Oh, South Africans. You should be glad they didn't ask Angelina Jolie to don blackface again to play that role. At least this time the actress is actually of color.
So, basically, Chris Brown was disingenuous when he entered his guilty plea and unapologetic, even as he gave testimonials of contrition to the media. I'm officially afraid for his next girlfriend.
So, when you were in high school, and Jenny McCarthy was bouncing around on MTV, at what point in the future of the world did you expect her to be a grandmother? Was there an alien-clone war scheduled first?
This is my fourth attempt at commenting about Chris Brown. Unfortunately, he is making me so angry, it is hard to think/write coherently, but here it goes:
Oprah doesn't owe you anything. BET doesn't owe you anything. You were the one who brutally assaulted your girlfriend and have yet to show any sincere regret or contrition over it. You do not get a cookie for doing community service. You don't get a pat on the back for going to court appointed anger management classes. You don't get to record a couple of catchy songs and expect all to be forgiven and forgotten. The world does not revolve around you. Now get off your damn high horse before you fall and hurt yourself.
I'm surprised the Jen Aniston People quote didn't end:
"Jen loves Christmas, and her house was festively decorated with a huge tree, twinkling Christmas lights and fragrant flower arrangements, to hide the stench of desperation from her obviously bitter failed attempts of catching and keeping a man to justify her existence and a baby so that she has someone who will appreciate her love."
@Le Kangourou de Kataroo: "But there were no presents under the tree for the babies she doesn't have, and Santa Claus won't be stopping by this year, once again."
*If* Tiger was still texting various mistresses after the car crash, once the paparazzi orgy had begun, that suggests to me a level of carelessness that would be compatible with an addictive behaviour.
I saw some headline about "TIGER DIDN'T USE CONDOMS!" or some such and really, come on. Are we to that point? I mean, I probably could have guessed that anyway. Powerful men have a strange aversion to condoms. OK, that's probably men in general, but powerful men just don't need em, ya know? They have magical disease-preventing powers in their special and magical peen.
@nobodyr: At least 12. I have a friend who banged him for a while, and she's definitely keeping her mouth shut. For every woman looking for publicity, fame, and money, I bet there are several others who slept with him and don't have any interest in publicizing it.
"Jen loves Christmas, and her house was festively decorated with a huge tree, twinkling Christmas lights and fragrant flower arrangements," says her publicist, trying to keep her relevant. [People]"
@formergr: Was there a shrine to Brad? Was there a fully-prepared nursery, but the cradle was filled with cobwebs? Was there an Angelina voodoo doll? I don't feel a story about Jen Aniston is complete without these things..
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Oprah doesn't owe you anything. BET doesn't owe you anything. You were the one who brutally assaulted your girlfriend and have yet to show any sincere regret or contrition over it. You do not get a cookie for doing community service. You don't get a pat on the back for going to court appointed anger management classes. You don't get to record a couple of catchy songs and expect all to be forgiven and forgotten. The world does not revolve around you. Now get off your damn high horse before you fall and hurt yourself.
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That said, I've heard rumors in the theater community that he's into some kink, but I think those photos might HELP his reputation.
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*goes back to her soothing cheesecake*
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"Jen loves Christmas, and her house was festively decorated with a huge tree, twinkling Christmas lights and fragrant flower arrangements, to hide the stench of desperation from her obviously bitter failed attempts of catching and keeping a man to justify her existence and a baby so that she has someone who will appreciate her love."
#sarcasm
[jezebel.com]
#Iwouldhavelovedaninvite
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/ rampant speculation
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Oh god Elin. Get tested now.
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So yeah, Elin. Definitely get thee to a clinic.
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There, fixed that for you, People.
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