Jaden Smith, 15, Longs to Be Legally Freed From Coolest Parents Ever

Even when you have the most laissez-faire, No Curfew, "You're-Going-To-Drink-So-Drink-In-The-House-Here's-Some-Patron" liberal Hollywood parents ever, you still want to fly the parental coop. Case in point: For Jaden Smith's 15th birthday this July, he asked Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith if they'd sign the papers to…

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The Kids' Choice Awards Red Carpet Is the Most Fun Red Carpet of the…

The Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards — which held its 26th annual event yesterday in Los Angeles — has got to be the most enjoyable awards show ever. From the bright, youthful clothes to the slime, celebrities actually look like they're having fun. Kristen Stewart smiles. It's that awesome. You cannot look at these…

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Justin Bieber Is Smoking Pot, Acting Out, Not Reaching Potential

Some mole over in Justin Bieber's camp say that the B33bz is pissing off his record label and his assorted grown-up servants by being a lazy, ungrateful little stoner, just like—wait for it—an eighteen-year-old boy. Truly shocking. My monocle just fell plumb off my face.

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Jennifer Aniston Turned Down Justin Theroux's Marriage Proposal,…

Jennifer Aniston continues attempting in vain to make everyone feel OK about her awesome, independent, filthy-rich yet somehow still pretty likeable perma-playtime sad, unwedded, spurned, childless existence in an interview with GQ Spain: "'A perfect life?' I think that's sort of cliché, isn't it?. Like, if you want to…

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Saturday Night Social

Tonight, I would like to give you all the gift of "Call Me Maybe," or, rather, of the video spoof that celebs like Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez and Ashley Tisdale made of "Call Me Maybe," which is originally a song by Canadian pop singer Carly Rae Jepsen, who is also in the parody and apparently friends with the whole…

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A Child Beauty Pageant Superstar, 22 Years Later

We've already seen Toddlers & Tiaras favorite Makenzie practice being a pageant mom, but according to this Funny or Die video, her future could be even more terrifying. She may still be competing, and trying to keep self-tanner off her Ni-Ni through her mid-twenties.

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