order Loosened
    I kind of love that Naomi Campbell item. J Lo, no matter how hard you try (and you do try awfully hard), you will never be anywhere near as fabulous as someone like Naomi.
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    08/04/09

    In reply to Jon Has Sleepover With New Woman; Rihanna Wants Protective Order Loosened
    Ok Tony Romo. I wouldn't worry about remembering any possible Super Bowl victories until you can pull it together to win one, ONE (!), playoff game.
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    Image of ElleL ElleL
    08/04/09

    @bluebears: THANK YOU!!
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    Image of likepenguins likepenguins
    08/04/09

    In reply to Jon Has Sleepover With New Woman; Rihanna Wants Protective Order Loosened
    Jon Gosselin is starting to reach the same levels of visual offensiveness as the host of Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives boasts.
    Only Jon Gosselin doesn't give me burger porn, so, actually, he's even worse.
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    08/04/09

    @likepenguins: And really, Guy Fieri is guilty of looking like a massive tool with his backwards sunglasses. At least he knows a little about food.
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    Image of ElleL ElleL
    08/04/09

    In reply to Jon Has Sleepover With New Woman; Rihanna Wants Protective Order Loosened
    Wow, Travis Barker is a complete DOUCHE. Grow the hell up, ass. Apparently all the talk about embracing life and being above it all when he almost died was a crock of shit.
    I really hope despite the lessening of the PFA, Rihanna is not actively seeing Brown.
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    Image of unmoldednicole unmoldednicole
    08/04/09

    @ElleL: I very much doubt that. I am 95% sure that they are together. Women leave an abuser an average of 7 times before they leave for good. That is an average so that means some women might leave for good after "leaving" the abuser 10 or 12 times.
    Sorry/never do it agin/handsome/young/talented/if you leave me i'll kill myself.
    That works a lot of the time.
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    ElleL promoted this comment Edited by unmoldednicole at 08/04/09 9:32 PM unmoldednicole was starred unmoldednicole was unstarred
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    08/04/09

    @unmoldednicole: You are probably right, and there are just way too many coincidences with the two of them being in the same place for me to think it isn't happening. Sadness.
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    08/04/09

    In reply to Jon Has Sleepover With New Woman; Rihanna Wants Protective Order Loosened
    correct the spelling on that Gaga item to "skarsgard aka ERIC THE VAMPIRE" and everyone start caring about that item!
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    08/04/09

    In reply to Jon Has Sleepover With New Woman; Rihanna Wants Protective Order Loosened
    "Bonus fun fact: According to Stephanie Santoro's online resume, she's willing to pose nude. "
    I'm glad this was released, so that the online world can now shame her accordingly. She's allowed to be around CHILDREN?!
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    Image of twisted_martini twisted_martini
    08/04/09

    @Katxyz: A big fat BOO to your comment. "The online world can now shame her accordingly." I hope you're kidding.
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    08/05/09

    @twisted_martini:
    Most definitely kidding. I thought it was unnecessary for it to even be reposted here, especially as a "Bonus Fun Fact."
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    Image of Flackette Goes Retro Flackette Goes Retro
    08/05/09

    @twisted_martini: Zee Saracasm, it is subtle, no?
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    08/04/09

    In reply to Jon Has Sleepover With New Woman; Rihanna Wants Protective Order Loosened
    When you are the least mature and classy member of Blink 182, you have a problem. Seriously, Travis shut up.
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    08/04/09

    In reply to Jon Has Sleepover With New Woman; Rihanna Wants Protective Order Loosened
    This is the most depressing Dirt Bag I've ever read. I wish people were forced to go to college or at least read a few books before becoming famous.
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    Image of SevenNationArmy SevenNationArmy
    08/04/09

    @Penny: You really think that would make a difference? An asshole is an asshole no matter how many Phd's they have.
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    08/04/09

    @SevenNationArmy hates David Yates: It's not the assholiness, it's the idiocy.
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    08/04/09

    @Penny: I dunno. IMO they're one in the same, no?
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    Image of whats_in_a_name whats_in_a_name
    08/04/09

    @SevenNationArmy hates David Yates: As stated by my physic professor: Bachelors degree (BS), Masters degree (MS), PHD...Bull shit, More shit, Piled higher deeper.
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    08/04/09

    @SevenNationArmy hates David Yates: No, I don't think so. But....whatever.
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    Image of Eleanor Ramilly Eleanor Ramilly
    08/04/09

    @Penny: I know what you're saying. These idiots have zero perspective and are unbelievably egocentric. You don't necessarily need college to give you perspective, but it would certainly help some.
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    Image of LucyPevensie LucyPevensie
    08/04/09

    In reply to Jon Has Sleepover With New Woman; Rihanna Wants Protective Order Loosened
    What is heaven's name is WRONG with Jon Gosselin?? He's turned into a dirtbag, plain and simple ~ or perhaps he always was one, cleverly disguised as a mild-mannered husband & father. To bring a one-night stand back to his marital home, where his children live, when he's not even divorced yet? Gah ~ color me disgusted.
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    That_little_attention_whore promoted this comment Edited by LucyPevensie at 08/04/09 8:17 PM LucyPevensie was starred LucyPevensie was unstarred
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    08/04/09

    In reply to Jon Has Sleepover With New Woman; Rihanna Wants Protective Order Loosened
    What else would she have left his place wearing? unless she decided to pack a spare change of clothes when she went into work that day she wouldn't have anything else to wear after spending the night at anybody else's house
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    Image of Penny Penny
    08/04/09

    @whats_in_a_name: Well, real whores always carry a change of clothes.

    At least, I always did.
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    08/04/09

    @Penny: So by that argument, her leaving in different clothes than she arrived in would be a more likely indicator that sexy-times took place.
    Not that it really matters in the grand scheme of things, sometimes I just get tired of the medias "male and female celebrities spent more than 10 minutes together...they must be boning each other" attitude.
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    Image of Zombies make the heart grow fonder Zombies make the heart grow fonder
    08/05/09

    @Penny: No No. Real whores just bring new underwear and a toothbrush ;)
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    Image of rd2uk rd2uk
    08/04/09

    In reply to Jon Has Sleepover With New Woman; Rihanna Wants Protective Order Loosened
    I'd be quite happy to never hear about/from Shana Moakler again. Really, enough, I'v had enough.
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    Image of bess marvin, girl detective bess marvin, girl detective
    08/04/09

    In reply to Jon Has Sleepover With New Woman; Rihanna Wants Protective Order Loosened
    r.i.p. rihanna's good judgment.
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    08/04/09

    @bess marvin, girl detective: I think it might be because they could easily run into each other at industry events and shows, so the 50 yard buffer zone might be difficult if not impossible for them to uphold. At least I hope that is what it is.
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    Image of bess marvin, girl detective bess marvin, girl detective
    08/04/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: no, i believe that they are back together. he was spotted lurking outside of the restaurant where she was eating in NYC. i mean manhattan is small, but not that small. they were spotted "canoodling" at the trump hotel where they both were coincidentally staying. again, fishy. thirdly, granted it's Star magazine, the fact that they got the quote below from her mother says something:

    "I'm devastated, but what can I do? Rihanna is her own woman with her own mind and very, very independent. We love her but can't stand to see her play Russian roulette with her life. Chris has a bizarre power over her. She still loves him and he knows it. In her eyes, he's a god. Even after all this time, and even after what he did, it's not diminished." -Monica Fenty

    it sucks but, my homegirl is back on the love drug. riri, i hardly knew ye
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    Image of kookla kookla
    08/04/09

    @bess marvin, girl detective: Rihanna is definitely creeping around with Brown. People I know have seen it with their own eyes. I will reserve judgment on the entire situation until I see Chris Brown on Larry King Live tomorrow. Because so far, I ain't seen nothing about CB that is remotely god-like.
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    08/04/09

    In reply to Jon Has Sleepover With New Woman; Rihanna Wants Protective Order Loosened
    Oh Jon, you had me fooled. You really did. But not anymore!
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    08/04/09

    In reply to Jon Has Sleepover With New Woman; Rihanna Wants Protective Order Loosened
    I just got a horrible image of Jon, 5 years down the road, when his crazy spending gets out of control and his show is no longer on the air. I can TOTALLY see him doing some stunt porn with a terrible title like John plus 8 naughty girls.
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    08/04/09

    @descent: But how would you be able to tell it was him without his Ed Hardy shirts?
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    Image of lionboy lionboy
    08/04/09

    @descent: The story earlier this week about Ryan O'Neal hitting on daughter Tatum at MJ's funeral made me think that's how the Gosselin's will be in 30 years.
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    Image of cocobanal cocobanal
    08/04/09

    @lionboy: Farrah's funeral! But yeah.
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    Image of descent descent
    08/04/09

    In reply to Jon Has Sleepover With New Woman; Rihanna Wants Protective Order Loosened
    Yep, Heidi. I find that when I can't lose weight, it's because I've been sit[ting] on the couch with my feet up and eat[ing] one potato chip bag after the next and one burger after the other. As soon as I stop that, the weight just melts away.
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    08/04/09

    @descent: Some people say that breast feeding really helps take off the pounds post-baby. But me and Heidi know that running our mouths off to USA Today, InStyle, etc. is really what works. Additionally, it helps to have a personal chef deliver macro-diet-organic foods to my mansion, but that's optional.
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