Karl can't even order from Amazon without an assistant showing him how? My mother could do that and she can barely use a computer. I guess that is why one hires legions of 'little people' - to keep you from having to experience the mundane.
Re: Noted Obesity Educator Karl Lagerfeld: has anyone else read this month's Bazaar? He has this Q&A article where "readers" write in and are like, "Why are acid washed jeans back?" or "Should I buy a new tuxedo?" and shit, and I swear, every one of his answers is just like, "You should be thin, and then you can do whatever you want." Every. Answer.
@Easybreezy: Right now I just have a pair of rediculous pink rhinestoney prescription sunglasses, but I am going to look into transitions when I get new frames. Until then I get to channel my inner Dame Edna.
I do get jealous of the gals (and guys) who can change up sunglasses easily for fashion. Sigh.
Aw, darn. I thought she design seeing eye glasses because I have some Oliver Peoples for Paul Smith frames. They are mega and I look like Elvis Costello or Filbert the turtle from Rocko's Modern Life...depending on the angle.
@TexasCrude RODSAUSAGE blames Gwyneth Paltrow: At least I'm not the only one. I saw "Zooey to design glasses" and got all kinds of excited- I'm in the market for a new pair. Boo sunglasses only people with good vision or contacts can wear.
@bikergirl: @lilbobbytables: This is pretty much the only celebrity designed and shilled product I can co-sign on. I took back my hatred after Elf and am thinking about starving to buy those frames and punch out the lenses.
if there are two terms I hear used way too much, they are "chic" and "_onomics". It looks like someone, somewhere finally managed to combine them into the stupidest word ever.
@Miss Carrie Nation: Doesn't it stop you craving food, or something? Both anorexic girls I know smoke heavily, usually when they're supposed to be eating.
@Glitterbug: I seriously think I may be the only person not impacted by this. In fact, when I smoked I would often have to nosh on a piece of pita or something because I always felt light-headed and ill.
@Miss Carrie Nation: Combination of keeping you skinny and just being around a lot of people who smoke: you bond during cigarette breaks. That's the way I know it's been with my dancer friends.
I think the only time an apology would be needed in this case was if this was a plot of a Lifetime movie and Ashley was actually Silda's daughter or some shit.
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I mean, I smoke, but I don't make my living out of my skin. It doesn't seem conducive, somehow.
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That being said, why are we still talking about this girl? Once again proving the old adage that if you are press hungry enough, you will find a way to become a star for 15 minutes.