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    Image of Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC
    11/21/09

    In reply to Miley's Fatal Bus Crash; Vatican Official Condemns Twilight's "Deviant Message"
    Not schooled in the "science of law and finance"??? Wesley, you get a hearty "Bish please" for that one. Everyone knows the tax man is a pimp and the pimp has to get his cut. Even brokies like me have to pay taxes. No one is tax-exempt, NO ONE.
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    11/21/09

    In reply to Miley's Fatal Bus Crash; Vatican Official Condemns Twilight's "Deviant Message"
    "Susan Boyle said she was "shocked" when she lost America's Got Talent"

    Probably because she was meant to be participating in Britain's Got Talent.
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    Image of Crabby Cakes Crabby Cakes
    11/21/09

    In reply to Miley's Fatal Bus Crash; Vatican Official Condemns Twilight's "Deviant Message"
    Wow, since I keep seeing the OPPOSITE sentiment expressed here re: the tour bus accident- how terrible for that poor man and his family and thank goodness no one else was seriously injured.
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    11/20/09

    In reply to Miley's Fatal Bus Crash; Vatican Official Condemns Twilight's "Deviant Message"
    Well now I have to read Twilight. Thanks a lot, Vatican.
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    Image of boatdock.bearcat boatdock.bearcat
    11/20/09

    In reply to Miley's Fatal Bus Crash; Vatican Official Condemns Twilight's "Deviant Message"
    1)So wait...the DOG should have been sent to counseling? ...do they have that?

    2) Carrie Prejean's brother: That is NOT an ok thing to say. ever. You're disgusting. Go away.

    3) Hey Wesley Snipes...I'm also an idealistic artist who is probably more unschooled than you in the science of finance and law...can I not pay my taxes too??

    And with the first glass of wine also goes the filter.
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    I, Zombie Normal promoted this comment boatdock.bearcat was starred boatdock.bearcat was unstarred
    Image of I, Zombie Normal I, Zombie Normal
    11/20/09

    @boatdock.bearcat: I had no idea counseling was an option for angry dogs. Is this court-ordered, like canine anger management? What kind of therapy, I wonder? Can you imagine little Rex bringing home a picture he paw-smeared in group? I'm so confused.
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    Image of sweet_communist sweet_communist
    11/20/09

    In reply to Miley's Fatal Bus Crash; Vatican Official Condemns Twilight's "Deviant Message"
    "The theme of vampires in Twilight combines a mixture of excesses that as ever is aimed at young people and gives a heavy esoteric element. It is once again that age-old trick or ideal formula of using extremes to make an impact at the box office. This film is nothing more than a moral vacuum with a deviant message and as such should be of concern."

    I'm pretty sure that this particular arrangement of words doesn't actually mean anything.
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    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    11/20/09

    @sweet_communist: Other than "REBELLIOUS CATHOLIC TEENAGERS GO SEE THIS RIGHT AWAY!", no.
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    Image of Kali Mama Kali Mama
    11/21/09

    @sweet_communist: for lack of any coherent thought I'm unable to form when the Catholic church has the balls to accuse others of "esotheric, formulaic, extremes, deviant messages" and such, the only thing I can muster is "no U".
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    Image of tobesthewonderdog tobesthewonderdog
    11/20/09

    In reply to Miley's Fatal Bus Crash; Vatican Official Condemns Twilight's "Deviant Message"
    i am embarassed about the range of emotions i went through reading from the headline of "miley's fatal bus crash" and reading that it was not her who died, but someone else. it might be my once-and-for-all proof that i am headed straight to hell.
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    Image of lanersg lanersg
    11/20/09

    @tobesthewonderdog: Shove on over, I need a ride.
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    Image of galaxina galaxina
    11/20/09

    @lanersg: I think we might need a minivan, maybe even a bus.
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    Image of cinematheques cinematheques
    11/20/09

    @galaxina: I propose a U-boat.
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    Hooplehead promoted this comment cinematheques was starred cinematheques was unstarred
    Image of Hooplehead Hooplehead
    11/21/09

    @tobesthewonderdog: I'm torn. On one hand, she and her stupidity would be gone, which would rock. OTOH, I'm not sure we are ready for a solid month or so where they play her shitty music and shitty TV show and shitty movies everywhere and Billy Ray is all over TV giving creepy interviews. And yes, I'd like to come with on your very tropical vacation.
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    11/21/09

    @tobesthewonderdog: The headline seems designed to maximize page views. "Miley's driver killed in bus crash" probably wouldn't get you to click on "More."
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    Image of Name of Numbers Name of Numbers
    11/21/09

    @Hooplehead: She's only a young, harmless girl; why would we want an innocent person to just die?
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    Image of Slim Slim
    11/20/09

    In reply to Miley's Fatal Bus Crash; Vatican Official Condemns Twilight's "Deviant Message"
    Hey John Mayer!

    SHUT UP!
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    Image of emistijl emistijl
    11/20/09

    @Slim: He's too high. On himself. (And copious amounts of weed.)
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    Image of Slim Slim
    11/21/09

    @emistijl: His doucheness could put Summer's Eve out of business.

    #tips
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    Hooplehead promoted this comment Slim was starred Slim was unstarred
    Image of Hooplehead Hooplehead
    11/21/09

    @Slim: He doesn't seem to realize that his music has always been shitty. His success level is completely unrelated to that.
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    Image of DinosaurDanceParty DinosaurDanceParty
    11/20/09

    In reply to Miley's Fatal Bus Crash; Vatican Official Condemns Twilight's "Deviant Message"
    Yikes Wesley Snipes....how much money did he owe? I've seen people go years and years without filing taxes and not have to go to jail for three years, the IRS just eventually starts garnishing their wages. But that "unskilled in business and finance" is obnoxious...that's why accounts exist dude.
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    la.donna.pietra promoted this comment DinosaurDanceParty was starred DinosaurDanceParty was unstarred
    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    11/20/09

    @DinosaurDanceParty: As someone who worked for an accountant and heard more times than I can count, "But Wesley Snipes did such-and-such! Why can't you do that for me?" I firmly believe that the longer and more public his sentence, the better. Please, won't someone think of the accountants?
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    Image of AngeSponge AngeSponge
    11/20/09

    In reply to Miley's Fatal Bus Crash; Vatican Official Condemns Twilight's "Deviant Message"
    Thank you, Catholic Church for once again reminding me that you think I'm too dumb to make my own choices. Without you I definitely would not be able to tell the difference between my life and a movie based on a book about vampires. You're right, I see the danger.
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    Hooplehead promoted this comment Elaken approved this comment AngeSponge was starred AngeSponge was unstarred
    Image of Diziet_Sma Diziet_Sma
    11/20/09

    In reply to Miley's Fatal Bus Crash; Vatican Official Condemns Twilight's "Deviant Message"
    "age-old trick or ideal formula of using extremes to make an impact"

    Virgin birth, crucifixion, Lazarus rising from the dead: nothing extreme about any of that.
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    Image of Kitty Kitty
    11/20/09

    In reply to Miley's Fatal Bus Crash; Vatican Official Condemns Twilight's "Deviant Message"
    I'm surprised the Vatican didn't jump on this sooner... though this will probably only make the books all the more popular now (if that's at all possible).

    Honestly I have to agree though. A movie focused around a girl's suicidal issues because she can't get over her ex-boyfriend is not a very good standard to set for impressionable little girls. It only works well if she overcomes it all in the end (rather than getting back together with him so that she never has to deal with her dependency issues).
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    Elaken promoted this comment Kitty was starred Kitty was unstarred
    Image of Elaken Elaken
    11/20/09

    @Kitty: Yes, but to be fair neither is a book that goes around saying a man should be praised for throwing his daughters to rapists and I don't go around talking about the moral vacuum...oh wait never mind. I guess I do. Well by all means Vatican, keep on with your pot/kettle speeches.
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    11/20/09

    In reply to Miley's Fatal Bus Crash; Vatican Official Condemns Twilight's "Deviant Message"
    What is the Vatican talking about? Bella and Edward wait until marriage to have sex and Bella refuses to abort her baby even though it might kill her. You'd think that Twilight would be on top of their Netflix queue.
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    Image of boxspelunker boxspelunker
    11/20/09

    In reply to Miley's Fatal Bus Crash; Vatican Official Condemns Twilight's "Deviant Message"
    Aw, Susan Boyle, I still love you.
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    Image of annewithaneee annewithaneee
    11/20/09

    In reply to Miley's Fatal Bus Crash; Vatican Official Condemns Twilight's "Deviant Message"
    "Carrie Prejean's brother Billy Arnone talked to Radar Online about her sex tapes and said, 'If they were put in front of me I'd probably watch it.'"

    Billy Arnone: the deluxe version of Michael Lohan?

    And also EW.
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    MargaretMoony promoted this comment annewithaneee was starred annewithaneee was unstarred
    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    11/20/09

    @annewithaneee: Whoa. That's supercreepy. I would not watch a relative's sex tape EVER.
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    Image of cinematheques cinematheques
    11/20/09

    @MargaretMoony: But would you watch a sex tape with a relative? That's the real question!

    and my answer is no.
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    MargaretMoony promoted this comment cinematheques was starred cinematheques was unstarred
    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    11/21/09

    @cinematheques: I'm an only child so that means it would be my parents or my Grandma. So no. And ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!

    #tips
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    Image of tilly76 tilly76
    11/21/09

    @MargaretMoony: If one of my brothers made a sex tape and I found it, yes, I'd watch it. And then I'd put it on the internet.

    And I'd laugh maniacally the whole time.
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    MargaretMoony promoted this comment tilly76 was starred tilly76 was unstarred
    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    11/21/09

    @tilly76: I can understand the laughing.

    #tips
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