I got my (almost 30-y.o.) boyf hooked on Phineas and Ferb. He's not completely convinced on Hannah Montana yet (he says he's laughing at ME enjoying it, not because it's funny, when I make him watch it), but he DVRs the SHIT out of Phineas and Ferb.
Hey Ashley Tisdale, how can you watch people cleaning your pool (or "doing" it, whatever that means, I don't have a pool so I don't know)?? We have people who come & garden a few times a week at my house, and I can hardly even make toast when they're out there because I feel so awkward messing around with bread in the kitchen while they're out there working. I don't want them to see me and think "look at her, making toast while we spread manure on her grass, what a snob". If I went out there and actually WATCHED them, I think I would evaporate from awkwardness and guilt...
Unless you're living in a teen movie, and your pool is cleaned by a sexy yet nonthreatening shirtless boy while you lounge nearby and drink something through a colorful twisty straw. That's probably the case, huh?
@BetteD: The whole Phelps clan is coconuts. One thing I have learned living in Kansas is that is a hell of a lot easier to just ignore them. They thrive on all of the negative attention they recieve from the sane members of society.
@jebash: No. Fred Phelps. Google is your... I would say "friend", but as you're kind of lucky to have never heard of the Phelpses, perhaps it's not so much :P
@Tchotchke: Perhaps it's just that smell that occurs when you haven't worn something in a while, and it's sat in the back of your wooden drawers and it comes out... funky? Cat litter-y?
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Of course, I am a feminist, so perhaps I am attributing it wrong.
I really wish Katy Perry would record a song called "Look At Me! I'm Soooo Edgy! Don't You Think I'm Clever? I'm Desperate for Attention! WHY WON'T YOU LIKE ME!?! BUT I'M FILLED WITH WHIMSY!!!!!" and just get it over with.
True story (not to be read with a full stomach of mexican food either).
Har Mar (aka Sean) fucked my friend on my old couch some time ago and I walked in on it. I can burn a couch, I cannot, however, burn my eyes. Although it did answer the burning question of what Jay Sherman from The Critic would look like in the flesh and how little liquor it took for my friend to lose reasonable standards at that time.
@TransFat: You from LA. Im friends/acquaintances with Mr. Sean and he's a nice enough dude. And he manages to bed a lady nearly every time I see him. Not me, but I have friends.
@ArtfulSlinger: Nice, yes. No real problems with him as a person, maybe as a persona (though his live shows are pretty wild). But bare buttocksed in my living room riding my couch...gross! I don't care how friendly you are, is that something you want to see coming down your stairs?
I am certain we run in the same circle now. Just try giving the secret jezebel handshake the next time you see a redhead in echo park (chances are).
Re: Ungaro: Hmm. Does that mean at some point in time, I might actually be able to afford one of the dresses from Lindsay's collection? Because I liked four of them a lot, which probably means that I have zero taste. #lindsaylohanungaro
That Anthropologie is highly profitable does not surprise me. They carry the same made-in-a-faraway-sweatshop level of quality as Urban Outfitters(aka, very low quality), but at a much, much higher price point. Quite brilliant, really.
@NoelleBlue: I got a gorgeously overpriced set of glazed pottery measuring cups there that I adore. I practically opened my wallet and asked them to take out the amount they felt was fair. Hypnotized, I also signed up for their frequent shopper thingy, even though "frequent" and "Anthropologie" won't be mentioned in the same breath in my house very often. #lindsaylohanungaro
I'm starting to really feel bad for Lindsay Lohan. Her life is just unravelling slowly in such a painful way, I just want to giver her a hug and tell her it will be OK. It's bad enough to have one infantile and moronic parent, but having two? If only Drew Barrymore was her been-there-done that influential and wise big sister. #lindsaylohanungaro
I want to say something mean and snarky about Mr. Bourke, like Oh, he should really be going to jail for producing such ass-ugly handbags, but I won't because I know some people like them.
@kepster: I FUCKING LOVE THE BHV. They sell purse hardware. I still have these amazing brass findings like you wouldn't believe that belong on a satchel I will one day find the time to make. Crafts kept me sane in Paris, and that was all thanks to the BHV, where you can browse for hours without anyone bothering you. #lindsaylohanungaro
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Unless you're living in a teen movie, and your pool is cleaned by a sexy yet nonthreatening shirtless boy while you lounge nearby and drink something through a colorful twisty straw. That's probably the case, huh?
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Of course, I am a feminist, so perhaps I am attributing it wrong.
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Har Mar (aka Sean) fucked my friend on my old couch some time ago and I walked in on it. I can burn a couch, I cannot, however, burn my eyes. Although it did answer the burning question of what Jay Sherman from The Critic would look like in the flesh and how little liquor it took for my friend to lose reasonable standards at that time.
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Man that guy was/is skeevy...
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I am certain we run in the same circle now. Just try giving the secret jezebel handshake the next time you see a redhead in echo park (chances are).
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At ridiculous prices. But they are indeed adorable. #lindsaylohanungaro
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Oopsie:) #lindsaylohanungaro
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