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    Image of madeofawesome madeofawesome
    12/01/09

    In reply to Diablo Cody Claims She Smells Like Cat Litter
    I don't care what anybody says, I love Tori Spelling. I even named my fish after her. It's a boy. He's a ~*gay*~ fish. All kinds of fabulous.
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    12/02/09

    @madeofawesome: wait, so this fish like fish sticks?
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    12/02/09

    @flash: Exactly like fish sticks. Cue Kanye!
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    Image of Le Kangourou de Kataroo Le Kangourou de Kataroo
    12/01/09

    In reply to Diablo Cody Claims She Smells Like Cat Litter
    I got my (almost 30-y.o.) boyf hooked on Phineas and Ferb. He's not completely convinced on Hannah Montana yet (he says he's laughing at ME enjoying it, not because it's funny, when I make him watch it), but he DVRs the SHIT out of Phineas and Ferb.
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    12/01/09

    In reply to Diablo Cody Claims She Smells Like Cat Litter
    Hey Ashley Tisdale, how can you watch people cleaning your pool (or "doing" it, whatever that means, I don't have a pool so I don't know)?? We have people who come & garden a few times a week at my house, and I can hardly even make toast when they're out there because I feel so awkward messing around with bread in the kitchen while they're out there working. I don't want them to see me and think "look at her, making toast while we spread manure on her grass, what a snob". If I went out there and actually WATCHED them, I think I would evaporate from awkwardness and guilt...

    Unless you're living in a teen movie, and your pool is cleaned by a sexy yet nonthreatening shirtless boy while you lounge nearby and drink something through a colorful twisty straw. That's probably the case, huh?
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    Image of BetteD BetteD
    12/01/09

    In reply to Diablo Cody Claims She Smells Like Cat Litter
    Wow. I'm reasonably sure that this Megan Phelps is in the running for Worst Person Ever. Yikes.
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    Image of zebrasocks zebrasocks
    12/01/09

    @BetteD: The whole Phelps clan is coconuts. One thing I have learned living in Kansas is that is a hell of a lot easier to just ignore them. They thrive on all of the negative attention they recieve from the sane members of society.
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    12/01/09

    @zebrasocks: Is this horrid person related to Michael Phelps? Or did I miss something?
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    12/01/09

    @jebash: No. Fred Phelps. Google is your... I would say "friend", but as you're kind of lucky to have never heard of the Phelpses, perhaps it's not so much :P
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    12/01/09

    @jebash: Fred Phelps.
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    12/01/09

    @LBB: Holy mother of god, THAT guy?!? The "God Hates Fags" motherfucker?

    *head explodes in rage*
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    Image of Tchotchke Tchotchke
    12/01/09

    In reply to Diablo Cody Claims She Smells Like Cat Litter
    Diablo Cody smells like cat litter because she's a feminist, right? And has lots of cats? I hear they flock to feminist women.
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    Edited by Tchotchke at 12/01/09 7:45 PM Tchotchke was starred Tchotchke was unstarred
    Image of NoelleBlue NoelleBlue
    12/02/09

    @Tchotchke: Perhaps it's just that smell that occurs when you haven't worn something in a while, and it's sat in the back of your wooden drawers and it comes out... funky? Cat litter-y?

    Has happened to me!

    Of course, I am a feminist, so perhaps I am attributing it wrong.

    *Sniffs self*
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    Edited by NoelleBlue at 12/02/09 8:14 AM NoelleBlue was starred NoelleBlue was unstarred
    Image of imamouse_duh imamouse_duh
    12/01/09

    In reply to Diablo Cody Claims She Smells Like Cat Litter
    If Katy Perry's "other" hand skills (oh, you so coy Katy) are on par with her guitar playing skills, I suggest she invest in a vibrator.
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    12/01/09

    In reply to Diablo Cody Claims She Smells Like Cat Litter
    Cat litter is just the first level, Diablo. The next level is day-old chinese food. Of course, you're not allowed to have had any sort of chinese food in the apartment for nearly a week.

    This is your mission. Good luck.
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    12/01/09

    In reply to Diablo Cody Claims She Smells Like Cat Litter
    I really wish Katy Perry would record a song called "Look At Me! I'm Soooo Edgy! Don't You Think I'm Clever? I'm Desperate for Attention! WHY WON'T YOU LIKE ME!?! BUT I'M FILLED WITH WHIMSY!!!!!" and just get it over with.
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    Image of BetteD BetteD
    12/01/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: Won't happen. Requires self-awareness.
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    Image of yeahisaidit yeahisaidit
    12/01/09

    In reply to Diablo Cody Claims She Smells Like Cat Litter
    Other Woman, get out of Michael Ian Black's photo.
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    Image of RoughHouser RoughHouser
    12/01/09

    In reply to Diablo Cody Claims She Smells Like Cat Litter
    Whelp, that seals the deal, Nicole Richie. You're dreamy. Let's get Mexican and watch Dexter instead. I know you have to be a Dexter fan. I know it in my core.
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    prismatism is Team Bella promoted this comment RoughHouser was starred RoughHouser was unstarred
    Image of Scout Scout
    12/01/09

    In reply to Diablo Cody Claims She Smells Like Cat Litter
    oh, yeah, novel idea Tori - stop trying to sound like you give a crap. ugh
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    Image of plaisible plaisible
    12/01/09

    @Scout: We should give her some credit - Food Inc. was an awesome movie.
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    12/01/09

    @plaisible: ok ok but that is ALL i'm giving her.
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    12/01/09

    In reply to Diablo Cody Claims She Smells Like Cat Litter
    Nicole Richie has just become fantastically endearing in the past couple of years. If you had asked me if I thought we would ever be doing the same thing on any given night back when she was besties with Paris, I would have said there wasn't a chance in hell...but it seems we have the same Monday night routine.
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    Image of TransFat TransFat
    12/01/09

    In reply to Diablo Cody Claims She Smells Like Cat Litter
    True story (not to be read with a full stomach of mexican food either).

    Har Mar (aka Sean) fucked my friend on my old couch some time ago and I walked in on it. I can burn a couch, I cannot, however, burn my eyes. Although it did answer the burning question of what Jay Sherman from The Critic would look like in the flesh and how little liquor it took for my friend to lose reasonable standards at that time.
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    Image of MsKatherineSpeaks MsKatherineSpeaks
    12/01/09

    @TransFat: Another Minneapolite?
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    Image of ArtfulSlinger ArtfulSlinger
    12/01/09

    @TransFat: You from LA. Im friends/acquaintances with Mr. Sean and he's a nice enough dude. And he manages to bed a lady nearly every time I see him. Not me, but I have friends.
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    12/01/09

    @MsKatherineSpeaks: Los Angeles.

    Man that guy was/is skeevy...
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    Image of Meglantine Meglantine
    12/01/09

    @TransFat: OH MY.
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    Image of TransFat TransFat
    12/01/09

    @ArtfulSlinger: Nice, yes. No real problems with him as a person, maybe as a persona (though his live shows are pretty wild). But bare buttocksed in my living room riding my couch...gross! I don't care how friendly you are, is that something you want to see coming down your stairs?

    I am certain we run in the same circle now. Just try giving the secret jezebel handshake the next time you see a redhead in echo park (chances are).
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    Image of Lolita Hazed Lolita Hazed
    12/01/09

    In reply to Diablo Cody Claims She Smells Like Cat Litter
    Um... WTF is Katy Perry talking about?
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    Image of pesematology pesematology
    12/01/09

    @Lolita Hazed: White people masturbating or something.
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    Image of Bitingpika Bitingpika
    12/01/09

    @Lolita Hazed: I choose to believe she's talking about knitting. I'm choosing that really hard.
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    prismatism is Team Bella promoted this comment Edited by Bitingpika at 12/01/09 7:46 PM Bitingpika was starred Bitingpika was unstarred
    Image of lilmisssunshine28001 lilmisssunshine28001
    12/01/09

    In reply to Diablo Cody Claims She Smells Like Cat Litter
    note to Nicole :do not eat ANYTHING!!while watching hoarders!!
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