Ashley Olsen Tries To Remember If She Even Likes Yoga

[Santa Monica, November 22. Image via Flynet.]
Ashley Olsen's Canine Companion Seems Concerned About ____________
Ashley Olsen arrives at LAX (Los Angeles International Airport). November 20, 2010. Image via Bauer Griffin.
Avril Lavigne's Perfume Is So Edgy
- Judging from this ad, Avril Lavigne's perfume, Forbidden Rose, smells like eyeliner, cast iron, a decaying forest in winter, and an incongruous hair-bow like the ones your mother used to make you wear for family pictures. [TLF]
Naomi Campbell Must Testify About That Blood Diamond, Says Court
- The Special Court for Sierra Leone ruled that prosecutors can subpoena Naomi Campbell to compel her to testify about blood diamonds witnesses report she received from warlord Charles Taylor in 1997. Campbell had rebuffed prosecutors' attempts to interview her. [AP]
Reverse-Retouching Models, And What It Hides
With all the fuss kicked up by the "revelation" that magazines often airbrush out models' bones and add flesh to their bodies in post-production, it's interesting and frankly kind of shocking to see images that haven't had this so-called "reverse-retouching."
A Couple Of Shady Characters
[New York, June 1. Image via INFDaily.]
It Takes Two To Make A Thing Go Right
[New York, May 26. Image via INFDaily.]
Supermodel Weds In London; Marc Jacobs Gets A Delivery of Cocaine
- David Walliams and Lara Stone married this weekend at Claridge's hotel in London. To conclude the ceremony, two guests read poems by Yeats and Larkin. Stone wore Givenchy. [Daily Mail]
Catherine Zeta-Jones Not "Aesthetically Beautiful"; Charlotte Lewis Talks About What Polanski Did
- Catherine Zeta-Jones says she is not "aesthetically beautiful" because she has flaws. Sigh. [Telegraph]
Stars, Tragically, Not In Grapefruit Costumes At "Pink Grapefruit" Party
When I heard "Belvedere Pink Grapefruit launch party" at NYC's "Belvedere Pink Grapefruit Pop-Up," I imagined an awesome Ziegfeld Follies-style event in which Ashley Olsen and Kelly Osbourne and Estelle and Chelsea Handler all wore citrus costumes. Sadly, no:
Live Like An Olsen For Just $8.45 Million
The little ladies have just knocked down the price on their NYC condo! Granted, they've never actually lived in the place, but I'd like to think the pink room was MK's. Because she's the pretty one. [Curbed]
Eva Joins Ranks Of Snuggie Lovers; Anna Wintour Lecture Bans Reporters
- Eva Mendes wore a Snuggie at a party for Flaunt magazine. [P6]
- According to one study, the luxury sector is projected to grow everywhere in the world this year, with the exception of Japan. [Independent]
The Blond Leading The _______
[New York, April 7. Image via Pacific Coast News]
