Why is this shirtless youth standing on the shoulders of a Charlie Chaplin statue in Leicester Square? When it comes to Twilight premieres, we've stopped asking these questions.

Brace yourselves, Twi-hards: 'The Twilight Saga: Eclipse' premiered last night at L.A.Live's Nokia Theater, and it was epic. All the KStew and RPatz your hearts crave, plus some of the worst clothes you've ever seen...it just doesn't get any better!

• Jennifer Lopez's 15 perfumes have sold more than $1 billion at retail. She's launching a 16th, Love and Glamour, this fall. "I drive [fragrance company Coty] a little bit crazy," she says. "Because it's always not signature enough." [WWD]

The median age of the Vanity Fair reader is 40; the mag's fans are well-educated. So between the media frenzy and the TwiMom phenomenon, the chance that someone reading VF has heard of Twilight is pretty high. It's weird though:

• Courtney Love once had a "lesbian fling" with Kate Moss. Courtney says:

• A judge has given Lindsay Lohan, who is currently in NYC, until Thursday to make up four alcohol education classes or she'll go to jail. But rather than heading back to L.A., Lindsay is going to the Cannes Film Festival.

• Glee creator Ryan Murphy wants people to boycott Newsweek for publishing an article on gay actors playing straight, "until an apology is issued to... brave out actors who were singled out in this damaging, needlessly cruel, and mind-blowingly bigoted piece."

On a frigid New York night, Sherlock Holmes came to New York's Lincoln Center. And, amazingly, the stars still managed to look chic. Except when they just looked cold.

• Jennifer Hudson will sing for President Obama, Michelle Obama and their guests at a state dinner tonight.

R.Patt and K-Stew insulated themselves from the ravening opening-night hordes with a scenester posse at NYC's Landmark's Sunshine Cinema: It would seem Agyness Deyn, Natalie Portman and the entire cast of Gossip Girl are all Twi-Hards. Down to the costumes!

You know it's fab when you see Anna Wintour and the Olsens. And that it's bizarre when you see Johnny Depp, Patti Smith, and Danny DeVito. "The Museum of Modern Art Film Benefit: A Tribute To Tim Burton" was both.

• Mel Gibson's pregnant girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva says she wants the public to get to know her (now that she has an album coming out), adding, "I thought he was happily married until I was reassured otherwise. And then it happened..."

• Yesterday Jaime Pressly reportedly got so drunk at a gay bar in West Hollywood that she slumped down next to the building and urinated on the sidewalk in broad daylight.

Julie & Julia is based on one great book and one okay one, so it's no wonder that the film's premiere, at Mann Village Theatre, should be a mixed bag - and full of food and Hollywood celebs...plus Alice Waters.

• Guess who is going to have to face her abuser and testify? Rihanna:

• Catholics in Poland are urging the government there to cancel Madonna's August 15 concert, saying…